en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_... Kings used to eat an entire goose, ask their jester for a joke, and then laugh so hard at the punchline their head exploded

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William... Kings used to get thrown off their horse when it tripped on a molehill, and then have people toast to "the little gentleman in the black velvet waistcoat"

...and I got to use one of the six million bread bag ties I've been saving for no apparent reason. Who's laughing now? WHO'S. LAUGHING. NOW?

Trine Classic Collection is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg

batteries are basically metal lasagnas so you're just bridging the gap there

if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it

"From Pure Air..."

toilet head

Spanky with the good advice

NO, DON'T USE THE ICE CREAM MACHINE! IT'LL JUST BREAK DOWN AND WASTE YOUR VALUABLE TIME AGAINST THE IRON CHEF!!!

it couldn’t be more simple. making things is fun. to hand over the joy of the process of creation to AI is to submit fully to the logic of capital. i am hilariously unproductive and un-prolific, but i enjoy making things, and people enjoy the things i make. i would not trade this for anything.

Scrap Metal Transformers (Georgetown, only a couple hundred feet away from the Exorcist Steps)

i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results that human element elevates the work

Mother, no. Photo from my collection, no date/ info.

My wife had a single line in Kung Fu Panda 17 years ago and still gets checks every few months. Most are way smaller than this, but devs get $0 even though the games we work on will likely be sold for 10+ years soooo yeah.

I have captured the soul of Shaquille O’Neil within this crystal

every day I log on and see this girl here

ネイティです！

ムジュラの仮面をつけたオーガポンを描きました リクエストありがとうございました！

The rain destroyed our tent and the wind tore it apart while we were inside. While the world sleeps warm, we fight cold and water to protect our children. We urgently need $500 to buy a safe tent. Please don’t leave us exposed tonight. 💔 gofund.me/77a751af7

we should not be joking about anything in the epstein files because thats a REAL child sex trafficking ring with REAL victims and that needs to be taken seriously

We had a bit of ice the other day and I was thinking how birds might not like to eat the frozen berries. I was delighted to come across a flock of Cedar Waxwings that happily proved me wrong.

I'm starting to write more reviews of smaller titles on Steam. 1. Reviews are very helpful for developers and players alike. 2. It's a nice way to cap off a fun time with a game. So not only do I recommend Babushka's Glitch Dungeon, but I also recommend writing reviews of indie games you enjoyed!

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girl bye ✌️

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

The Phantasm👻

why dis 🦑 look so mad

Pyron 🔥

Vic

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morning skiers

29 Dec 2025

some of our favorite reviews 😊💙

twonter detox nearly complete. no longer feel the urge to scroll endlessly so i will only remain as my friends do until they get sick of that shit too. god bless blueskirica

Democratic strategists are working on a plan to get back into that sweet Peter Thiel money by wincing and conspicuously dodging the question when asked whether humanity should survive.

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They should make cigarettes for dogs

(more of them)

#deltarune my lovely spamton girl and her things