Proof that there's not a loving God: My off the cuff political post I made on a whim yesterday is doing numbers, but my request for men in crop tops only resulted in exactly one (1) response.

Sorry to my LDS followers if I'm coming off as a bit prickish today. I'm already in a bit of a bad mood, but I went from being Holland's biggest fan boy to crying myself to sleep because of how he talked about people like me.

KSL, which is owned by the LDS church, has a more neutral, less fawning headline than the tribune. Dafuq?

I'm not really sure telling people to take up arms against The Gays™ is particularly benevolent, but I'm weird like that. Confession: Holland was my favorite apostle, especially during my mission

I just saw someone refer to Ilya as "emotionally unavailable" and it's clear he's only watched maybe episode one of Heated Rivalry and definitely hasn't read the books.

My former boss, who has no reason to remember my birthday and who I'm best known for drunk texting during summer break, texted me to say happy birthday. My ex's little sister texted me. My first girlfriend's mom posted on Facebook, as did the mom of a friend who ghosted me months ago.

Every year I keep my expectations very low for my birthday and every year for the last few years they've managed to not be met. You'd think "I want to stay friends" or "I want to stay part of your life" might include "Hey, sorry I've been super busy, but just wanted to say happy birthday".

There were a few people I was hoping to hear from today that I didn't. It really sucks.

I forgot that my mom's preferred way to eat homemade chicken noodle soup is over mashed potatoes and it fucking slaps!

Hot Take: Gender reveal parties are dumb. Don't have them. But if you're not going to be able to even feign excitement for any of the possibilities you'll see with that color pops out, definitely do not have them.

This is your friendly reminder that most people (regardless of their general political position) do not know, nor do they care about, the differences between leftist, liberal, and progressive.

Facebook is weird because my first girlfriend's mom, who I haven't spoken to in at least 15 years, just wished me a happy birthday.

They are just deeply weird, unpleasant people.

Since I'm not getting endless pictures of men in crop tops I'm doing something else gay for my birthday: making my mom watch Wicked

Straight men in Rexburg can't figure out "take her to lunch and talk with her" on their own...

The whole Tewson family is dangerous and you engage at your own peril, but also at your greatest amusement

It's my birthday and I get to be slightly horny on main and this is exactly what I want from everyone.

The lack of men sending me selfies of themselves in crop tops on my birthday feels like a hate crime

My (very, very Mormon) mom showed genuine interest in my new tattoo and was going to buy me coffee gear for Christmas but didn't because she couldn't find it in the color I wanted. I should go through a painful breakup and then have a family member get diagnosed with cancer every year.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

My mom got me earrings that have the same neurotransmitter that's in my antidepressant for my birthday

Good news. It's open

Time to go see if the tiny little drive through coffee shed in my tiny home town is open on this, the most important of days

New Christmas tradition: Binge watching Heated Rivalry

Ilya was well written in the book and even better written in the show and even better written in the sequel and season 2 is going to have a hell of a time living up to that but I think they can do it and I'm so fucking excited for it and not even for horny reasons.

Does it help explain things if I mentioned that my initial move from primarily posting at facebook to primarily posting on Twitter was motivated by a desire to fight with strangers instead of family?

Today? Not many. On the other hand, I'd pay cash money to watch the guy in this picture in a fight with Andrew Tate.

Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird is my new sona

I'll be back to argue with the troll when I'm done watching softcore hockey porn

New best insult I've seen just dropped

This is one of the more progressive positions I've seen someone take

Can't wait to hear this person's thoughts on Mormons

My headcanon is that Kevin grew up to be the dude from saw.

If you are with a pet, it's not anti-social

OHHHHHH, those are HOOVES, that's better (Sorry, but it cannot be unseen once you see it)

Arguing with some chud over on Twitter, I called someone a cunt. @kathryntewson.bsky.social chimed in with, "He has neither the depth nor the warmth."

All emergency room staff want for Christmas is for you to remember: Flared. Base.

Trans kids are kids. Parents of trans kids are parents. People who are obsessed with kids’ genitals are … well, we have another word for them. Let kids and parents make health care decisions with their physicians and trained medical providers, please.

Admitting you're more comfortable having a "real discussion" with Nazis is one hell of a choice, Mark.

EMERGENCY: My little sister doesn't know about Heated Rivalry

low stakes posting today reminds me that 1) Facebook is for talking to people you know IRL but don’t like and 2) microblogging sites are for talking to people you don’t know but do like. we forget these things at our peril

My little sister just showed up. She sat down and punched me in the shoulder and then got upset that I retaliated. It's feeling like home.

UDOT with 🔥 this Christmas…

My parents have lots of family photos hanging up. They have a digital picture frame. And I keep seeing pictures of my ex and me and it's harder than I thought. I've taken down all those pictures in my home and at work. But here I am, seeing more memories of us.

Time for your reminder that, while Christianity has appropriated a lot of things over the years, the Christmas tree isn't one and is a purely Christian innovation youtu.be/m41KXS-LWsY

Let me put it this way: If you were upset by the Islamophobia that reared its ugly head after 9/11 but think a person gunning down a Chanukah party in Australia is a legitimate protest of the actions of the state of Israel, you're an antisemitic prick.

@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online I need your decision

I'm a simple man and @petermsmiths.bsky.social gets me