In case you forgot what it looks like when a real president gets the love at a game. You know, when the crowd actually wants the president there.

Yesterday Donald compared himself to Elvis Presley, who famously died on the toilet. But he’s also building a bunker, which is where Hitler ultimately took his own life. I like a show that keeps us guessing as to how it will end.

WIFE: I told you to call a plumber. ME: I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.

@amberdawn1116.bsky.social New from CoolerDog... Keeps 'em cooler!

Zelensky issued an official presidential decree authorizing Russia to hold its Victory Day parade in Moscow tomorrow. He included the exact coordinates of Red Square. That's it. A+ trolling.

Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band are telling us something important #USDemocracy

Newsom for the win!! SUCK IT FOX!

Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years. “I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

Yikes! Fox 5 caught on hot mic talking about the security at the Correspondents Dinner. "They have like two random chicks holding the front door open. Like guys, they're not even trying anymore...they're not even secret service people. It's like the girls who work here are holding the door."

“Why can’t we just put the oil onto trucks and ride it across the desert rather than through the strait of Hormuz?” My love, let me direct you to a little documentary called Mad Max: Fury Road

I can't wait til shit hits the fan and everyone knows how she met the don. apple.news/AN9Prr0czQ4W...

Drag him out by his cankles, prosecute him for what’s in the Epstein files and/or hand him over to The Hague for war crimes. Before it’s too late.

Here's the Easter message we were waiting for... "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

Strength and power to you today. Good morning Blue Sky

So, they are going to deport the white people, right? RIGHT?

If ICE can roll through neighborhoods like an occupying force, don’t act shocked when communities organize to protect themselves. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽

Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask: "If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"

The fact that people continue to fall for his lies and false promises just boggles my mind

DAN KOH: “$30 BILLION for 10,000 more ICE agents… that would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all medical debt. Trump is making it easier to kill people than keep people alive.”

"Jesus Isn’t a Political Prop": Georgia Pastor Calls Out MAGA Church Culture

Trump Vance Miller et al - no one likes you worldwide.

You can't tell me this is not true. 😳

This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈

@amberdawn1116.bsky.social She likes it! #tearribles

@officialjackwhite.bsky.social What Jack said... "Trump you disgusting, vile, egomaniac loser, child. Neither he nor any one of his followers can defend this vile, horrible insult to a beautiful artist who gave the world so much.

Still awesomely amazing

Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline? Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.

This is brilliant

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

I think the most important thing we are forgetting about the East Wing is that they need the space for the upcoming UFC Event. Where are those people going to congregate? At the Rose Garden? That's just tacky.

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

“Fascism is a political system built on control, fear, and loyalty to a strong leader. Fascism attacks democracy.” A quick primer on fascism and anti-fascism:

Silencing smart people so dumb people won’t be offended is like unplugging the smoke alarm so the fire won’t feel bad.

All this chaos, just to keep the Epstein files under wraps.

Been a hell of a day. Now #jimmykimmel God? Enough of this shit. SERIOUSLY. ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.

This looks faker than the war on Christmas

Truth bomb‼️ This man should be the one speaking on college campuses… “They’re planning for us to turn on each other and make this culture war a civil war. I am begging you, please, for the love of God, for the love of our neighbors… do not take the bait.” Watch

WWJD? Not what Kilmeade said on Foxnews

Y'all. He said himself, "a few gun deaths are worth it to keep your God given rights." So, "...which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it" Strother Martin, Cool Hand Luke. If you're a Christian Nationalist, you won't get it. Jesus would.

I LOVE THIS!!! @governor.ca.gov

Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.

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