Never change, Cuti

Rand Paul: "After seeing this, if you call this a good shooting you aren't watching the video. This was a real tragedy and a mistake. The man had been disarmed and then shot 10 times ... if we say things that are obviously not true, the situation is going to get worse."

[B/R Football] Man City draw 2-2 with Spurs after blowing a two-goal lead. Still their bogey team 😠

the foreign descriptions of what is going on are hilarious and terrifying www.youtube.com/shorts/SfzuV...

Heheh, I love this. #COYS

27th Jan Added Gallagher Souza Lost Johnson - sold Bergvall- out 3 months Kudus - out 3 months Davies - out for season Richarlison - out 2 months Bentancur - out 3 months Palhinha - out tbc Soon - Kinsky to West Ham Possible - RKM Significantly weakened squad, no attacking signings at all

Frank's most preferred lineup? To dare is to DEFEND. #coys

I know this is flirting with the wrath of the football gods but if Frankfurt lose tomorrow they will be eliminated and that game with us will be a dead rubber for them. #coys.

RKM looks like he has the confidence of a jellyfish. Can he have one dribble in off his shin too please? See @iain.coys.social its not that hard. #coys.

If only there were a permanent European league we could play in all the time. I’m kidding. I’m kidding. But maybe? #coys.

Def hand it to those Dortmund supporters. Imagine if we were down to 10 a goal down and not having a shot right now.

Has Pedro Porro never seen the Superjan Karate kick goal? Come on man, it’s how our fullbacks score goals against Dortmund in the champions league!! #coys.

Can Martin Ho also coach Spurs other senior team?

How we ran Kudus and Richy into the ground when Tel could have been playing and spelling some of our forward line all season has to be one of Franks top 3 sins of the season. #coys.

Assuming Ben Davis is in fact being subbed here, this is the 4th consecutive home league game our starting lineup does not make it through the first half. You’d have to go back to December (Brentford) for the last time we ended a first half with our starters on. Also our last home win.

I see Dr Tottenham may be in the office today. 🥲

Chelsea almost always treat game day with Arsenal like Christmas morning, gifting them goals like Santa delivering presents. I wish just one time they would save that for spurs. Just. One. Time.

Honest question: are xavi and tel after the same woman or something? They play like they hate each other. #coys.

The irony of Ange being berated for not having a Plan B is watching a Thomas Frank "coached" team without a Plan A.

COYS!!! COYS!!!

Ok. Here me out COYSky… What if @george-miller.org made a deal with the sports gods to trade one magical IU football season for one shitty Spurs season?

Bet this unavailable 10 could beat villa in the cup tomorrow. #coys

Cuti is fully f*cking COYS. #mycaptain.

I don't know gang. I kind of like Pahlinha.

Tel!! Tel!! Tel!!

Happy Treason Day to those who celebrate

Our last open play goal was Xavi Simmons against Brentford on Dec 6. #coys.

Sooooooo tired of the anti-football and total lack of vision. What is the point of being patient with this sh*t?

A friendly reminder this is the team we had to play last Feb and won 2-0. With Scarlett and Sarr being the two attacking subs we had available.

Dreadful. Awful. Boring. Uncreative. To dare is to not it seems.

We’re really going to play this whole game with Archie at the 10?! #coyswhy

The thing is if you are going to rely on corners to create some xg, you have to win some corners. #coys.

The current Premier League top eight just happen to be the eight most successful clubs in the league's history with 91 combined top flight titles.

Def did not think the Chelsea manager was going to be the next London based EPL manager to get the sack. #coys.

December was def better than November but still an underwhelming month. We looked the better team only against Slavia and the bees We looked the lucky team against Newcastle and Palace, maybe. Liverpool almost impossible to judge. That Forrest game though… yikes. YIKES.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad we won. But…. I hate this football. I hate this football. I hate this football.

Spurs players playing like they have the same feelings about the manager as CoysSky.

Common Ravens have remarkable neck feathers (“hackles”) that they can raise or lower to punctuate their vocalizations. How I love these amazing creatures! #birds 🌿

This message hits hard.

Still desperately wanting to see a Tel, RKM, Kudus front three. #coys.

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

I don’t know what is going on in that pocket of space between porro and Romero but we are so vulnerable there it’s like a glaring red danger sign. #coys.

Where this team been all season? #coys.

I hope Sunderland nominate that Woltemade goal for their goal of the month. That would be world class trolling.

#ResistanceUnited #ProudBLUE #ONEV1 #DV1 I’ll leave it here for the sake of human decency. 💔

FrankIn, FrankOut? 🤷‍♂️ What I do know: Spurs won't be good, good in the league again until and unless three of these five make The Leap (tm): Beefball Gray Tel Odobert Moore Not sure Frank can help them, I felt pretty confident our former manager would get some of them there.

I wish someone would tell our coach he’s not coaching Brentford anymore. #coys.

I see we’ve decided to not play the first half again. #coys.

I’d be ok with a Tel, RKM, Kudus front 3 today. #coys.