linkedin could make tons of money if they sold an eyeroll react

Sinners is yet another example of Hollywood big wigs taking jobs from real identical twins. They should have cast Zach and Cody

tfw your game is too autistic so the united states government says “no”

When we talk about public safety, we have to be honest about what truly threatens it. It’s not our unhoused neighbors, but the failure to meet people’s basic material needs like groceries, rent, and routine medical care. The best way for any of us to be safe is for all of us to be safe. #gapol

Venetian Snares - Szamár Madár

I am so sick of DJ shorts with an obviously staged boiler-room-esque set where they play a pre-planned transition and the "audience" hams up reactions to it.

The Death Star board room scene is low key the funniest scene in cinematic history. It’s a work meeting with an evil samurai wizard everyone else finds mildly annoying and when his manager tells him to stop killing a coworker with his magicka, he has to listen.

If you want to know who your elected officials are working for, just check who's writing their checks. I'm proud to be the only candidate in this race rejecting the toxic influence of corporations and lobbyists. Thank you to the hundreds of actual human beings powering this campaign! #gapol

Stories from immaculate-looking conservative neighborhoods are filled with the most spiteful passive aggressive posturing you've ever heard of.

we need to bring back social media that's just 90% vagueposting contextless song lyrics

They slut shaming tomatoes now smh

This owl needs to stfu

party of "traditional family values" suddenly expecting women keep their maiden names, I see.

restaurant profit margins are thin enough, but any restaurants that heavily feature coconut milk, fish sauce, gochujang, teff, berebere, cumin, sichuan pepper, avocado, black vinegar, chili crisp oil, cardamom, tamarind, or soy sauce are in for a world of pain

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

Huh, weird

AI writes absolutely dogshit code and I'm looking forward to how much I'll be paid in five years to fix this shit.

good afternoon to everyone except whoever designed the kick control scheme in dark souls

With the state of the world it's easy to feel hopeless. But remember that time I did a totally rad kickflip? Anything is possible when we work together.

Gimmick Account In 2015: "I'm so glad people love my account dedicated to pictures of kittens wearing silly hats" Same Gimmick Account In 2025: "Havana Syndrome Deniars are no different than anti-vaxxers. Let's stop pretending otherwise."

Bumper sticker that says, "Bought after the pedo diver thing... during the Grimes thing... you know what, this is on me. My bad"

Anyone have a theory for why Shazam was magic 5+ years ago but now barely functions?

Happy anniversary to my beautiful lady :)

I keep getting a book as described as "if Deadpool wrote litrpg" and I can ot emphasize enough how unnappealing that sounds.

Feel like I got monkey's pawed. For many years I have been of the opinion that the US was effectively subsidizing Europe's defense so they could provide their citizens stuff like universal healthcare while we got jack shit but more bombs. Now they will pay for their own and we still get nothing.

Me before $6 old fashioned "no way what a steal" Me after first sip of $6 old fashioned: "oh that's why"

It’s not wrong

Saw this rightwing flex post about how women would realize how attractive such men were who would LITERALLY KILL for a good woman, and again just sorta struck by, okay, would you vote democrat for one? oh, no, for a good woman you only would do something you already wanted to do? ah okay

Farewell beat-to-shit helmet. You served me well for many years

Just saw someone double cork off lovers leap @vail Wildest thing I've ever seen irl

wild that food prices have gone up enough that ski resort food doesn't even seem that ridiculous any more.

for a framework called "react" it sure sucks at making anything reactive. Seems like the only thing people like about this thing is that it's not angular.

Hey. I'm a journalist in Atlanta. I write for The Guardian and Rolling Stone. If you work for the federal government, and want to connect in person to discuss the illegal and unconstitutional activities you are seeing inside your agency, send me a note via Signal. They can't kill us all.

The only thing more annoying than hold music is restarting that music every 15 with some grating AI voice "THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE"

"if you push this button, people are going to die" *scoff* whatever, loser > pushes button > people die "see?" How DARE you politicize this tragedy!

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

It's warmed up enough for lizards to emerge and Todd (the cat) is thriving 🤮

So, anyone got a convenient resource for companies that aren't evil and complicit?

Where else can they grow? You can’t build a coalition with the far left because they will not vote in high percentages unless they get total capitulation on every issue like republicans did with the far right.

windows 11 is way more dogshit than I even could have imagined

Fascism is inherently anti-patriotic. No matter how many flags they drape themselves in. Fighting fascists is a way to express love for this country. Sic semper tyrannis.