Weed makes you thirsty because when you smoke the fish in your stomach get hungry and eat all the water. They start thrashing around and that’s what heart palpitations are.

That she's cool as fuck?

it’s so silly to think but when i see my subscription count change on a fic i’m like omg what did i do.

when this shit crashes it's going to take down so many parts of the fucking economy and all of it in service of fucking vibe coding and pictures of shrimp jesus and Garfield doing 9/11

“did you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao

Ah yes, the idyllic life of living in a town where older men have a secret sex ring where they abuse young women without consequences

first of all, amazing ad - lrp, BUT it’s october 3rd so mean girls rewatch

On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote. zohranfornyc.com/register

1-866-952-4456 to tell Netflix that in no way do you want Elon fucking Musk determining what you watch. I just called, got through in about 15 seconds, and told them that I strongly support queer inclusion in their programming and that I will cancel my subscription if they cave.

If you have two minutes free right now, call Netflix and leave a comment in support of this programming and ask them to stand up for their shows against political pressure. Phone number is 1-866-952-4456, and I waited less than a minute before a human picked up.

i haven’t really had therapy since i moved to mass and i’m finally actually trying to find a therapist and it blows. it’s not even the availability like yea openings are kinda limited but man finding someone i mesh with is impossible

I'm always saying this

no one’s sitting next to me on the train this morning so i’m just stream of consciousness posting

sometimes i think of the horse gacha from ! and think: did they really have to give them riding crops?? like you don’t even use them on horses anymore but yeah let’s give them to ritsu and shu and izumi surely that’s a good idea

i’m living in the right time (internet, gay fanfic, mobile games) but the wrong timeline (the state of the world)

i am compelled to get these

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

annual PSA

*sees a bad post* rr... uuagh... hUh! ARGH *sees a funny post* ah! ahahaa... ooh, haa aah!

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Something I do want folks to know about this situation with BlueSky- It is, in essence, the exact same as the one with MasterCard / Visa. And just like with the payment processors, the best thing for us to do is to become tremendous pains in the ass. Make them miserable. Ruin their ratings.

You can tell the shutdown isn't a real emergency because Ted Cruz is still in the country.

I'll never forgive generative a.i Having to ask "is this real?" so often has really done a number on me I miss being able to trust art.

lrp about to get high af off mushrooms or d*e from toxins, no middle ground with mushrooms from ibara

"I got some mushrooms from Tsukipi~. They should make the perfect decoration for my cakes... 🎵" #knightsvoice

"I ran into Ibara in the entryway, and he gave me some good-looking mushrooms. Wahaha, today's a mushroom festival, I guess ⭐" #knightsvoice

the sacred text 😔

i did not plan my pto well and i still have another whole week to somehow use before the end of the year

❗ Quick reminder that age verification on Bluesky is fully client side! Meaning you can easily get around it! More on it here! gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2... #bluesky #age #verification #bypass 👇 Repost so people who need it will find this post! 👇

OCTOBER 1ST

Shutdown is on. Only 3 Democrats voted for the clean CR, which means we are now officially heading for a government shutdown.

“at least 30 seconds” try 30 minutes lrp

By age 30, you should have at least (2) original characters, (3) pieces of media you love apologetically despite obvious flaws, and (1) kink that takes at least thirty seconds to explain

"Heh, I only noticed when we were changing at the baths, but Kohakun was wearing a haramaki." haramaki = like leg/arm warmers but just for your stomach kohaku underclothes lore I guess ????? #knightsvoice

I love environmental storytelling in dystopian sci-fi games.

here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨

it’s so cute when the voice lines go together….. please give me more mundane character interactions not whatever is happening right now with the current fan thanx event

"No, no, no, where is it?! I can't find my masterpiece anywhere!! It was just right here on the leaves!" #knightsvoice

"I saw Tsukasa-chan running around with a thick stack of sheet music in his arms... Is he looking for Leo-kun, maybe?" #knightsvoice

i lose a year off my life whenever someone asks me why i would move to mass and pay higher taxes like buddy i’m not scared of paying fucking taxes when the funds are used appropriately and for programs that help the citizens it’s the cost of living in a functional society and having basic empathy

lrp i was about to say somebody help him (leo) but the voice line is literally about helping leo

"Leo-san's sheet music ended up mixed into the dry leaves... I rescued them a moment before they were burned to ash." #knightsvoice

i’m watching shrek and it’s a 24 year old movie which would be the equivalent of watching a movie made in 1977 in 2001 when this came out and i’m gonna kms

congrats everyone, playable lamorak finally happened

just guess

I still think about this Onion headline *at least* 10-15 times a week