Beautiful Canada 💙

A valid question, m’lady.

Fully cloudy and 53°F in central NC and I am in HEAVEN!!

Who else?

Me in sw Michigan in my mom’s car 🤫

There is a light ahead, there must be

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

Me: Jojo: wtf you mean he’s going to be on our passport?!

I’m seeing fireflies in central NC. It’s early to see them, but not unusual to see a *few* at this time of year. Nothing worth posting video😅 but will be different at the end of May. Anyone else in NC? When do you see them?

Who knew they were doing a trilogy 😅

So far, so good. No dirndl, just the usual uniform 😅

I’m making pork chops and sauerkraut for the first time tonight. Will this come out ok I’m not wearing a dirndl?

I’ve watched this one at least 2k times😅 youtu.be/A28LjnOZo24?...

My son asked me why it takes me 4 hours to bake a cake- I sent him this

First!

Every day is Earth Day, dumbass

Muting myself, hoping for a few minutes of peace

I pooped on all the things, Spread seeds throughout the land, and scrempt an ear piercing screm. Now I rest. -Birb #Birds #Petpics

Holy shit! Everything sucks, guess it’s time to make cookies

This is what it’s like trying to talk to me after 2 9% beers 🔊🔊 youtu.be/2TJaNDBI87s?...

If you haven’t already taken 50 screenshots today, are you even alive?

You need to enjoy her romping in the last 10 days of winter, in the 20° C (68° F) heat. 🐾 #Dogs #Winter #Canada #EastCoastKin #SillyGoose

was supposed to rest yesterday, but instead I went to a misty beach and begged for the tide and fog to carry me away (nope)

I’m going through my stored clothes and am noticing that things from 5 years ago feel like luxury fabrics compared to the absolute sandpaper Velcro horseshit that is now being used. I’m not getting rid of anything 😤

Seriously though, everyone needs to google themselves once in a while. I discovered that my fav profile pic identified me across MANY platforms-name, address, countless other details…ordinarily I wouldn’t care (pre Tronald Dump) but now I have to be concerned about my safety with all the pew pews

I still can’t believe that in the year of our Lord 2026, we still can’t send pics in DMs 🥴 -guess since we are just now getting drafts, perhaps 2028 will be the year.

Jojo’s new LinkedIn pic just dropped- I won’t chase a ball or a string, but if you have some flying insects or dries leaves blowing around- I’m your girl.

This came out *way* better than what I expected😋 Linguine with butternut/roasted garlic/romano sauce and broccoli, andouille, chicken

Goodnight Humans and be kind to all 🌊🌊

Everybody say happy birthday Maya

An adventure in having animals…this is my dogs food and water bowl…my dog refuses to drink out of the water bowl…I even put three different types of bowls in there…so the dog drinks out of the cats water bowl and well as you can see…………….

Rewatching Breaking Bad because my brain is too poor to pay attention to anything new

Meanwhile over on my O N L Y F A N S page…..

MeanCat has found my apologies about being late for third brunch insufficient and irritating, and doesn’t accept them.

Left this pincushion plant in a pot outside all winter, not expecting it to live, mostly trying to block anything tripping into the roses… and look🥹 (8a NC) 🌱

Long ago when doing pottery I made an ashtray for a co-worker that said “no one likes a quitter” and I stg wish I could get that back😅

Treating my neighbors to some grunge karaoke- starting with youtu.be/02K82uw4lio?...

Still one of my favorite tweets💚 Thanking gardenWizard again for this😝

I’ve got pea pods!!! This one is called Brandin. Probably only my #dubs fans will het the name 😂🫣

I went outside with my phone and sunglasses and forgot to bring my reading glasses, then when I went inside and located my reading glasses, couldn’t find my phone 😤 Me, all day every day.

What’s your sign?

Party hats will be encouraged

I’m going with 6

Instead on just coming in, she taps the door ever few minutes until I get up and look at her (to see her obviously wasting away from a late second breakfast) #caturday

just this one www.youtube.com/shorts/XbGkD...

Something like this...

I’m making gringo tacos today. Did that just bring a certain image to mind?

Funny how as one little person I need an entire ginormous ocean to keep me calm

And just like that, Thom’s balls retreat back up into his abdomen.