I was born in the right generation because I love posting

if i were a terminator i would learn how to cry

. @nytimes.com care to explain ?…

real id implies the existence of real ego and real superego

mad respect to this guy who tried to trade a puppy for my motorcycle and then thumbs upped my refusal

one of the guards is always only half kidding and the other is always only half serious...

itsso nice that a carrot can be a baby

the world keeps trying to remind me of its inexhaustible beauty, but i'm too busy using computer to really care

Some drawings I made on a table at a restaurant

i asked my boyfriend and he said he never thinks about the roman empire :-)

I need to repair my relationship with lunch

Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly

There is no such thing as apolitical art

major plot hole: beetlejuice never says the f word

tag urself #LabanMovementAnalysis

if i catch any of yall celebrating the APD on my feed today, it’s on fucking sight. some of us have memories longer than 2 months

oh your hips don’t lie? interesting. we’ll let the polygraph machine be the judge of that…

told my boyfriend about the time i accidentally purchased a Big Bang Theory shirt that said "it's not cartoons...it's ANIME!" and had a big picture of jim parsons on it. and he said "i bet those go for big money now." so i went on ebay. and they are selling for 11 dollars

(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself?

nothing bagel

NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war

[having a lapse in judgment] "i should really get back into reading moby dick"

ask not what you can do for your country, and you shall not receive

when i was little the “5 little monkeys” song deeply frightened me…they were getting TBIs

It is not yours to take. It is not yours to know.

eyyy I'm rp walkin ova here

after almost five years of dating, i finally confessed to my boyfriend that i was high school valedictorian

the best things in life can be purchased at a store near you

my cat has been trying out some new noises lately

[coming out of a webmd wormhole] "yeah i have a choleric temperament. yeah it's self diagnosed"

you can't repeatedly and fervently invite demons into the world and then expect them to spare you their malice

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

my mitochondria are amassing incredible power

you know what they say about every problem when you spend trillions of dollars on a hammer

me: omg look he's about to go crazy and zoom around my boyfriend: how can you tell? my cat: 👁️ 👄 👁️

if a genie gave my cat three wishes he would wish to have dinner 5 minutes early 3 times. for dinner at a total of 15 minutes early

happy Labor Day especially to my former coworkers at the agency that unfairly laid me off without severance pay, violating written policy. The workers are in meetings this week to negotiate their first contract. Labor is entitled to all it creates

i think it would be sad when rutger hauer dies in blade runner even if he hadn't seen cool stuff

the gname's gnome....james gnome

smokin the shit that made beetle juice

me when i grow weary anon: "i grow weary anon"

“Folks say “I don’t like kids,” as casually as they’d say they prefer Pepsi to Coke. When people say things like “kids are okay, but I just don’t want them around me,” we don’t generally question that. I think we should.”

theyre making a wordle for worms and theyre calling it wormle. folks,

gee i wonder which one ill pick. idiot

big magnet on my car that says "WARNING: THIS VEHICLE DOES NOT EVER STOP"

some of yall aren’t ready to talk about this….,

poor quality

[in an empty room] "more like dork souls"

designated a domestic terrorist after googling “labubu marxist critique”

doordashing a knuckle sandwich to your house