Surely, I’m missing something that the headline doesn’t convey. Because saying, “Hey yall, if you crash a car, you might also be a shooter and/or get shot,” is a pretty nuts statement.

Every year on July 8th at 11:15 UTC, 99% of the world population gets sunlight ☀️

Let me go find this press release so I can seethe appropriately.

Wait, Obsidian was one of the impacted studios? My heart just sank.

when someone shows you their nazi tattoo, believe them

"please please please don't overuse that clip of John Oliver mocking a southern accent" Me:

Roses are red the reflecting pool is noxious

It is 3 o’clock. The fireworks haven’t stopped. And I haven’t slept.

I think I found the abbreviated version of everything schism related this morning:

And nobody cares except us. I’m on like six unemployed black woman listservs, where everyone’s freaking out, and nobody’s like “I’m running on trying to get y’all jobs.” It’s like we’re being erased from American society.

“’Centrism’ is just performative compromise devoid of critical thinking, policy, or ideology,” D’Arrigo wrote. “It’s a political vehicle that gives permission to do nothing in service of protecting a status quo that benefits large corporate donors and special interest groups who fund both parties.”

“Reesees peesees” is the correct pronunciation and I won’t entertain otherwise.

The Faks and Cicero look slim this season. #TheBear

LEAVE HER ALONE

I’m pretty sure the people in the audience are the same age as the music itself.

I hate that my brain can remember every lyric to Pretty Ricky songs I haven’t sang for 20 years, but can’t recall what I had for breakfast on Monday.

I can’t tell if Pleasure P’s jacket is too big, too small, or both #Verzuz

If you think socialism is extremism you might think black pepper is spicy. Idk

There are no solutions. There are only trade-offs.

The first time I ate White Castle was the last. I don’t have the right digestive tract for whatever that slider was made of.

At the WISDOM forum…

I’ve been in both Milwaukee and Chicago for championship win celebrations. And as odd as it sounds, that 2021 win in MKE put everything else to shame.

I just read a nice recap from the Bucks beat reporter, Skyless @ericnehmbot.mirrors.bot. I might’ve teared up a little. www.nytimes.com/athletic/738...

I’m going to take my talents to south beach head ass

We took everything from them, my god 😂

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

Messi, asked which of his World Cup goals was his favorite: “I don’t know. I don’t remember. I’m tired.”

Oh my god. I’ve never felt more represented in a video. Seriously, what is happening?!

I eventually came to accept it's not butter

A question I’ve asked myself a lot since last year.

You gotta open this one up for the full journey

It says I’m generous with the likes and engaging, but slow and kinda new? That checks.

And I thought I was getting out of hand with 40 tabs. I love a new perspective 🌈 💫

Everyone on LinkedIn is posting under their real name and I believe that has played a significant role in making it history’s most insane website

African countries since the 19th century:

Say his name… Kohen Wiley

senegal coach pape thiaw… hello

RIP. I’ll always have a squishy place in my heart for this game. D1 was my gateway back into gaming in 2014. Shit, I even named my dog after Cayde.

Francesca Hong has an opportunity to do the funniest thing as governor

I’m Wisconsin-born with a solid 20. I can cook a pretty good 9 myself.

I’ve been outside my home for work two weeks in row now and I can firmly say: very important presentation people really like LLMs and really want us to like it too.

The time change has been whooping my ass more than ever before but I’m trying to adjust.

Living in Wisconsin but working in Indiana is as interesting and exhausting as it sounds.

Academics in general, even those with more to their name than adjuncts, I actually pity them because their buy in to the academy that so exploits & abuses them is so deep, & they accept the worst because they live their lives believing they must beg the abusive academy for their social status.

I’m about to call the FCC.

It’s my boy’s birthday today so ofc he’s wearing the biggest bow tie I could find.

I admire those who can make it through a whole day of a conference agenda without a decompression break.

La Sociedad Mexicana de Sociología lamenta profundamente el fallecimiento del Dr. Raúl Pacheco-Vega, profesor del CIDE y FLACSO. Nuestras más sinceras condolencias a sus familiares, amigos y colegas cercanos. Descanse en paz

Looking at casual exchanges from afar on here, you’d come away thinking everyone (men) were rich. When in fact,…

I love how one of the candidate descriptions just says “Father”. It feels like he’s running off strength of patriarchy alone