doodoo detox

respectively in rat

Vanquished

ships, barques, brigs, schooners, and what not

delicious death

Take the hint, then; and when thou art dead, never bury thyself under living people’s noses.

she metal-oxide my semiconductor til I field-effect transist

i wear black ‘til I’m dead

unflinching earnestness

Out of luck

remembering last week hearing a red-tailed hawk and turning around to find out it was actually a european starling

gallinaceous

Single issue voter and my single issue is radical time reckoning reform. 10-day weeks with 5 days off and every day is 100,000 seconds (27 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds). 15 months each comprising 20 days, with an intercalary period of about 15 days. A year will now be between 315 and 316 days

a man who rides a horse is called a horseman

Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real *eats lunch* Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege

give me the privilege of making my own summer with my own coals

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks

I abominate all honorable respectable toils, trials, and tribulations of every kind whatsoever. It is quite as much as I can do

I’m demoniac, I am madness maddened!

like the roman empire, straddle the mediterranean

thank you wikipedia contributors

He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea

unless God does that beating, does that thinking, does that living, and not I

one of the guards is always only half kidding and the other is always only half serious...

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Ads on my seeing stone now. What exactly am I paying the wizards guild 8 shillings a month for?

I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins

explain it to me like i'm a genius who already knows everything

I have ever found your plain things the knottiest of all.

suing god for medical bills and pain and suffering damages

Ahab answered—“Aye.”

the math on a 50-year fixed-rate mortgage for a personal home is ridiculous. the risk of 50-year personal debt is so high that monthly payments would likely be just as high if not higher than an equivalent 30-year mortgage even before considering the extra 20 years of payments.

There is no steady unretracing progress in this life; we do not advance through fixed gradations

phrenologist cowboy

engineering cowboy sitting at the bar of a saloon, wistfully: i left my calipers back east

ain’t there too many heads in the world?

Daily bunny no.3136 is going home at last

for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast

mfw i perish in that howling infinite: 😁 mfw i am ingloriously dashed upon the lee: 😭

better is it to perish in that howling infinite, than be ingloriously dashed upon the lee

mfw the flyback diode starts conducting

i'm not like other girls. she wears short skirts, i wear a titanium sarcophagus which will sustain my existence for eons she's cheer captain, i'm vanquishing death dreaming of the day you wake up and find that what you're looking for is life beyond flesh

yore gay (the gay of yore)

Midwifery should be taught in the same course with fencing and boxing, riding and rowing.

being greedy (for fun: not for profit)

told the computer to take you to the house of assignations, but it took you to the house of assassination, where you were promptly killed for political purposes? you may be entitled to a cash settlement. call 1 800

i'm like totally a waveguide if you think about it.. no, no... yeah... just think about it

hear the thunder