I might be made of memory foam

When I was young, liberals felt that the pre-9/11 1990s was the ideal state in human history. Now, they harken back to the halcyon Obama-era early 2010s. Even now, they hanker after the limited brunch interruption of Trump I. This is not a rooted ideology with a consistent worldview.

Does anyone happen to know if ibuprofen helps with headaches caused by bruxism or am I wasting my time?

what the hell is this revisionist nonsense? This *did not happen*—except in the minds of the far-right. You're buying their bad faith bullshit. MAGA called for and now is building a white ethnostate b/c *they are white nationalists*. That's what they do. FFS

Reposting for that last line

One day my bluesky crush will notice me, you’ll see

I wish I could stop thinking and enjoy this small respite with a friend. Why am I head sick

The united states of America should not exist. It knows this, it always has, and that’s why it has always been a paranoid military state

im sorry im so fucking pretty

She’s here and she’s dancing too much

Horse bot is going to have something to say about this

so we're gonna go get more drunk

If you wanna understand how hunger in Africa is man-made and a product of western capitalism, white supremacy, and imperialism, watch this video. "They tell you that the best chocolates come from Switzerland. How many cocoa farms does Switzerland have?"

THIS! Too many politicos mistake moral bedrock beliefs with "strategy." I'm not doing strategy. You can listen or not. It's not like the Ds have been listening at any time in the past. I will NEVER vote for a transphobic candidate. Period.

pragmatism is always just an excuse for why they can't do things

He should've gotten you too, but because you're fucking annoying

Libs actually think there is some argument they can make or some line they can take to convince those who say they’ll never vote for the Gavin prick to change their minds. Whatever they’re view of that decision, you’d think they’d be aware enough to see the level of conviction that’s so plain to see

There's a reason marginalised and oppressed people overwhelmingly choose communism

Swallow an entire church window of glass, you worthless rat fuck!

I obviously posted this during the time it’s referring to, so the small hours of the morning which means it was only seen by the monsters being mentioned so I’m now giving it the audience it deserves

You ever just eat your finger skin for hours while staring at piles of your clothes, wondering why you ever bought a single one of them and willing them to burst into flames that slowly travel up your walls?

Yes it’s turned into one of those days ughh I better work through it or it’ll be mineral next. I didn’t ask for this I had plans. No more speaking in the past tense, I HAVE plans and I’ll make it to them

Help a disabled black trans womant thrive.

I’ve always struggled with anger problems and as a child was basically treated like evil because of it. I was never naughty, always did what I was supposed to but sometimes I’d explode with feelings I couldn’t understand due to undiagnosed mental problems. If I were a man I could call it masculinity

They’re no different to liberals with their “enjoy the camps” quip any time someone disagrees with them.

The only thing we hate more than people who use bsky are people who used twitter for way longer than anyone ever should have. Now sit tight, someone will be along to assign you to your groupings. You’re already hated, don’t make it worse

I always sort of avoid the sex pistols because they’re so route one of punk it sort of feels like reading the catcher in the rye or ordering bacardi and coke, basic as hell but I think it goes too far in the other direction so they get overlooked because I’m listening them now and I love the anger

Capitalism controls democracy = there is no democracy. If communism is truly anti-democratic then it’s only because what we call democracy is something other than what it’s supposed to be and being anti-that is the nearest we’ll get to whatever it is we really want when we use the word

that actually makes sense tbh

New gabby who dis?

10 years of this "what if he's being serious?" shit from a stenographic corrupt corporate media while he kept doing the shit he said he was going to do and this is where we are, the corrupt complicit corporate media STILL asking "what if he's being serious?"

A game I like to play with myself is to pick any random noun and then add the word theory to it and then try to come up with a social or political theory to correspond with it. So for example I’d say “barnacle theory” and then I’d have to come up with a theory about society that was like barnacles

I’m scared. I’m terrified all the time. That’s in my nature anyway. Now it’s so much more. I dread.

If I sit on your face it means I like you, if I tell you I don’t wish to pursue an intimate relationship with you it means I don’t. Look out for the signs

Now I feel like and idiot in TWO ways, since I didn’t even know it was a tree kangaroo and nor did I notice the bollocks until I read it! MY only thought was: wow that animal is the EXACT same two colors as flan 😭😭

When you commit to the bit so much you forget it’s a bit and begin to dissociate, not sexually, but in weird emotional sublimations. Is that even the correct word? I’m not looking it up, I’m too tired

One of my biggest sexual fantasies is roleplaying that the person I’m having sex with is an ambitious theatre director who agrees to take on an amateur production of the cherry orchard but they feel frustrated by all the limits of the budget, the actors, etc so every time we touch they’re distracted

If you haven’t figured out for yourselves yet that the male loneliness epidemic began in a lab in Wuhan then I feel sorry for you because it’s obvious you’re either too ignorant to connect the dots or you’re just a shill for big pussy

“Epstein pal Mandelson arranged Starmer meeting with Nazi spytech firm used in Israel's Gaza genocide” It’s like someone asked a chatbot to construct a sentence out of the worst words and names in the English language but it’s actually just a story in our time

me: one day trump will die. 👍 rando reply guy: careful what you wish for! his replacement will be worse! just shut up. for once in your life.

Dance dance revolution ✊

Sometimes I’m quite pessimistic but other times I’m drunk

Producer: hey Tim did you lay down the vocals for environmentalist kids' cartoon Ferngully? Tim Curry: sure did babe, real fuckin sexy just like you asked, even said I was a special kind of horny Producer: what

I want a pair of old-timey pirate pistols to wear on me, real ones. I’ve wanted them all my life. As dreams go this has to be a quite achievable one

Hopefully I will have been exterminated before the election of President Grok by a landslide vote of 36-18 of the junta on an X poll

Hannah Arendt was so wrong about evil. This isn’t banal, it’s a bad acid trip

America is asleep, Britain is not yet awake, now is the time of monsters (Italians)

We should take a trip. All of us. All of bluesky. Road trip! We'll rent buses, bigger accounts run the buses but you can only go on the bus of someone you're mutuals with but you can swap whenever. People you've blocked have to wear a bag over their heads if they are near you

Look at you just touching my ass like it’s a sexy thing to do, joke’s on you, I poop from there