Thank the "Tariff Man".

Santa needs to lay off the eggnog.

Nite nite.

Let's all thank King Donald the Great for the rise of coffee prices in one year.

Gramps.

Another one bites the dust.

I nominate myself for a FIFA Peace Prize because I helped break up a fight at a youth soccer game! I am an international hero!

What the fuck is a FIFA peace prize?

My turn.

I got this.

Never trust a President who wears a trucker hat.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Make America Great Again..... Drop dead.

Zero Chump,Hero Kelly.....

Massive dumps.

Secretary of DUI Pete Kegsbreath attacks decorated war hero Senator Mark Kelly after consulting with his war council Jack Daniels Jim Bean and Johnny Walker Black He should resign

Soooo...... The Goonabomber is resigning from Congress.... Cracks in the concrete and the rebar is snapping.

I fought the law and the law won.

Could really be him.

Fam, not to worry… You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.

When that asshole finally dies there will be earthquakes from people jumping up and down in celebration.

Good tune.

The question is.... How many ICE agents are MAGA?

Now we know how it feels to be Russian.

Trump's bullshit it getting real! #shutdown

Off to work.

Anyone really think you can trust this fucking guy with a secret?

Still waiting patiently for DJT to cut his last fart.

NY Giant's depth chart.

MAGA

I only like Presidents who don't fart in the Oval Office.

Transparency would be spraying luminol on everyone's ass after a Trump cabinet meeting.

New Executive Order: Trump calls for the execution of all shop lifters. Really? No not really. But he would if he could.

We have an imbecile riding a bull swinging an ax at anything that moves.

Yeah whatever.

Lets stop calling sneakers "Tennis Shoes". When was the last time you saw thugs in the hood playing tennis?

Well Officer here's what happened.... My son told me he mowed my lawn. I said nice! You did a great job! He said.... are you certain? I said yes.... He said are you 4inprint certain? That's when I shot him. 🙄

Volume up!

Welcome to The Federal Republic Of The United States.

So Trump thinks everyone in Great Britain will be going around kissing his ass.