I took care of my taxes and now car insurance. I'm fucking done being an adult today

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In October 2024, the Georgia secretary of state’s office launched an investigation after receiving numerous reports from residents across several counties saying they’d received partially prefilled absentee ballot applications from Musk’s America PAC. trib.al/PHI428b

AAAAHHHHHHHH

GOOD

My pub trivia name is: The Epstein files didn't kill themselves

Nobody cares. Release ALL of the Epstein Files!!! 🖖

Thank you Europe! Do it!

* In the US Thank you to the rest of the world for moving forward where our government failed

Cholesterol, do your fucking job

Oh damn, it was his 66th birthday? ha ha happy birthday from your brother. #OpDeathEaters

The Sun, a British tabloid, put Prince Andrew on its front page, using a stark, flash-lit photograph that suggests he is still processing the moment.

When we topple the Trump regime we should claw back every dime his family pilfers from the U.S. Treasury. Include all the fines & restitution he allowed fraudsters to get out of paying via corrupt pardons. Costing Americans billions. Stop MAGA now.

Never heard of them but now you've got my attention

#AbolishICEnow!

There must not be any aliens in the Trump-Epstein files

Kinda jealous of other countries making rapists and pedophiles in the Epstein files pay the consequences for their actions.

Kinda hard to see, it's so tiny

In order to deflect attention away from new revelations that he raped and threatened to kill underage girls, Donald Trump will start a war with Iran.

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I agree! The Trump-Epstein files it is.

Still seems a bit worse

Cite your sources, bullshit won't work anymore

Happy Rich White Bigot in Charge Day!

So, has anyone been arrested yet? #EpsteinFiles

Passports aren't available free of charge so it also becomes a poll tax

This is a fantastic idea. Poorly worded but still a fantastic idea.

Picked a great night to go to a show. But grabbing food before the show is awkward. I'll be the one eating alone tonight

😂🤪 Pam Bondi once warned Americans about ‘corruption.’ Bold move to give a TED Talk from inside the problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cocaine is better With a small bit of poo

Constant source of entertainment. I don't think it will fit, but good luck

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In that case:

Great call, Charlie 👍 Do not sell to ICE

Lock them all up

Ahem

Fuck you Amazon. I'm going to cancel every fucking subscription I have and shop somewhere else from now on, period. You will never get another fucking penny from me There's an issue with my account and now my smart TV is as dumb as a fucking brick. I can't even stream local shit from my network

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This

Seems like everyone in the US should sue the IRS for $10 billion Taxpayer data wrongly shared with DHS, court filing says | AP News apnews.com/article/trea...

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