Billionaires should be more Bruce Wayne than whatever Elon is. Hell, I'd even settle for Lex Luthor.

Uh-oh. The GOP woke up Bill. That's gonna be a problem for them.

So Trump's put the touch on the megarich. I wonder what Bruce Wayne's response would be?

Post your favorite “lord of the rings” character. Wrong answers only.

So apparently Epstein shared a bran muffin recipe widely with visitors to his island. Recipe called for 1/2 cup flax seeds, 1 cup flax seed powder and 4 cups digestive powder. So they wanted their colons clean for a visit. Which begs the question of who was visiting their colons?

Per @dochara.com, "Jonathan Luther Jackson. Jesse Jackson's son, MLK's godson. Carrying on a fine tradition"

So what's the difference between MAGA and babys? . . . Babys tend to grow up and quit whining and crying.

Regarding my last post:

Over the counter of a year, I've gone from looking like Skaar to looking like The Maestro. It's been a stressful year, lol.

I miss the good ‘ol days when we thought the worst compromising video of Trump was him getting pissed on by a few escorts.

Injection log 2/4/26: 1.5ml 10/100 Test Cyp Ouch. But not much bleeding - just enough that I'm not worried about penetration. Missed Losartan dose yesterday, seems to have been beneficial.

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds. -“No” is a complete sentence. Remember that. -The Cursed Object refuses to come down from the top of the bookcases, but says the floor ISN’T lava. ❤️ Auntie Jilli

Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized. Well, it's a start.

So I watched all 4 seasons of Umbrella Academy. Very character-driven; the plot holes drove me crazy, though. Don't think I'll revisit, especially that last season, which was obviously a last minute addition.

If you changed your last name after marriage & don’t have an updated US passport or birth certificate, the GOP's SAVE Act will stop you from voting. This could disenfranchise 60 million women.

I look a lot like my father. I resent it a little, but it is what it is. Had a happy accident today, tho - passing a mirror, I had a side profile view and realized I have my mother's nose. Never realized. = )

"Melania is shambolic, putrid, pitiful garbage: A brazen, awkward, irredeemable infomercial that ignores truth and scrutiny in favour of performative humility. It’s not just wretched – it’s offensive to the collective intelligence of the human race." cineramafilm.com/2026/02/02/m...

Well well well. Looks like they were correct. They just lied about who it was.

Goddammit how the fuck am I supposed to get any work done, now I'm gonna be on this subreddit ALL FUCKING DAY

Dear fellow White People - Go watch Sinners. You'll be glad you did. ...and leave the damn potato salad alone, ffs....

And to those, "that's not realistic," people, do I need to remind you about everything that orange sack of cat piss managed to get slow walked and get put back in office? Dems REFUSE to address the moment. Norms are done. You either fight fire with fire, or you lose the democracy.

Is anyone surprised? And here I thought I couldn't loathe these people even more.

The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified. Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

*chef's kiss*

I would just like to announce I feed my dogs. If u come to my house & offer them snacks or food they'll act like they've never seen it b4 like I have them subsisting via photosynthesis so just know that's not true. The sad pathetic faces are truly well rehearsed. I feed them. Don't get suckered.

Rural Ahia? They'd best watch their back trail, yknowhutImean?

I’ll be honest, I bought this plushie because I thought it could fly. Also, I am happy in this photo.

Hear that squishy sound from the East? That's all the Bullshit in DC finally outweighing the support system - MAGA, Fox News, all that - they've built for it. It'll take time but today was when it began to go ass up for those fuckheads.

Just to recap: - Federal secret police have murdered multiple people and are disappearing many others. - Federal Appointed Officials are mostly enablers and participants of one of history's largest sex trafficking rings. - it's all led by a rotten, petulant old man in diapers. Great.

We still dont know the identity of who killed Alex Pretti. We still dont know the identity of who killed Alex Pretti. We still dont know the identity of who killed Alex Pretti. We still dont know the identity of who killed Alex Pretti. We still dont know the identity of who killed Alex Pretti.

Hey. It could be worse. You could be watching Melania.

Billionaire class

It's a Snake plant with a Hat. = )

Watching Umbrella Academy - have binged the first two seasons. ...generally, I like chaos, bit this has given me a headache.

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’

If you don't like being in crowded theaters, today is your lucky day.

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -You deserve kindness, which also means being kind to yourself. -Bitey Friend is forlorn that everything is “damp and squidgy”, and “not fun to bite”. ❤️ Auntie Jilli

Well, basic decency & humanity is 'Woke'.

My body used to be a temple. Now it's more of a haunted house.

Pass it on.

If my Avaunt had balls, it'd be my uncle! And a sitcom!

'Avaunt' is such a cool old word. We should bring it back - use it for a car model, maybe. The Chrysler Avaunt.

My only question: What took her so long?

GAIL SIMONE IS A CELEBRITY FOR HER POST ABOUT GODZILLA’S SHAVED BROCCOLI SCROTUM.

This sounds good!

Excellent advice Going to try & remember it

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds -There are no guilty pleasures. Reject cringe, enjoy what you like -The Cursed Object said the Lurking Horror has an unfair advantage when playing “the floor is lava”, because Lurky can cling to the ceiling ❤️Auntie Jilli