I sincerely hope he is doing okay and I hope he takes this time to reflect on the importance of his health and how we’d be much better off if he resigned immediately… for his health reasons…

Well that’s a mouth full I bet he wasn’t expecting.

Yet another $3M taxpayer paid golf vacation at his own resort so he can hide from the impending Epstein-Trump-Gate. Trump has spent an est 257.5 years worth of Presidential annual salaries on his golf trips, this year alone—PAID FOR BY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. MAGA: bUT hE dOEsn’T TaKE a pAYCheCK.

MAGA: HE WAS ONLY 72% RACIST AND BIGOTED, 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS AREN’T CHILDREN THEY’RE YOUNG ADULTS, TRUMP MAY BE A PEDO BUT CLINTON… Pathetic

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Popular opinion: I would rather have healthcare than a $2000 bribe from Trump. #MAGATsAreDumbAF

Popular opinion: I would rather have healthcare than a $2000 bribe from Trump. #MAGATsAreDumbAF

Fat Hitler doesn’t like other fat people in his country.

So… Trump recently removed the 150-year-old Resolute Desk from the Oval Office to be 'lightly refinished' and all of a sudden a supposed “replica” of the desk has appeared in the lobby of Mar A Lago, which has been decorated with the same tacky gold finishing that he put up all over the White House

"I don't take responsibility at all" -Donald Trump

Rip Van Stinkle slept all the way through his Health and Human Services presser yesterday… except for the moment that one of his staff passed out while he stood there and looked annoyed. Totally normal.

"I don't take responsibility at all" -Donald Trump

The American president was ordered by a judge to feed starving Americans… And he is refusing to obey the order because he thinks feeding the poor gives Democrats a win. He is against FEEDING AMERICANS or LIFTING THEM OUT OF POVERTY, yet he just gave Billionairs $TRILLIONS in tax breaks.

And high school students will be forced to learn the teachings of Al-Gebra. 😂💀

It’s an allegory. #EverythingTrumpTouchesDies

This is your cat, watching you choke to death in your living room

Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas Texas SUCK IT UP TACO PRINCESS.

The guys that voted for fascism are losing their minds over democratic socialism right now and they don’t even know what that term means.

Tell me you’ve never, in your life, pumped your own gas or went to a grocery store without telling me you’ve never pumped your own gas or went to a grocery store. #TrumpIsDumbAF

Prop 50 passed! Mamdani wins! 2 new Dem Governors elected! All of Trump’s endorced candidates lost! MAGAts are losing their minds all over the US tonight.

BREAKING NEWS: Trump PUT HIMSELF ON THE BALLOT by endorsing Cuomo and now he’s crashing out because his endorsement is part of the reason Cuomo lost. ESAD Trumy

Common sense wins in NY.

Breaking News: Trump basically called himself the weakest president in history. MAGA still cheers him on and calls him the “alpha male” because they don’t know what that means…

It worked for 249 years with no problems. The US was never meant to be a dictatorship. The problem is Trump.

The people trying to scare New Yorkers into not voting for a brown guy because DIFFERENT brown guys attacked the US, 24 years ago, killing 3000 Americans, are the same people who voted back into power the white guy who caused the pandemic to spread and kill 1.2 MILLION Americans. Make it make sense

Why would JD’s couch want to sleep in her bed?

What the actual fuck. MAGAts are dressing up in blackface for Halloween. I’ve never hit a woman, but I wouldn’t blink an eye if someone else did it to her.

Kyrsten Sinema: “I’m the worst Democrat to ever exist.” Joe Manchin: “lol not even close to me” John Fetterman: “hold my beer…” @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social get rid of this guy.

The hottest Christmas gift for all those MAGA simps in your life.

BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨 Trump announces that he has fully renovated his classified and top secret document room at the whitehouse. Still no locks on the doors though.

Also Mike Johnson: “to all house representatives: STAY IN YOUR HOME DISTRICTS UNTIL THE GOVERNMENT REOPENS” Fucking liar.

The hottest Christmas gift for all those MAGA simps in your life.

Erika Kirk: “No one will ever replace my husband, but I do see some similarities of my husband in JD”

There would only be 2 people involved and Riley Gaines would still tie for 5th place and complain that a trans woman ruined her life. #Facts

MAGA: it’s not the government’s job to feed you, to give you a job, to make sure you have healthcare, to take care of the elderly, to protect you from hatred and bigotry and racism… Me: WTF is the government’s job?

BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨 John Fetterman admits that BRAIN DAMAGE caused him to become a conservative. Apparently, that’s what it takes.

Getting rid of SNAP benefits will not solve ANY problems for the US. 42,000,000 Americans live below the poverty line and depend on food stamps to survive. FIX THAT FUCKING PROBLEM. don’t worry… Trump’ll still get his golden fucking ballroom and tax breaks for all his buddies.

Everything Trump Touches Turns to Pedophilia #ETTTTP

He came in like a wrecking ball…

When Trump is finally out of the WhiteHouse, what should the next president do with the ballroom and his concrete rose garden? I’m thinking of a Planned Parenthood in the ballroom and a promenade with sculptures of Obama, Biden, Hillary, Kamala, JFK, and John McCain all surrounded by beds of roses

Grab him by the Nussy

JFC.

Hey MAGA Mike, they aren’t her constituents until she’s sworn in. Do your fucking job.

Trump is wrecking “The People’s House” to make room for his party house- ballroom. This is an allegory to what he’s doing to America.

Well, this is embarrassing 👀

MAGA: we have a president, not a king. Your protest doesn’t make sense. Trump: *Posts a video of himself wearing a crown, laughing, while dumping actual shit on No Kings protesters. You might not think he’s a king, but Trump sure thinks he is. #NoKings

Trump’s response to the biggest protest in American History, against him-being a king… …Is to post a video of himself wearing a crown, being a king. You can’t make this shit up.

These are some of my favorite signs from today’s No Kings protests. Y’all are awesome. Post your own favorites in the comments!

Who is Trump doing this for? Santos was kicked out of the GOP for being a criminal. DO YOU KNOW HOW SHITTY OF A CRIMINAL YOU NEED TO BE FOR MAGA TO TURN ON YOU???