Do you think anyone's ever gotten so high that they got married just because they wanted a joint account?

artistic liberty

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

If you can't handle me at my Ghjkblmn, you don't deserve me at my Yityuoip. #TinynReese

I haven't actually been hit with the post con depression like this in a while. I had a ton of fun at AC this year, and it's making work feel that much worse

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

Mhmm how about the ✧ Art Raffle ✧? ✧ To enter follow us + share this post. ✧Winner gets double portrait of their character, as shown below! ✧ Ends: July 15 Good luck! <3 #artraffle #art #raffle #artgiveaway

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

REBUILD MY FOLLOWING ON THIS NEW SITE BADGE RAFFLE!! the raffle will continue until i hit 1K followerz on bsky at which point a winner will be selected!! ✨️ followerz only ✨️ ✨️ like & share to enter ✨️ winner will recieve a custom furry badge sent to their location 💖

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

My friends have taken Iceing (the drinking game) to a new level. Come over to their beach house and see a telescope aimed at the beach.

I'm trying to make good decisions and I'm trying to convince myself I don't need the bottle of eagle rare right in front of me

Ready for beddy~🌙

Guys, I've become so obsessed with opossums lately because of this guy I keep rescuing out of the dumpster at work. I named him Jerry and he's my best friend. I want one so bad

So I'm checking my FA submissions and I happen to get these two back to back and I can't imagine a better pairing.

If you freeze your joints, do they just become pot-sicles?

First time doing audio on an animation project, I'm super proud of how this turned out! #dragon #3d #animated #animation #character #creature #fantasy #model

It's been a little over a month since my car was stolen, but I finally have a new one. Mazda CX-5 Huge thank you to @mechanicalotter.bsky.social for driving me around everywhere in the meantime

Anubi

I really hoped it wouldn't be so bad, but going to look at my car to see what was done... It hurts a lot. They destroyed so much for the sake of breaking it. I've loved this car for a decade now and seeing it like this sort of broke me

Bleh. Woken up at 2:45 am by police letting me know my car was stolen. They found it but I have no idea what state it's in. I don't think it's drivable :c

Despite how hectic #FurFest2024 / #MFF2024 is, I still had a great time! The con addressed a lot of issues from last year and nailed the vibe pretty well this year! So many awesome floofs out there, including these ones! ❤️

Official time I waited in MFF registration line was 18 minutes

Oh you're trusting your *gut*? The city's third most popular sperm bank?

I'm not sure if this is PALOOZA worthy, but I went there anyway. JOIN ME. Or something.

Activating periscope mode

I haven't paid attention to Twitter in a while so I was wondering why I suddenly got an influx of followers here without being very active

Co-worker needed computer help and it was a relatively easy fix. He asked how I fixed it I just told him I had to use my LBGT-VPN to get into the back end of the system.

Guess who didn't realize they registered for AC with their full legal name as their badge name.

Got a couple decent shots of the eclipse, but the last one was by my mother who got to use a fancy telescope for it.

My supervisor was critiquing my surgery wound from carpal tunnel. I told him it's a 15 minute surgery, what else would he expect from a quick hand job.

The first full-fledged art will be a felkin I wanted to post in April for my birthday) Finished custom ref on felkin - first time painting a felkin, the customer is very pleased with the result and it really makes me happy :з For Threvin`FA ⭐️

Pro tip. If you're turning right at a light, make sure you don't run over the pedestrian who has the cross light. I'd really appreciate it if you looked and didn't hit me next time.

Friday can't come soon enough. This carpal tunnel is driving me mad and it's now the worst it's been. I just want this surgery done.

This is how my bf views my antics.

Friends! With @ocelotadyx.bsky.social @suborak.bsky.social @lightningxce.bsky.social @skeleton.lol

An older piece “Way too many daggers” :)

Car battery has been giving me problems so I just replaced it. I didn't even realize it's the original factory battery that's lasted 10 years and over 90k miles. I'm in awe, I never hear of them lasting anywhere near that long

The MFF vore meat and eat exceeded capacity. The room it's in holds 750 people and there are still several hundred in line

Did I wake up today expecting I get to pet an opossum named Hazel? Not at all, but it was the cutest thing I've ever seen and now I want one.

Are you guys going Trick-or-Treating? 🎃🐺🦊🐰🐦🐸🎃 Happy Halloween from A Fox in Space!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuP1...

I think half the people on this fight to O'Hare are furries. I even saw a few with badges on already.

I really thought we were past three whole 'sergals are racist' thing, but then someone asks about lore and immediately says "are those the racist ones?" I'm tired of this

Whelp, covid positive. This sucks

A tall hot sergal slips through your window and eats you wyd? #furryart

I only just discovered they added custom mods and livery support for VTOL VR and the community has not let me down