She showed up last weekend. Hopefully I’ll be able to get her spayed within a few weeks. She doesn’t need to be having kittens herself.

They should do a GLADIATOR III with Russell Crowe fighting murder trucks and call it MAXIMUS OVERDRIVE.

Unfortunately, uncomplicated sex can get... Complicated. Today's Himbos exercise, take supplements and drugs, sometimes even have enhancement surgery. It's easy to get injured. If you've been hurt by a fuck boy, call the law office of Kevin deJoy. 1-800-555-FBOY

Pawty at daycare

The coolest image of Power Girl - I'm a big fan of her cat.

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer https://theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-strange-dream-where-they-were-watching-soccer/

SMACK THE PONY is underrated.

I finally saw my first Sovereign Citizen in the wild. Driving a slate grey Escalade with a polarized license plate cover, took a bit to make out the plate. It said EXEMPT. Thing is, this is Ohio. State Troopers see that, it's all over.

Three 80s movies to get to know me: 1. Airplane! 2. The Untouchables 3. Big Trouble in Little China

Gov. Andy Beshear must immediately go on the effin' offense, call a special election, and force a *public* proof of life of Mitch McConnell.

“The moral of the story is Stephen Miller is a terrible neighbor, on a mission to take away our first amendment rights.” From @FriendsofUSAID: www.instagram.com/reel/Da_jjeu...

Cabin week: last night’s custom cocktail was the reflecting pool, complete with a fruit roll up representing the peeling blue paint…. #lakelife

RIP Jennifer Finch (Bassist for L7) Fuck cancer

Well, finally had a rider puke in the car. My cleaning skills from my partying days are, apparently, still intact. Can't work with wet seats, though, so I guess I'm off for the night.

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.

Congratulations to Donald Trump & Pete Hegseth for giving the United States it's first unequivocal military defeat.

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Here’s what I think. These characters mean a lot to people and you don’t need to ruin them to suit your ego.

Thanks to this dipshit, zero women will be promoted to Navy Admiral for the first time in over a decade. What a guy

Dumb Donald can't admit Joe kicked his ass

Stepping outside like

Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.

Trump's speech tomorrow night is going to backfire and blow up in his face. Guaranteed!

Received a reservation request from "one of my regulars." I didn't even know I *had* regulars. But I'm not driving 38 miles at 3:45a to pick someone up and drive them 40 miles back to the airport - normally, I would, but I'm pretty bad shape tonight. Besides, I'm off Wednesdays.

Pete Hegseth will next order mandatory dick measuring for the military

Had Taco Bell for lunch. It's not the lettuce that's dangerous - it's Spicy Potato Tacos. Beware. Be very ware.

Alrighty, then: did my injection, so I *should* be done with blood saturation resetting - just taking my daily meds, being active, doing my injection every two weeks from here on out. I'm able to work about 4 hours at a time & I can walk without assistance. Recovering.

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People who dump their dogs need to go to jail

120 MINUTES was an absolute oasis in pre-internet pop culture. So many bands that you could ONLY find there (TV-wise) became ubiquitous online later (and relatively recently). A pioneer. consequence.net/2026/07/dave...

"Paxton was indicted for felony securities fraud and impeached for corruption- Talarico: “If Ken Paxton will sell out his own friends for a quick buck, what makes you think he won’t sell you out in the US Senate?” —a recent poll found barely 4 in 10 (Texans) think Paxton has good character."

My cat is a huge fan of Hostess Zingers. The banana/vanilla ones. I mean he has an inordinate liking of them. An "I'll cross the couch using Claw Wheel Drive to faceplant one" hunger. One where he'll bite hard enough to puncture skin if you're holding some out to him. Guess how I know.

🐾 5-y/o Maxwell surrendered after 3 yrs b/c owner having surgery. Smart, knows cues, housetrained, attentive, empathetic, cuddly, energetic, playful. Earned 2nd best behavior rating, friendly w/ strangers, kids & dogs. Loves balls & chicken. Needs a foster offer by 7/16: nycacc.app#/browse/255420

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: All Things Musk Pass

Saddened this morning when I discovered Butt Drugs went out of business. You'd think there'd be enough demand for Butt Drugs. youtu.be/oYYdF0zcuSI?...

Second night this week work had me out to Fairfield County, Land of My Forbears - nicely nostalgic (Canal has been gentrified, lol), but the drive leaves me a bit punchy. Still, that's how ya get better - two months ago I was still struggling to walk, after all.

Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham https://theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for-being-too-late-to-save-lindsey-graham/

Drove a client out to a rural area I once lived in - told them the story of how I totaled a '64 Falcon going over train tracks at high speed. What's the oldest car you've owned?

The Plantichrist @ The Gay Plant Store, Seattle WA. 🤭😈

Expect conservatives - especially MAGA - to bitch about a lack of empathy or kindness over the death of their various elderly champions (such as McConnell and Graham). They've set the standard. They don't get to complain about it.

we do not neede no Gen A.I. tooles we do not neede no thoughte control

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Blizzard got to have fun with friends today! He’s more of a grab ball from the edge dog currently.

So McConnell, Graham and Weinstein. Deaths come in threes. Great theme this time.