Yall happy?

When her husband and her boyfriend finally get on the same page

Wyclef's wife in 95:

He that nigga to her store run nigga to the group

Ok wait yall. I’m excited about this.

I rediscovered swype. I’m unstoppable.

If men are naturally dominant then why are they so submissive to their homeboys?

Raleigh!!!! Come See

This.

Raleigh 💋

Hey yall.

Daddy.

Best day ever.

You heard her!

Lizzo music is not inherently kid friendly.

What does what you said change about what I said?

There's no pill that will increase the size of your meat. If there were men would be tripping walking over our meat because we are stupid and would overdose

"you're beggin for a peggin, prettyboy"

The Nature Boy doc is only crazy cause I didn’t hear about the cult until now. 😂 It was all up n down my backyard and a catch phrase of mine for years has been “hoteps just need to find a good cult and settle down” 😭

It’s so crazy to see where she started and where she is now

Lizzo makes white women’s empowerment music.

As a Dominant brat, I can tell you one thing is for certain: the boys wanna be Dominant brats. It’s why I’m so turned off by that personality type because this is for the girls!

It is constantly amazing to me how much I can love and sacrifice for a being I’ve never even met. I’d give my body 10 times over to make sure he is okay. I can only imagine how much that increases when he gets on this side.

How do i say just how full my heart gets watching them exist? That i will get to know them over and over as many times as necessary because unconditional is unconditional forever? There are two distinct versions of me. Before and after fatherhood. The after is significantly better, FWIW.

I can easily tell you all of the hard parts in ways that make sense even if you never had kids. You get how frustrating it is. And how stressful. You get how dangerous it is as a woman to even carry one. But how do i explain that i would trade my soul to make them happy?

There has to be language around the joy of parenting. Yes it is absolutely the hardest thing i have ever done (and i didn't even have to grow them in my body.) But it also the thing that has taught me the most. It is the thing that has filled my heart the most. But the language is insufficient.

That lady mom is dead ain’t she?

Men: well, how come nobody cares when a man gets cheated on? Literally, nobody said that. It’s men who create the atmosphere for other men not to be comfortable, sharing things like that.

Meg is the litmus test. Men with THOSE opinions of her aren’t good men.

Thank you for listening. Or reading.

I’m not texting ppl. Not answering on time. Shit feels like a struggle. Too much brain power.

I was on xeloda for six months. I’ve been off since November I think. I still can’t shake the brain fog.

Fatigue. Not sure if from bouts with Covid, chemo remnants or life.

I also need a pedicure bad. I’m tired. My radiation site keeps flaring and freezing my shoulder. Lord gimmie a break.

I spend most days putting out fires.

Fin.

I’m about to treat this app like my diary. Fuck it.

A good Saturday morning …

I’d appreciate if you send a prayer up for me. Grief is hard.

Life got hands but I’m here.

Yall feel good?

Coachella didn’t deserve The Clipse.

Bad nerves.

Don’t let the fact that you hate conflict keep you from a woman you say that you love.

How yall?

Hey yall. I came here to subtweet. You know me well enough to go ahead and give that apology that you know that you owe me.

If you’ve ever wondered what I think about.

Teratomas (don’t google) are argued to be parthenogenesis. But it’s supposed to be completely spontaneous without introducing any other DNA. Sperm has been found in women’s brains, behind their eyes!! There is a theory that they happen when sperm meets a part of the body it wasn’t supposed to.