I accidentally burned a stone at curling on Sunday because my sweeping partner called the shot weight as “6-7” and I immediately lost focus.

Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.

Well worth blowing the lead there

Big fan of BOU Horvat

La vita es Bella, mi amici

I love the islanders

I haven’t seen Matt Rempe jersey wearers this mad since Tuesday

Back for more Ilanurs

Weretober Day 28 - Spirit Moose

garf #garweek

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I can't believe that every single thing can be tied back to pro wrestling.

All time video has only gotten funnier www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF75...

Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets

Oh this was supposed to be the video

Posting this will never get old

having sex is a lot like sonic adventure 2. you go really fast, the moon explodes, big the cat is there

Sunbath

Got hit by the Furpoc furry car and was immediately sent to Deerhalla

I am quite fond of this Matthew Schaefer guy

Halloween is over, Merry Christmas #nullvember

I always forget what an trial of the human spirit listening to Rock Lobster is. No seriously. It is like 7 minutes long and for that song it feels like it goes on for so long that you start to forget the times where you weren’t listening to Rock Lobster.

Sundays are so pleasant without Jets football

Got hit by the Furpoc furry car and was immediately sent to Deerhalla

I am God’s strongest tummy ache survivor

Successfully didn’t succumb to the flames at firefighting training today

hope my costume isn’t TOO spooky, but went with the scariest thing to see on a train platform!!! 😱

Oh yeah I’m gonna be at furpoc only on Saturday night. Come say hi

Being forced to use personality “C” almost non-stop at maritime school is getting to be extremely draining

flirty cervids wip 🤍

Why aren’t horse furries doing this at raves?

Successfully avoided becoming a graymuzzle by outliving the use of that term

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

What the hell? Baseball is still on? I went to bed hours ago

I’ve been told the thing I left with my replacement at work to get done the first week after I left is finally finished, 3 months later. Almost regret leaving now that I know I could have gotten 3 months salary for doing absolutely nothing.

For Halloween, I was going to go as one of the carousel members since my 30th birthday is soon. But I realized that referencing Logan’s Run in 2025 means I’ve spiritually turned 30 years ago.

I’m used to F1 fixing their races to ensure an exciting finish. I’ve never before seen them fix it to ensure a boring finish.

New York Jets baybee

Edibles at the boy aquarium

Edibles at the boy aquarium

Got completely sicko mogged by these 30 people at this bar who show up regularly to go absolutely feral for jeopardy

The real Larrson bangers are on Snapchat

The Islanders won the Dobson trade but we all already knew that

Been a while since I had a Rutt and Tuke appreciation post

I’m getting really tired of my parents’ insistence that they aren’t trumpers while they uncritically parrot every position of his.

Do not “show bunt” to me, pervert

They need to invent a Yakuza game that starts 8 hours into the game already.