If there’s anything that I feel so much like Ned Flanders about it’s that it’s January and I’m eagerly awaiting the forms to file my taxes. If only they were spent on “people who just didn’t feel like working” and not on potentially invading Venezuela and mass deporting non-whites.

I wonder if there’s someone whose New Year’s resolution is to lose weight and are now realizing they already have an active gym membership that they signed up for last January and just stopped going before February.

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

Ended and began the year with my folks and bottles of cheap champagne. May 2026 bring better wealth and riches, love and compassion, and camaraderie and togetherness to those who need them. Here’s to hoping 2026 is the beginning of things to be better for the little guy than 2025! Cheers! 🥂

It's nuts how Die Hard isn't considered a Christmas movie despite solely taking place during Christmas [Eve] because it's an action flick yet It's a Wonderful Life which 80% of it is a flashback and only the last 1/4 takes place during the holiday is considered one of the best Christmas movies ever.

Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, I’m here to report that we are shifting to DEFCON 5! At this time we ask that you not panic, please go about your day and follow through on your plans without much caution. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Merry Christmasu!~ Got my PC plugged in, just need the rest of the setup but I’ll work on streaming sometime next week but until then a happy holidays from my family to yours :>

PRESENT DAY PRESENT...TIME!

Trying to explain to my dad why I like punk music will never make sense. Having MC5, DMZ, Suicide, Dead Kennedys, and Death blaring whilst driving to Lake Tahoe from Sacramento at 1am just has a feeling I will never be able to describe.

In the process of moving I’ve played on my lappy for awhile, really enjoying Super Fantasy Kingdom :>

And the Game of the Year award goes to… Flute Guy?

I know when I read ‘Halligan’ it’s referring to Trump’s prosecutor lady, but I’m too adventure game coded that I’m just reminded of the Mystery of the Druids

Happy 'Dead Internal Clock Battery' Day to all my fellow Dreamcasters and Dreamcast players

Oblivion npc looking ass

GG for 20 years of 360… and also the console version that had a 54% chance of failure. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Good generation though.

'Hey guys, it's me, hundred-billionaire. So while I was out on my megayacht I was practicing my golf swing and hit a ball all the way out into the Great Barrier Reef, I want y'all to know that the ball was made of recyclable material so please applaud at my care for the environment.'

Going to try streaming one more time, if I have connection issues yet again then yeah gimmie some time to rectify. As always enter !giveaways in the chat to get a chance to spin the steam key wheel. www.twitch.tv/anthellimus

My cubemate makes me smile sometimes #smilingfriends

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

Also if you're following me for the streams, I've tried twice and ended up with connection issues both times. In addition to life events that will become soon clear, I'll be holding off streaming until Christmastide. Sorry for missing Halloween, I'll see about making up for it in 2026.

Sometimes I'm asked if I meditate to chill out. If we count blastin' eurobeat at 300% volume whilst playing racing games as meditation: Yes, I meditate

I know it's been mentioned before but man I really do like how Adult Swim has taken in many creatives from Newgrounds and gave them proper air time. On top of the several games that sprouted from the site, Tom Fulp should be proud of the community his site cultivated.

Cal Raleigh was robbed. Broke records for switcher-hitter HRs, catcher HRs, 7th to ever hit 60+ HR in a season, zero passed balls all season, league leader in RBIs AND HRs, and MLB gave it to a DH for a wild card team that didn't even make it out of the ALDS. Cal Raleigh was 1,000% robbed.

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

They knew. They knew it was genocide. And they helped Israel do it anyway. www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-...

It really says something about the Mass Effect community that the last game to release from the series was incredibly mid, incomplete, and the trilogy the fandom worships ended all the way back in 2012... AND YET we'll still say happy N7 Day! :3

Remember when Duke Nukem Forever was announced in 1997 and took until 2011 to be released and everyone said that it was cooked for too long it got burnt? GTAVI coming out in 2026 means it will be a 13-year gap In the same time it has taken from GTAV to GTAVI, GTA[I] to GTAIV: Episodes all released

As glad as I am that Zohran Mamdani won, I think people should consider 1.) he barely scraped in over 50% and 2.) over 40% of New Yorkers who voted felt okay with the record of Andrew Cuomo from sexual harassment to corruption and all in between to vote for him. That's still concerning.

The Trump administration has killed IRS Direct File, the program that let you file your taxes for free. Direct File will not be operational this coming tax season.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

I swear you could have the Texas Lege put a constitutional amendment that every other child 16 and younger and every social security recipient is drawn and quartered and Texans would still vote for it.

Watch many of these people posting after tonight’s game within a month turn back into ‘baseball is long and boring’ complainers.

It's Halloween! 🎃👻 [by Helloween]

Does Elon not know that the conservative reaction to Wikipedia, Conservapedia, already exists? His Grok crap doesn't need to carry garbage when there's already a landfill.

Always good to know Paxton is still an unhinged quack of an AG after his 16 impeachment charges. Hey BTW this jagoff is running for Senate in 2026.

And people said that Game 5 of the Mariners-Tigers ALDS went on forever. In walks the Dodgers and Blue Jays thinking it wasn’t long ENOUGH.

OH DAMN, ATS IS GOING TO CANADA! No longer is it the American Truck Sim, now it shall be the Americas Truck Sim.

Yesterday I was volunteering at the city museum for its Halloween event where everyone dresses up and we handed out candy and cookies to kids and their parents. I didn't want to be Terry Bogard for the third straight year so I broke out my old Caesar costume from high school and wore it instead.

The PlayStation 2 released [in North America] 25 years ago today. Mine’s still here, chugging along 🎮

I hate how despite how disastrous of a president Ronald Reagan was it only took Canadians using footage of him reading a script on tariffs forty years ago for American conservatives to turn against the prick who sold weapons to Iran to fund Nicaraguan contras and willfully ignored the AIDS epidemic.

If Toronto wins the World Series I vote that Montreal is the next location for an expansion team, no ifs, ands, or buts. Bring back the Expos!

What is this like the fourth Halo:CE they’re releasing now? CE, Anniversary, MCC, CampE, think that’s them

I wonder how much power you could generate if you connected the grid to Thomas Paine's spinning corpse with how much abuse the term "Common Sense" has gotten recently

When and why is Yahoo gamifying its email inboxes?

I don't think Mariners fans need to be too sad, this is the best Mariners team yet. Never before has the franchise gotten this far before AND Cal breaking several MLB records. This is THE underdog team; regroup, build, and bring it for 2026. Plus we got this shot. This needs to be framed somewhere.

As a Mariners fan, I wish the Blue Jays the best in beating the Dodgers. That said, as an ex-Astros fan, I objectively refuse to give any credit to George Springer, a willing participant to rampant cheating who shouldn't be allowed to play in the MLB. Good luck to Vladdy and Kirk tho, beat LA!