BREAKING: We've freed Cookie. Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL. More info:

I get being sad at news like this after devs lose their jobs, but also most people’s reaction to seeing Highguard at the Game Awards was 95% between ‘DOA game, next- what do you mean that’s it?!’ to ‘yo it’s Concord 2.0!’ This was inevitable.

As neat all the hype around the Texas primaries is here, you bastards better vote in November too.

The next forever war just started a world over and here I lay fighting against the evil and ruthless tyranny of a sinus infection. Where's my cocoa presidential medal of freedom?

And yet somehow, this all comes back to:

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

People in south Houston are lucky asf to have Al Green as a rep. I'm cool with Casar here in Austin, but yo Al's a champ for giving disrespect in back-to-back SOTUs.

SOTU: 'A year-and-a-half ago, this country was dead, completely dead. Now America is doing more amazing than ever before by beating its rotting corpse with a 9-iron. That's why today the US will be leaving the Geneva Scam and I'm ordering Congress to give me a flamethrower to turn it into ashes.'

Gonna be trying to 5-star Waterpark Sim and get back into American Truck Sim. Pretty chilled stream today. "!giveaway" and all that www.twitch.tv/anthellimus

the secret to helldivers 2 is that it's all of these

I remember getting into Roblox back in the 2000s when I was in elementary school that was fun to do obbys and tycoons in when I got bored of Runescape, Club Penguin, and Toontown. It's crazy how a couple decades later and more time is spent on it than Steam, PlayStation, and Twitch combined.

wtf someone's using the old Hollywood Video site as a blog? This is like checking in on MySpace and finding it's now used as a music database.

Streamin' more Helldivers 2 and later Metal Garden for a different kind of V-Day. As always "!giveaway" for the chance at the game key wheel and Happy Valentine's Day <3 www.twitch.tv/anthellimus

This Valentine’s Day, show that you really love someone by doing a backflip, failing, breaking your neck, and then haunting them by whispering inside jokes to them at inappropriate times so they’ll have to explain why they’re laughing and the joke

If there's any culture that can tell us about a wealthy elite placing a burden on its people by cutting through their food supply with a bad response to crisis... 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪

Cyberstan delenda est!

If you see someone watching the Winter Olympics right now and are for some reason STILL fuming about the 2024 Paris games opening because a blue man was on a table please direct them to a psychiatrist, or if they’re also on about Gojira playing during it a mental hospital.

Jason Myers’ not MVP?! You got a guy who was solely responsible for all of a winning team’s points for 3/4 of the game including over half of their final points, breaking records in the meantime, and doesn’t get it. This is just like Cal Raleigh all over again, Seattle’s heroes getting passed over.

Jason Myers deserves MVP, let me vote for him

he didn't watch Kid Rock either lmao

NO! TOUCH! DOWNS! NO! TOUCH! DOWNS!

Shout out to someone’s dad rn

Don’t care for trap music, en espanol or otherwise, but whatever gets more Americans to realize Puerto Rico is a US territory full of American citizens with a bigger population than 16 of its states

2025 Super Bowl: YourAttentionPlease made everyone a boobs person 2026 Super Bowl: Levi’s made everyone an ass person

I am officially rooting for this game to end 3-0, or, ideally, 5-2

It’s football, why the Hell is every single damn thing ‘American culture and historical significance, amazing the patriotism and freedom-‘ just toss the damn coin and play the game yo

Lol ‘Happy premature 250th America, here’s some of the troops we still have stationed in the Middle East in the lead in to a football game’

Yay Green Day did American Idiot, everyone can point enthusiastically now

I know it’s a long shot but I think a football team is going to win the Super Bowl today

Interface: Shuttle Departing Radio: Shuttle Departing Reinforcement Notice: Shuttle Departing Overstressed Helldiver: OMFG GET IN GET IN GETINGGGG Can just tell who's played Super Helldive difficulty before and who hasn't.

Streaming Helldivers II to liberate Chort Bay www.twitch.tv/anthellimus

Colin Allred IS a mediocre politician who ran an equally mediocre 2024 senatorial campaign. If you don't think so then we're almost at the midnight deadline! Please donate to me $2,000 and don't worry I will remind you at least twice daily until November. BTW, did you know I played football? 🏈

Checking in on The Coin Game and then getting a taste of Consume Me. "!giveaway" for the game key wheel chance and all that jazz www.twitch.tv/anthellimus

Played despelote all the way through last stream, still just jamin' to Ecuador. Good luck at this year's World Cup, you're in the same group as Germany so you'll need it

I was attacked by ice before ICE attacked me. And yet, ICE should be dissolved faster than the ice dissolves.

Gonna be checking in with Helldivers 2 after the recent update and later despelote. As always, "!giveaway" for a steam game key. www.twitch.tv/anthellimus

Ted Cruz has left Texas for Laguna Beach, CA just days before this winter weather storm hits. Considering the rapid construction of several dozens of new data centers for AI being built in the state's largely unregulated power grid, don't be too surprised if Texas runs into another power crisis.

Middle School: It's not Qatar, it's Qautur High School: It's not Qautur, it's Gauter College: It's not Gauter, it's Cutar Grad School: It's not Cutar, it's Qatar Work Life: It's pronounced Qatar, but it doesn't really matter, everyone knows you're talking about the nation of Guitar

Feeling lame duck today so streaming Battlefield 6. Remember to enter "!giveaway" to get a chance at getting this stream's free game key.

If your truck gets FUBAR'd because you got upset at the car in front of you is going 90 in a 70, passing every car to their right, and you pull up going 120 along the shoulder, it should go without saying you deserved it and shouldn't be driving any vehicle.

We were so close to the Rams losing to a losing team in the playoffs. It would’ve been one of the sad-funniest things in NFL record keeping, but sometimes things aren’t meant to be and for that I’m back to suffering as a Texans fans which is already sad-funny in itself.

Streaming Sonic Racing Crossworlds [Pac-Man] Festival, RollerCoaster Tycoon 2

We’re a week into 2026, feels like a month has happened with all that’s gone on, months that had already felt like years. Fuck these interesting times under the most deranged and corrupt governments in modern history, I prefer sleeping without wondering what atrocity awaits me the next morning.

Ya think this enough RAM to get a new car with?

“I ate the goth girl baddie” Thought 1: What kind of food is that?Thought 2: They mean ‘eating out,’ right? Thought 3: Is this dude a cannibal? Response: Wow, that’s crazy fr fr

Good luck and have fun to all y'all runners at AGDQ this week!