Stop trying to give me store credit for anything that was the store’s fault. It shouldn’t even be a question?! Don’t ask me for my resume just to follow up with the same required questions on the applications! For the love of god, please stop using AI to assess said applications!!

For some reason, I thought this was my phone’s problem exclusively.

Look at this man’s eye. He’s in it and ain’t coming out.

I… I think I follow way too many chicagoans. Yall a little too happy tonight.

Me seeing everyone repost that MF get his jaw split two ways. 🔥

Being painfully transparent, I’ve gotten right at 100 rejections this year, academic and alt-ac alike. I promise to never be this delusional about them though.

I guess in their defense, I for sure can’t read a sundial.

I can’t handle the Pluribus spoilers right now. Granted, I figured Carol would eventually come around but come on.

I zoomed in down to the pixel level in search of a speck of pepper.

It’s almost as if our bodies are at war with themselves sometimes

I said it on here, I think, but the fact that there can even be a separate unemployment rate for Black people and that that isn't looked to for indications of...anything other than Black people's collective FAILURE is exactly why Black women can lose more than a quarter of a million jobs quietly. 💀

The first episode of Fallout season two brought me genuine, unbridled joy tonight.

The far right may have declared open season on the sisterhood, but countless Black women are out here upskilling and sharpening the tools in our proverbial kits. Journaling, paper planning, *praying,* meditating, eating clean, getting our steps in, hydrating... I would *not *want to be them. 😬

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“Trust me. You can drive.” -Alcohol

If I get fooled by one more AI video with cute animals, I promise I’m never using a phone again.

His slide-in 😂😂😂

That Juicy/I Get Around video comparison will forever be etched in my brain

The paaaaain 😫 But seriously, if he does leave, I hope he goes somewhere he feels successful.

Remember—Billionaire philanthropy is PR $6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires

I’ve watched this video each of the 24 times it slid up my skyline.

this boycott picket is part of the National We Ain't Buying It call for boycotts from November 27 through Cyber Monday - weaintbuyingit.com - The target orgs are Target, Amazon and Home Depot.

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

There are far too many of us looking for jobs and not nearly enough job openings. It’s a complete disaster out here.

Creepily watching people walk into work might be my new favorite show but also imagine getting caught walking in late via live news stream.

Bet you didn't teach turning an improper fraction to a mixed number like this....and I'm so delighted this teacher has this hanging on her wall everyday for her 6th graders. See sumn new eryday! #iteachmath #BlackEduSky #EduSky

Since these emails came out, I’ve had the same thoughts. If I emailed/texted anyone with half of the shitty syntax they use, they’d wonder if I had a stroke.

They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi. HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS

@baldwin.senate.gov Tammy… it took me 26 hours to fly back to Wisconsin from Jersey this weekend. And I’d do it again and again if it means you won’t break. Have a spine sis.

For Turkey Day, definitely greens. There’s something about well-balanced collard juice that goes so well with a sage-y dressing.

Aurora situation in Milwaukee tonight.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race.

I was always an emoji girl. There weren’t too many personalities (or red flags) those faces couldn’t convey. I had: 🧸 🐶 🐢 🎱 🤢

Me: I can’t wait to get this extra hour of sleep tonight. Also me: *still up*

Please tell me where they’re giving out free rent. I will pack my things yesterday.

When they hear the opening of Enter Sandman they know the roundtable is about to get lit

I got a heartbreaking job rejection today. Just when everything started to finally feel aligned and headed in the right direction, my inbox got hit with “other candidates.”

I was just saying this. I’m running that truck into the ground.

White people have a kind of intra-white respectability politics about the level of racism that's considered permissible in polite company and I think a lot of polite racists are mad the gutter racists are tarnishing their good name. I don't care for any kinda racist but I love myself, so. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Blacktober wip, guess who

It’s always something seeing people be reminded to not put their children on x-ray conveyor belts at TSA checkpoints.

Black women Only daughters Oldest daughters Remember that you’re only one person. You can’t do it all. You’re not failing because you didn’t get it all done. Survival is not the bar. Living is. Love y’all.

Corinne Bailey Rae’s show was so good last night with the exception of the crowd sitting in near perfect stillness the whole time.

I hope, somewhere in Merica, someone with my dark humor got up and played the trumpet in the middle of the night and scared their neighbors

Everyone’s been doing a fantastic job with the Loomer roast today. 10 outta 10.

They laid most of us off. We can talk shit on yall behalf if you need us to!

I took a lot of bible courses decades ago — really — and I don’t remember there being a grand prize for making the most pious social media post being on the list of “get you into heaven” items.