For once, a headline that started the day off on a positive note.

omg. They had to use AI to make Trump look as if he likes Melania. (watch for the disappearing glasses) 🤣 x.com/TrumpGirlLov...

the strength it must require not to bitchslap that little pissant

look at all those stupid fucking surrogate penises on their heads

I was temping for some Boston agency & got placed, along with 8 other women, for an 8-hour day at some financial institution. They needed some info packets assembled. It was tedious & stupidly organized, so when the office manager left us alone, I suggested we do an assembly line to go faster.

I believe these people would already be working on this without a single phone call. I also believe that we need to make the conversation bigger, that nobody should be kidnapped. get her home, get everybody home, stop kidnapping this is just bullshit.

We need to bombard every single representative to get her released. Martin Heinrich: 202-224-5521 Ben Ray Luján: 202-224-6621 Melanie Stansbury: 202-225-6316 Gabe Vasquez: 202-225-2365 Teresa Leger Fernández: 202-225-6190

ICE has STOLEN an Indigenous Tribal ELDER from NM, who was on her way to CHEMO. She stopped for gas, ICE then approached her, she showed all of her proper, legal documentation. They still stole her away. They're denying her of life saving CHEMO. When will it be enough. #ShedShed #ViVaHerAlliance

Afternoon naps. And also making sure there's something to grab onto when I get up off a chair or couch in case I get wobbly after I get up. 🙄 Also sharing health stories with my friends when we get together. It's usually the first hour. I have old person traits because I *am* an old person. 👵🏻

💥💥💥 WOOHOO! 💥💥💥

fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu

Federal Agencies Breaking Laws 4 words, none of the mealymouthedness

not often you see the middle school “give me your lunch money or I’ll call you a gay boi” bullying laid out so cleanly

"Taylor Farms has been sickening and even killing Americans for years, and has been allowed to escape accountability, over and over. and of course, Little Donny Fuckface is right in the middle of it, hosting late-night meetings with the culprits." Taylor Farms = Donny Donors. #Gee #SmellsCorrupt

So, England puts rapists like Andrew Tate and his brother in jail? Seems like a better system than America, where we just put them on podcasts.

He should have dressed for the arrest he wanted, not for the one he had.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I ❤️ this for him! So hated that people don't even want to fly to an airport with his name on it that they're willing to be inconvenienced!

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES lawsuit to compel Connecticut to provide the DOJ its complete statewide voter registration database. DOJ is now 0-16 in cases to gain access to state voter files. Elias Law Group remains undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/connec...

sometimes it’s tiresome to hold the line but then I remember the alternative

I should imagine an unruly combination of both.

"no one asked for this. no one said, ‘please, Oh Great And Wise Dear Leader, please stick your dipshit face on everything. tart up the entire White House in bordello gold, and build useless monuments to yourself all over Washington DC.’ no one asked for any of that shit..."

How long will it take before ANY country takes the United States seriously again? Years? Decades? That clown has done more damage than Russia or China could have EVER hoped to do.

Three assassination attempts my ass. 🙄

Describe yourself in three characters.

Let’s be really clear about this lettuce situation: it’s not just the destruction of public health tracking, it’s also years and years of ending regulations that would have prevented conditions causing outbreaks in the first place, combined with climate change that makes them more likely to happen.

Former Justice Department Pardon Attorney Elizabeth Oyer is accusing Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche of making “provably false” statements about why she was fired. Oyer was dismissed after refusing to recommend restoring actor Mel Gibson’s federal gun rights. Gibson lost those rights

A doctor friend monitoring Trump's cognitive decline said it's not so much a diagnosis as it is a countdown.

Muy bueno! (Not that I'd be watching it anyway. His voice gives me the hives.)

In the words of Maxwell Smart, "missed it by *that* much". Our block & our cafés' blocks were all safe from the flooding. Our apt. building was the closest, and we are easily 8-10 blocks east of the floodwaters. But: phew. All the water pipes around here are ancient. Could happen anywhere anytime.

THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated CAT-RELATED art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 6 pm EDT. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!

Y'all, if you have ever wondered what it would like like for the federal government to tell you what you are/not allowed to read and thought "screw that," now is the time to say so. Sign this letter. Send a postcard. Call your senators. This is a nightmare scenario. Don't let it pass.

I seem to have misplaced my shocked face. The horrified, disgusted, and enraged face is still here, though.

Or they could stop overloading kids with homework, stress, and places they can’t go and let them play in a neighborhood basketball court or run around a park or something. That might help.

“Meta made privacy the centerpiece of its marketing campaign because it knew consumers would never buy these glasses if they knew the truth.”

As MANY people have said, opposition to how AI has been thrust upon us is *exactly* Luddite in nature. Not an objection to technology, but a protest against BAD tech that puts people out of jobs while delivering subpar products. Read a history book, please. Or ask ChatGPT to summarize it for you.

Yesterday the House passed a bill to make daylight saving time permanent all year. The United States tried that already, in the 1970s. It didn’t go well.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c... Pretending to be about crime prevention but it's just advancing the surveillance state for Homeland Security.

If anyone who is in Trump's circle - or is disliked by him - dies, I assume he was assassinated by T or the PTB... for reasons. If there was an "attempt" on Trump's life, I assume that it was fabricated. For reasons. My policy is: never trust their kabuki.

One of my sisters was a gerontological social worker. I l've got enough compassion, probably, and maybe the emotional intelligence, but there is no effing way I would have sufficient knowledge of available resources, nor the patience to walk someone through them.

Okay this is my favorite Lindsey Graham death post so far.

BINGO!

Senators Klobuchar, Booker and Warren, please go seek out all the people who have suffered from Lindsey Graham’s policies and tell them what a friendly and affable guy he was to have a steak dinner with. Otherwise they’ll get the wrong impression of him.

needless to say, in the actually free society guaranteed by the Constitution, this shouldn’t even be a thing

🤬

why aren’t we being nicer to the dead guy who helped kill 700,000 people

Uncertainty surrounding Mitch McConnell is frustrating to establishment Democrats. They have all these anecdotes about what a collegial guy he is to work with and how fun he is to be around, but you need an official death for that shit to really land.

Here's a thought: Putting solar panels over asphalt parking lots will generate a shit ton of clean, domestic energy that doesn't have to go through the strait.

Whenever I look at one of my posts and see a typo. #ew