All males are surplus, imo

My high school earth science, physics, chemistry, and calculus teacher (who had a master's in chemical engineering) believed in an abiogenic origin of fossil fuels. If you believe they're an easily renewed resource, the need to conserve them disappears.

Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, blue moons, pots of gold

Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy, Happy, Grumpy Doc isn't on the list because he knows what he did

Cops are great Also, a periodic reminder that guillotines are the moderate solution

David and The Salt Lake Tribune

Every time some dipshit conservative economist or magazine columnist writes “actually the problem is that young people aren’t drinking, smoking or screwing”, I should get to kick them in the shins twice. WHERE WAS THIS ENERGY WHEN I WAS A SMALL TOWN MORMON TEENAGER?

This is awesome and I'm not going to stop my subscription because good local journalism is worth paying for.

And then my cardiologist is like "stress is probably a big contributor to your blood pressure have you tried reducing it" and I laugh and laugh

Letter: Gov. Cox, whose best idea to combat drought has been begging us to pray for rain, has made no substantive effort to address public concerns about the data center. Instead, he and everyone else involved have condescended to us.

Idaho Dems have tried to do something similar, and Idaho Republicans have shut it down (multiple times in the last decade, if memory serves)

If I title a class session on facial recognition ALL YOUR FACE ARE BELONG TO US not a single student will get the joke which is why I am posting it here. Please clap.

Smut is so awkward when you're not even remotely horny

Tonight while grading I decided to start watching The Good Place again. It's been one of my favorite shows ever since it was released. After the breakup I binge watched the whole series (including playing it as I fell asleep) probably a half dozen times.

Is it my anxiety meds or is it my decision to not grade a few assignments because ain't nobody got time for that? The world may never know.

If we want the world to be a better place it is incumbent upon us to be better people. I don't think for a second this means giving bad people a pass, but it definitely does mean being kind and, when people are truly trying their best to do the same, not kick them in the groin if they aren't perfect

I continue to insist that we actually do owe one another quite a lot.

Damnit. I forgot to pick up more Liquid IV at Costco today...

virgnia foxx is one of those low key members who has been abjectly horrible her entire time in office. a total degenerate.

All I want in my life is an autistic non binary presenting lesbian with a hyper focus on dinosaurs. Is that too much to ask?

Me: I just want my dick and butt touched, and to do the same to another good looking guy. Also me: There is no way in heaven, hell, or anywhere in between they I'll download Grindr or Sniffies or even Bumble. And going out and talking to people IRL? That's even less likely

I haven't even started dating post breakup and I'm already riding the spiritual waves of this student

Okay, but why are they recording in what looks like the waiting room of the medical imaging clinic I had to go to for my CT scan a few months ago?

Do you honestly believe that left leaning folks remaining on a micro blogging site owned by Elon "Emerald Mine Nepo Baby" Musk would have resulted in a meaningfully different political climate than the one we have now? Really? REALLY?

Wild animals are not your friends.

Dear Everyone: Please teach your children that all wild animals are dangerous and should only be approached and handled by trained professionals. Unless you want them gored by a buffalo or getting rabies from a squirrel.

"Hey look, crabs. Can we keep them? Boy there's a lot of those." "They're harmless, alright. If they beat you, hit them with the shampoo."

Straight cis dudes who are too lazy to shower so nobody will fuck them are the softest, weakest people on this planet.

I died on my flight back from Japan before which I was to move in with my recent ex and everything since has been an elaborate ruse to punish me for whatever sins I committed in my youth.

Listening to @techconnectify.bsky.social be a minivan evangelist brings me joy. If you need cargo capacity or to move people and want/need a vehicle to do it, a minivan is the best option for the vast majority of people.

Every day being a Cybertruck owner becomes more embarrassing, and I'm here to laugh at all of them.

"I swear I'm verse!" He screams as he looks into his underwear drawer only to see jockstraps and black briefs.

Me: I'm going to go home, get a snack, cuddle with my dog, and grade. I swear. I've saved up the spoons for it. I'm actually ready to do this. Some hacking org: ¡LOL! No.

Jar Jar Binks for golden week 3k likes and ill animate him twerking

It’s Golden Week @dkbell0.bsky.social

Dear God, you know what you need to do to make me believe again. Amen.

I have calmed down since posting this. I'm still bothered by the actions. The reality is that I can pretty easily handle this. I've already gotten someone to take care of my pup while I'm out of town for a few days. But it's the lack of communication and respect for my time that's annoying.

Is it too fucking goddamn much for my ex to actually fucking talk to me when he's planning a two week trip sitting watch he expects me to take over his dog care duties instead of just fucking throwing it on a goddamn fucking calendar?

This skeet has broken containment. I was in the hall after school and one of my students came up to me and asked, "Hey, what's your most controversial Star Wars hot take?" After I responded he was like, "Yeah, I have no idea what that is. Just figured I'd ask."

Listening to lo fi versions of 90s and 2000s pop music while students are working and I'm grading. I don't think any of my students have recognized any of the songs.

Midichlorians make sense.

Last year, at the end of the school year, I booked a couple's massage with my ex. It was a nice experience, one that I planned to make a yearly ritual. There's obviously not happening this year. Instead I'm doing it with another one of my teacher friends.

I need* another tattoo. *Need is the right word

The rich cannot imagine that people don't always want to just bend over to their ever whim

Me, for the last six months

My hot take: it's totally fine that you can't send images in DMs on Bluesky.

How the hell is he still going on about this?

Good morning. My counterargument to whatever you say about Star Wars is this.

My vibe is "wears cargo shorts he bought at Costco for $13" mixed with "wears his clothes in such a way that you can tell he's wearing a jock strap if the back of his shirt lifts up just a little"

I kinda miss the days when you could say that Kyle Rittenhouse is a murdering little freak and his weird little fan boys would just show up in your mentions because they have nothing better to do than constantly search his name. I think most of those weirdos (rightfully) abandoned Bluesky.