Oh. Hello.

Hoodie weather in ATL.

“Pls get off your phone and feed me. It’s been four hours.”

Commander, During your mission we rescued an escape pod containing a gold humanoid and a beeping trash can. They are with Data. Worf

As an ADHD person I don’t understand the appeal of going to an escape room. I already exist in a reality where every room I enter requires a specific series of tasks and puzzles in order to exit that room

I’m tired. This is the best I can do. Check back next week after I have a few days off work. #fcf🙃

So who wants to go out? I’ll even wear pants if you ask nicely.

After taking a small break from social media to focus on work and real-world relationships, I’m back. 😎

Is anyone else absolutely exhausted by the time Halloween actually arrives? It’s a six week marathon event here in Atlanta… DragonCon, Atlanta Pride, L5P Halloween parade.. and then finally Halloween. JFC I’m so tired.

My innocent neighbors are about to learn something new and exciting about me at the building Halloween party because I thought NEXT weekend was Halloween. IMPROVISE!

SOON

lmao atlanta.

Python geeking intensifies.. refactoring parts of my controller app to make it a little faster for the Halloween party.. also moved it off the DMX controller and music laptop to a raspberry, and using MIDI/OSC over the network. Finally got Hue and Nanoleaf in sync. 🤓

Trying to decide between the pup hood or the creepy shrek mask for my next FCF pic… 🤔

Terrifying.

My phone decided to remind me of when I used to throw huge Halloween parties around the annual Halloween parade and festival in my neighborhood. It also reminded me how skinny I was in 2012 and how I really should have take advantage of my looks back then. 😬

I went out tonight, and I wore leather. Please clap. 🥵

Does posting your OF/JFF link every ten minutes increase your subs or does it just annoy the fuck out of everyone following you on Bluesky so they permanently mute you? Annoying the fuck out of people: more likely than you think. 😉 Stop trying to outsmart an algorithm that isn’t there. 🦾

*beeps in simple tailor*

There’s no rule against making a dog speaker of the house

OK. What kind of underwear/jock/boxers are y’all wearing while running? I don’t remember my junk bouncing around this much when I was in my 20’s and it starts to get uncomfortable after a mile or two.

Flu, COVID, shingles, and HepB vaccines in the same arm at the same time seemed like a great timesaver. I have made a terrible mistake. 🤧

deep space 9 is incredible because it’s about what if a shitty strip mall was an ancient religious site and also the pentagon

Atlanta GA 🍑

The city of Atlanta just doxxed 116,000 residents who signed the petition for a referendum on Cop City. There must be consequences for this.

If you know you know…

Apparently my answer “you just have to run faster than everyone else” was not appreciated. So now I have to retake this stupid training. 🤬

Reskeet with a pic and your age. 48. 😵

Everyone talking shit at the gym until chads face is half bitten off along with 8 of his fingers in the first 30s

Reskeet your Gym Shower pics 🚿

These “1998 me vs 2023 me” responses, where 1998 you is a baby… has made me realize that I’m definitely older than some of y’all’s parents. 😳 I’m going to go crawl into the corner and die now, thx.

One thing I’ve learned from Bluesky is I need a bigger mirror. 🤔

"Trans people are undermining the foundations of western society!" Okay, but hear me out: Good.

🐶⚠️ Dog Stop! ⚠️🐶 You must post a picture with your dog to continue! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.

Happy 10th Anniversary of the premiere of Agents of SHIELD, to those who celebrate.

Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.

Truly the mood today.

AI will not destroy jobs, it will actually create jobs. For every AI you have to assign 2 guys to monitor it because it's stupid and sucks ass

It’s always a nice gesture to send your ex a cake after he announces his engagement to the guy he cheated on you with. ❤️

Best I can do today. Maybe a better one tomorrow if things around here improve. 🙃