Been really enjoying Advance Wars, but the tone is really throwing me off. The opposing CO’s treat eachother more like friendly coworkers than they do enemies. Like Max, we just sent so many men to their deaths in a war of attrition. How about some solemnity?

Oh my god youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA

Don’t ask why this has been in my phone since September 2022.

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Did you know doggies play hockey too :3c Wanted to show off my brand new jersey, design is custom made in collab with my sister!! This was such a fun project to work on, we wanted something feminine but badass, had to go with a lioness design 🫡

Puppies just need some nice boots to hump and worship sometimes.. #NSFW #furryart

chains are cool and wolves are cool

Never eat without YouTube

Very cool and good of the Mets to have the richest owner in baseball, but will miss the playoffs because their GM built a horrible pitching staff and bench because he thought he knew moneyball.

Cedric Mullins is dog shit bad. If he’s what passed for talent in Baltimore, then it’s no wonder that team crashed out hard.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Imagine how many home runs Soto would have hit if he wanted to be a Met

The democratic party does not care about LGBTQ+ people

You would never believe what bumper sticker I saw today if I didn't have photographic evidence

Moby Dick, but it’s my increasingly self destructive obsession with catching a foul ball.

Amazing things are happening at Citi Field

Tonight

A cannibalistic deer. Call that game recognize game.

We once again stand for the flags.

Just like we drew up

I think I’m ready to stop pretending golf is fun

Lately been explaining to people my reasons for becoming a merchant mariner as “have you seen land recently? That place sucks.”

Thank you David Stearns for dropping over a billion dollars on fielders, but running your pitching staff like you’re Bob Nutting. Very good GMing and not fraud behavior

Damn, the Mets suck and it’s actually making me sad in a sad way, instead of sad in a kinda funny way

Drink up butter-cup!

Mythical sidequest

Honey Labubu

I'm splitting G's you couldn't even imagine

How nice of the Jets to give us white flags so we can surrender down 35 in the third quarter

Average Edwin Diaz game

Send Alvarez back to Syracuse. That was abysmal. #LGM

26+6= Iowa State

Happy football, everyone

Hyena Plane Hyena Plane

You know the pizza place is good when it got a framed Vinny Testaverde jersey

We gotta DFA Helsley immediately #LGM

Peterlonso

Shoutout to sitting in my car after formation. Truly one of the times of the day.

Good dog

Today’s the day

Books! 📚 #LGM

Absolutely brutal for Norris. I haven’t felt this sick seeing a mechanical DNF since Toyota‘a leading car broke down on the last lap of Le Mans

I never see you at da club

No one over the age of 26 should throw a pitch for the Mets ever again #LGM

Don't look now, but Purdue is winning an American football game by two scores.

Such a joy to watch position players pitch in person

This is anti caribou discrimination

ACAB includes the Mets security guards for not letting me bring in my tongs #LGM