You know, I’m not sure if my line handling and knot tying class made me a better sailor, but it did make me really interested in shibari

I like to think that James named the team after his son and not the other way around. #art #StarFox

Getting to last call on this btw

Imagining being rubber and making people shine my butt

Ragebaiting my Turkish shipmates by proclaiming my love for baklava with honey

Fellas, is it gay to like sexy Latina women?

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

Well congrats to Gavin McKenna for being the next player that Leafs fans and media turn against

If you said that last year's NHL lottery was rigged for the Islanders, THIS is what that looks like.

Cutting to commercial at the pivotal moment of the NHL Draft Lottery to show the people watching the NHL Draft Lottery an add for playoff hockey is a marketing decision that only the finest business schools could produce

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

there, got a cover sorted

Ferrari moment

Bro why is PK Subban wearing dazzle camouflage? This isn’t the North Atlantic

Live look at ya Bou

Candlepin bowling, my beloved

So I’ll be largely out of contact from May 12th until July 20th due to nautical bullshit. If you want to reach me over the summer, contact me and I’ll give you my email.

Penguins playoff series don’t hit the same without Tristan Jarry

Trying to cope with being two bad starts away from Trevor Bauer becoming a Met.

Hbombergarf

No one should allow me to have access to basic video editing software

See you all at the world series

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Bobson Dugnutt!

Accidentally fell for one of those playlists of AI generated music and now I’m paranoid that every song in the genre is fake.

sauna portrait (2022)

Monday again, garfie babey!

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

Spent the day lamenting my choice to quit my job and leave North Carolina. So I watched a compilation of MS Teams sounds and now I don't regret leaving at all.

Is it good that my GM paid $51 Million for a closer with an ERA over 10?

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?

Flash back to 5 years ago when I first got my suit. It's so hard to believe it's already been that long 😭 📸: @squigglesfolf.bsky.social?

Let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats the Mets 13 times in a row!

El em ay oh These Mets

Pause the casino construction until the Mets win a game.

Done with David Stearns and his failbrewers. Biggest fraud associated with the Mets since Wilpon was caught up in the Bernie Madoff scheme.

The Mets need to cut out the middle man and just hire the Joker as manager

Bad news for Mets players. I’m in heckling range.

Working in an industry that actually for realsies drug tests

It’s not lost on me that Steve Cohen’s Mets were only good for just long enough to get the casino approved

Accepting that the Mets aren't going to be an important part of my summer

Have you ever seen a caribou this big?? 10ft Now available made to order 🦌

One thing I really like about mariners is their commitment to filesharing. I just got 1.5 TB of media given to me unprompted

I wonder what the worst at bat walk up song would be.

On second thought, naw fuck this. I was right to fall out of love with this awful league and sport to begin with.

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

I didn’t expect to feel nothing about Anders Lee’s last game as an Islander