New Yorkers, if you could start a "LETS GO BLOOD CLOT 👏👏 👏👏👏" chant while Orange Epstein is at the Knicks game, I would be so happy. 🥹

Fuck this shit

I hope Elon made the list

When everyday is a struggle, it's hard to know just how close you are to your breaking point. Or maybe you do know and simply stop caring Spite is what motivates me, so I'm not going anywhere and the suffering can continue without interruption

Yes

I don't ever plan on getting married again, but the right person would want a ring with a diamond the size of a record player stylus but would prefer to keep it on the record player

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Disagree, but only because images of living Americans should not be on our money. They should however be well respected and historically important individuals. In the future Trump will meet half the requirements (and we will fucking celebrate) while Obama will easily meet both.

But what's the downside? Fuck big pharma

No one: what do you think about Trump on a $250 bill? Me: we should only put historically significant and respected individuals who are no longer alive on our money. Trump will eventually meet exactly one half of those two requirements

My beard is so majestic that it prevents abortions

Unfortunately, this still won't get more Linux users. My last non-Linux system was Windows XP www.theregister.com/software/202...

Should be 200%

Make it 200%

Total criminals Get them OUT of our politics!

Has the enshittification of AI even started yet? Or did it start out enshittified?

IRAN is an illegal war that will hurt American citizens for years ti come.

I don’t give a fuck that Trump went to the hospital. Call me when he goes to the morgue.

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A blood orange IPA counts as a serving of fruit, right?

But he's still there for a few months. Time to push harder for the full release of the Epstein files

I've said it before and I'll say it again: this only ends when enough white men say "no". And, right now, too many are still begging for more: More child rape, more war, more poverty. They havent felt enough pain. So do your part: Humiliate every maggot you come across. Make them suffer.

why tho

Rep Thomas Massie has nothing to lose at this point. He should go on every news show and spill the beans on everything he knows about trump’s dirty dealings.

#AbolishAI The US is not capable of using AI responsibly. Shut down the data centers

In case you need any more motivation to hold the most corrupt "president" in U.S. history accountable. #Register&VOTE 🌊

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On the other hand this is really in the nick of time for J6ers. A lot of those guys need to pay the lawyers to appeal their child porn convictions.

The perfect mug for your paintbrush water. eatf.art/mugs

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Miss Lindsey 💅

I'd like to thank all the Gerrymandering Confederates who've stopped pretending they're not racist. The next step is to stop pretending you're Christian. BC y'all hate the Gospels as deeply as you hate the VRA.

It’s amazing how Trump ended all those wars nobody heard about but can’t end the war he started.

Every individual mentioned in the #EpsteinFiles must be investigated & brought to trial as appropriate. And that includes the president. Justice for survivors. Consequences for perpetrators & enablers. Keep talking about the #EpsteinFiles.

Describing the US

Yesterday the Republican Messiah said the War with Iran was over. Today the navies are trading shots and the UAE was attacked. Trump knows as much about how war works as he does about marital fidelity and being a good father. www.cnn.com/2026/05/04/w...

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"Don't speak ill of the dead, so ensure that while he is still alive you should take as much time as possible to speak ill of that cousin humping, election denying, seditious, sexual predator, and worthless pile of 💩, Rudy Giuliani!" ~ Chilon of Greece, 600 BC

Rudy's in the hospital. Hope it bankrupts him

Statue of limitations has not expired on this tweet.

Pay no attention to the staggering inflation, the $6 a gallon for gas, the illegal war in Iran. They're going to fill our deeds with distractions.