Off to work.

Anyone really think you can trust this fucking guy with a secret?

Still waiting patiently for DJT to cut his last fart.

NY Giant's depth chart.

MAGA

I only like Presidents who don't fart in the Oval Office.

Transparency would be spraying luminol on everyone's ass after a Trump cabinet meeting.

New Executive Order: Trump calls for the execution of all shop lifters. Really? No not really. But he would if he could.

We have an imbecile riding a bull swinging an ax at anything that moves.

Yeah whatever.

Lets stop calling sneakers "Tennis Shoes". When was the last time you saw thugs in the hood playing tennis?

Well Officer here's what happened.... My son told me he mowed my lawn. I said nice! You did a great job! He said.... are you certain? I said yes.... He said are you 4inprint certain? That's when I shot him. 🙄

Volume up!

Welcome to The Federal Republic Of The United States.

So Trump thinks everyone in Great Britain will be going around kissing his ass.

I hate when that happens.

Master of the "Weave".

Be careful what you wish for Bro.

No doubt.

The next Democrat President should act more like Trump but behave nothing like Trump.

Wow Charlie Kirk was killed By a MAGAt. I was expecting them to arrest some woke trans/homosexual Puerto Rican/Mexican/Native American communist far left lunatic child molester cat eating Democrat Viet Cong slope head. It was a white boy. 🤔 Go figure....

I hate when that happens!

This is exactly why I don't discuss politics with the MAGA members of my family. They are oblivious to reality. #@maga

Thankfully soon, Charlie Kirk's ugly face will be out of the news cycle forever.

True dat!

Looking forward to Charlie Kirk's wake so I can piss in his coffin.

Decrying violence against political opponents rings a bit hollow when you pull Secret Service protection from your political opponents.

Kirk died doing what he did best...... Being an asshole.

Is Trump gonna give Kirk a state funeral?

Well, I personally hope the Fucking guy is dead.

Why the F are the MTV awards on CBS? I thought everyone has cable TV.

And while we are at it lets rebrand the name of the White House to the Nut House

🤣🤣🤣

I really hope fat boy doesn't wake up in the morning.

When trump finally dies they probably won't even tell us for a week.

Don't look now but.... Our country is being run by an authoritarian asshole with one foot in the grave. 🤗

That’s what I say.

Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him

I wonder how you go about getting a job in the Trump administration as a shot caller. 🤔

Yup.

Yup.

ICE is infested with MAGAts.

I hate when that happens!