Happy Mother’s Day to all bio mothers who are involved with their kids, step parents, foster parents, caregivers, grandparents, and any single parent who is doing both roles. Anyone can have a kid, but it takes someone special to be active in a child’s life.

If you want to celebrate cinco de mayo, call a member of congress and tell them to put a stop to Trump’s terror on immigrants. Also support your local Mexican owned businesses if you can.

Personally I think this is a lot of hullabaloo for a guy who prematurely shot his wad. #WHCD

Saturday was the one-year anniversary of Virginia Guiffre’s death. The Epstein survivors aren’t done fighting, but it takes public support to fuel their work. Don’t let the effort to distract work on you. Read & share: open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

Let’s be clear: this does not warrant building a ballroom at the White House.

Film you've watched more than six times with GIF Hard mode : no star wars/trek,hp,LOTR or marvel. (This isn’t hard mode btw if you love film.)

*Trigger Warning Thread‼️ April is sexual assault awareness month. I just want to say if you’re married and making excuses for your nice husband that surly didn’t mean to do that to you. Some part of him did.

Doing laundry is a funny thing. For me it’s like…ooo pjs are back in stock! Hello baggy dinosaur jammies, Daria shirt with cigarette burn, and off the shoulder sweatshirt. I’ve missed you.

I am planning my own 40th birthday party because nobody else would and I wanna hang out with friends, eat, and laugh.

The person I like has so many red flags for me it’s ridiculous. I need the chemical response I have to them to stop happening.

As the mom of a soon to be 18 year old, Rob Schneider can go fuck himself. He is a fucking cuck who needs shut his fucking mouth and stick to making shitty irrelevant movies who nobody but five people find funny.

I was today years old when I found out there is a German film from 1996 called Killer Condom. Yes, I am immediately adding to my watchlist. I mean who could say no to that poster of the condom with blood and teeth? Wait, is this why so many men are afraid of condoms?! 😂

Me and kiddo’s Ninja Turtle plot has officially come to fruition. Michelangelo what a large baguette you have. #ohmy

Chloe Zhao should have won.

Wow look at the Oscars being super disrespectful to the writers from the K-Pop Demon Hunters Oscar winning song.

Whoever is doing the “joke writing “ for the Oscars needs to be fired. Sexist and racist jokes have no place anywhere.

Scarpetta is a real disappointment. So many wasted hours.

BOYO! I'm live on Twitch! Playing Genome Guardian 2. Come support me! I stream every night. #VTuber #Twitch #TwitchStreaming #Gaming

Create hedgehog havens – and seven other ways to help our prickly friends

The Ides of March has gotten so commercialized. Remember the real meaning of the holiday: It's not just about stabbing people, it's about getting together to stab people in groups.

So, I have been playing the Cult of the Lamb new dlc Woolhaven on Switch and it’s buggy. It crashes constantly I feel like. Anyone else experience this and is it fixable?

Happy Caturday! #bskycats #caturday

Such a great movie! Highly recommend!

In terms of robots that are safe to have in our homes…Roombas are safe and don’t have secret spy cameras right? I know it sounds crazy but…look at the government.

Because I’m freaking sick of hearing about men’s US Hockey. I’d like to remind everyone that the women’s team have been consistently great and have won Gold medals not only this year but in 2018 and 1998.

Today I am grateful for Rilo Kiley. They’re getting me through work.

just seeing this now. walking distance from my house.

Scut: I see you have consumed late caffeine to work later to get caught up but I’m gonna need you stop and hold me while I nap like a baby in your arms.

I apparently woke up assertive today. I've been forward at work, on politics, and with my landlords because I've lived here going on two weeks and don't have a mailbox key so I can access my mail. I'm annoying when minimum standards aren't met.

i hope maga creeps are miserable every day of their hateful lives :)

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First Aid For ICE Response [February 22, 12-4pm, Long Island City, NYC] - a micro street medic training (4 hours instead of the traditional 20) for anyone who might encounter state violence, incl people showing up on the ground in response to ICE kidnappings. RSVP for address at bit.ly/FAFIR0222.

So the commercial theme is butts but also fat shaming. Pick a lane America!

Let AI work for you so your bosses can then replace you with AI. Thanks Matthew Broderick.

I need journalists to ask Hollywood actors why they’re in pro-AI commercials.

I don’t give two flying flips about football but seeing all the sad little white guys and confused looking coach for the Patriots made me root for the Seahawks for a minute.

I started watching the Burbs earlier today. It’s actually pretty good so far. The jokes could be a little funnier but I was digging it.

Please feel free to not share the orange clowns hateful words on the half time show. It was a big beautiful celebration of diversity and nobody needs or wants to know what the demented old man thinks.

I really enjoyed the Rachel Sennott and Charlie XCX Poppi commercial.

“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny

You’ll excuse me if I don’t take diet advice from the guy who has been hit in the head multiple times, beat multiple women, and bit a guy’s ear. #fuckoffmaha

Bad Bunny’s performance represents what America should be. A big beautiful diverse country who celebrates everyone.

After watching Bad Bunny’s halftime show I’m so proud to be an American. Puerto Rico represents! Beautiful Spanish language, people of color filling my TV screen. This is what makes America great and it’s what I will always fight for. #BadBunny

No, Kendall. You afford it by being a media whore like the rest of your family.

Where my Heated Rivalry people at watching the superbowl to listen to commentary talk about deep throats and getting pounded down?