King Alan the Great
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I'm great, me. But the other kings are rubbish. END THE MONARCHY!
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Juj
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Just like "Taking covid on the chin" and the "DNR" they put on loads of healthy ppl, an opertunity to save a few quid can never be passed up.
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Juj
23 minutes ago
Why do you think the life expectancy is falling.... your pension is their money
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Doghouse Reilly
24 minutes ago
“Rare interventions” come in two categories: - Kill minorities (quickly or slowly, depending on the optics) - Give money to my funders
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Parody Nigel Farage
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"I said it's understandable that Nigel Farage decided not to go on the Laura Kuenssberg show. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's a cowardly little shit who only answers to his billionaire paymasters"
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Tony Blair can go fuck himself!
www.theguardian.com/money/2026/m...
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Tony Blair’s thinktank urges Labour to scrap ‘unaffordable’ pension triple lock
State pension was ‘built for a different era’, says former PM’s organisation amid pressure on government finances
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/may/01/tony-blair-thinktank-urges-labour-scrap-pension-triple-lock
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David 🏳️🌈🇮🇪
1 day ago
And this. Christians being attacked in Israel is a constant and you’ll never see it reported to a point of taking up days of airtime
bsky.app/profile/virg...
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Jolyon Maugham KC
1 day ago
I am quite certain
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
is a better guardian of my Jewish values than Keir Starmer who said it was appropriate to cut off water from a people subject to genocide.
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Starmer says Polanski ‘is not fit to lead a political party’ after Golders Green police criticism
PM said post shared on X was ‘disgraceful’ after Green leader apologised and said he had reposted it ‘in haste’
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/01/keir-starmer-condemns-zack-polanski-sharing-post-criticising-police-golders-green-stabbings?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
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Esheru
1 day ago
It appears Labour does have antisemitism problem.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Starmer says Polanski ‘is not fit to lead a political party’ after Golders Green police criticism
PM said post shared on X was ‘disgraceful’ after Green leader apologised and said he had reposted it ‘in haste’
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/01/keir-starmer-condemns-zack-polanski-sharing-post-criticising-police-golders-green-stabbings
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Nelly Probin
1 day ago
Have you read the Forde Report? Labour has a hierarchy of racism.
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Labour accused of still not engaging with ‘hierarchy of racism’ claims
Author of report into party’s culture voices concern antisemitism is taken more seriously than other forms of racism
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/mar/17/labour-accused-still-not-engaging-hierarchy-racism-claims
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A very astute thread.
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Owen Jones
2 days ago
A retweet by Zack Polanski is now the main story across every single media outlet. Two days ago, it was revealed that Nigel Farage failed to disclose a £5 million gift from a crypto-billionaire. It gets nowhere near the media attention, for straightforward political reasons.
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Jolyon Maugham KC
2 days ago
Read
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
who, inconveniently for those who instrumentalise anti-semitism, is a Jew: "When people create false allegations of antisemitism, or blur the lines between challenging the Israeli government and antisemitism, as a Jewish person, that makes me feel a lot less safe."
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Zack Polanski calls for ‘nuance’ when discussing antisemitism in rebuke of PM
Green party leader attacks Keir Starmer’s ‘silly games’ after prime minister accused him of playing down recent incidents
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/apr/24/zak-polanski-calls-for-nuance-when-discussing-antisemitism-in-rebuke-of-pm?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
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Starmer jewsplaining to Polanski.
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Ron Filipkowski
3 days ago
L - North Korea R - Miami
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Yet a nurse can't even accept a box of chocolates.
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Tractor Boy🚜 #FBPE 🇪🇺 🇵🇸🇺🇦
5 days ago
This is fkn outrageous…does any one still wonder why the majority of the electorate have nothing but utter contempt for the cesspit that is Westminster?
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Mark Hebden
6 days ago
The face of Ed Balls while interviewing Zack Polanski - Labour centrists reserve their absolute hatred for people on the left.
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Humanity Is Winning
9 days ago
Welcome to the World Cup
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Martandelus (Cheez)
6 days ago
Same here, i'm trying to find that precise sticking point and learn how to maintain what i do have for as long as possible. The less i can interact with the economy, the better. Been gradually shifting gears away from trends and consumption for a while now.
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MellowSteadyFlow
6 days ago
In case you were wondering about that “ceasefire” The
#Genocide
by Israel continues.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Israeli strikes kill 14 in Lebanon amid ongoing ceasefire
The US announced three days ago that the ceasefire was extended by three weeks after talks.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gxgv8j7zlo
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Martandelus (Cheez)
6 days ago
You can tell when they project about an "aging population" constantly, they really, really don't like that idea. Helping the population is the mirror opposite to extracting our money, hits profit, so they want us to pretend its find while we knock each other off en masse, its cheaper...
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Martandelus (Cheez)
6 days ago
They want to deliberately reduce our life expectancy, misinformation and disinformation is useful to those with the most money, the ruling class see the boomer generation's children as an existential threat to the economy. So they chucked out the rope for them to hang themselves, drugs, war, hate...
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Rik Worth 👻
7 days ago
The reason we’re even discussing alcohol in parliament is because a working class woman who would have been sacked if she ever showed up to work drunk has entered the halls of power and has seen first hand that people who went to private school and run the country don’t face the same consequences.
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Fandle Fiction
8 days ago
I couldn't half do with a follow or two.
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If people could follow me on my new handle
@fandlefiction.bsky.social
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Crucible Of Words
12 days ago
If you ever wondered why the claims of inflation going up don't seem to mesh with your lived reality, it's worth looking at how different things are weighted in their calculations. A lot of people have housing costs of more than 30% of their income, so when rent goes up Inflation doesn't translate.
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My dogs. Ask me tomorrow? Still, my dogs. Any given day? My dogs.
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Anything that I've achieved.
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Gregarious introvert.
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Childhood abuse.
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It always ends.
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Time
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Mammal taxonomy.
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It's a Wonderful Life.
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Whatever's going.
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Any from my youth or early adulthood. Ren & Stimpy.
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My sense of inadequacy.
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They don't really know.
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Gregariousness and fear of what people think of me.
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Tidiness or lack thereof.
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My Labour. I don't have anything else that people want.
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Work social 'do'.
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Bring a shop-bought coffee into the office every morning when there's a perfectly good coffee machine in the kitchen.
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IRA bomb scares.
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Veggie breakfast.
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About 6:30
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Dr Steve Taylor
12 days ago
There is no smoke without fire Palantir has no place the UK
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Fandle Fiction
12 days ago
Every time I see NaNoWriMo (or in this case NaPoWriMo) I read it to the tune of 'Yah Mo B There' by James Ingram and Michael McDonald.
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social
(JOBbie) doing 20 minutes of mental gymnastics this morning so he could EVENTUALLY come to the conclusion that the Mandelson scandal is no big deal and that Starmer has done nothing wrong. Which we all knew he would anyway. 🙄
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Mrs AJ gave the dogs beef mince last night. (They normally have chicken/turkey mince.) Those were the most rank farts I have ever smelled.
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