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Noel and Liam Gallagher of Oasis outside the Peveril of the Peak pub, Manchester, 1994, photo by Kevin Cummins (Getty Images).

@gbh68.bsky.social Tacos at the Koffee Pot this evening. Here’s dessert!😂👍🏻

@gbh68.bsky.social Hey, for the last few weeks I’ve been noticing your weren’t posting on here but when I would look you up I would see that you have. Told Carol and she said she sees you all the time. She said she talked to to you today. Took a look at your account and somehow it was muted!🙄

I want to follow more on here who should I follow ?

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Me thinks this dude has had one joint too many!😬 #Haarlem

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Haarlem

I had Russian roulette spag bol for dinner tonight. It’s eating normal spag bol but while wearing an expensive white shirt. p.s. I lost

@gbh68.bsky.social popped into that Oasis pop up store in Spinning Fields. Those lads are cleaning house. 40-45 Quid for a T-Shirt!😂

@gbh68.bsky.social 😎👍

Happy Sunday

The worst thing about public transport is the fact the public uses it.

Saying you "call a spade a spade" is a great way of letting people know you're an insensitive and self-opinionated arsehole.

The staff at the sperm bank call me 'Sting' because I haven't released anything worthwhile for years. And because I'm a wanker. Obviously. #totp

Some new clobber Humblegentssocialclub.com

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@gbh68.bsky.social I’m very happy for you mate! From what you’ve shared it’s a fantastic flat. Carol and I are flying in for the Morrissey gig in June. If you are kicking around town give us a shout.😎👍

🎶Woh-Oh, here she comes Watch out boy she'll chew you up🎶 🎶Woh-Oh, here she comes She's a manatee🎶

My favourite drinking game is to pretend I like people.

Happy Sunday from Strasbourg😀

The man, the myth, the legend! Dubliners Strasbourg.

The Checkout Girl #thefastshow

Bit concerned what we're feeding the dog..

If the person next to you is filming the whole gig on their phone it's your god given duty to sing along as badly as possible, and maybe also fart really loud if you've got one in you.

New stuff out friday Humblegentssocialclub.com

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll say, "This is boring, can't we just go back to you giving me fish?"

I went to the zoo when I was 8 years old and a cockatoo bit my finger. They live like 100 years so I bet he's still alive and I'm going to go back and eat that fucken bird

Despite all the advances in food technology, I'm still unable to squeeze banana from the skin like toothpaste. I feel this needs to be addressed.

As a student I worked part time in a sex dungeon. I was strapped for cash at the time.

New stuff Humblegentssocialclub.com

I've started an anal bleaching business. Give me a ring if you're interested.

I’ve been thinking about buying a Volvo. It’s all over for me, isn’t it?

I touched the snooze button so many times this morning my phone's now smoking a cigarette.

Parents, prepare your children for social media by encouraging them to talk shite to imaginary friends.

Apparently there's an arctic circle lottery. You have to be Inuit to win it.

Happy to announce Brad pitt as our ambassador €100 per picture apparently he's skint due to on going health and ex wife issues

Support indie brands please repost Sale now on 40% off tees polos and sweats Humblegentssocialclub.com

You know all those cattle mutilations they think are UFOs. Nope that was me

The coolest thing about a new-ish social media site is how the psychopaths, people off their meds, and the day drinkers are allowed to roam freely before anyone figures out who they are.

Christmas lost its sparkle for me when I found out that my mum and dad weren't real, and it was Jesus all along.