"Fortune hunter, rail agent, and the girl your Mumsie warned you about" #warframefanart #warframe

idk why its so funny to me to run like four games at once for discord quests and just Do Nothing On Any Of Them give me the orbs and fuck off lmao

breakfast out with my boy :3

Okay I looked it up. “submissive and breedable” is a bigoted slur against butch folks.

i love Irritator challengeri and im pretty sure i was one of them in a past life. scientists straight up were like "god damn you were a pain in the ass to fix" and like, samesies

Furlandia PCD got you down? Come check out the next PDX Furmeet on 6/7! t.me/+TI8Uc03l01k... Art thanks to @jaycostumes.bsky.social

i learned that today is Aizen Bleach's birthday when i got on the bus with my cat and there were a pair of really sweet folks with a life-size cardboard cutout of him already on there. because they were taking him out to get cake and visit the waterfront for his birthday. i fucking love humans???

friend got me a vgen code!! \o/ time to fucken uhhhhhhh figure out how to price my art again //headdesk

💜🤍🖤 A sparkling ace spirit dragon~

City Zoo Scrambles To Hide Animals Ahead Of Landlord Visit https://theonion.com/city-zoo-scrambles-to-hide-animals-ahead-of-landlord-visit/

It's never too late

muting some of the accounts i follow for a bit to try and detox from bad news. Witnessing The Horrors is trying to kill me again and last night i was treated to a "WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT YOU" intervention so im trying to cut back on current event coverage that isn't dumb ass memes for a while

I really do need to actually post my art regularly on like. Here and literally anywhere else. I am fueled by validation >_>;;

just did 64 images worth of alt text in the hopes that i can get a vgen code for commissions lmao my brain is Gone for the day

anyone got a #VGenCode this doggo can get their paws on? i do furry, feral, & humanoid art, plus other random stuff like meme redraws, discord emotes, telegram stickers, & Minecraft skins. govt is takin forever w my job & kibble is gettin EXPONSIVE nowadays :( (more examples in🧵, too many choices)

Inspired by the freedom and power of the fandom crossover AMV storytellers on YouTube in 2013

tried to type "warframe" accidentally typed "warcrimes" ...yeah no that tracks

a while ago i mused to myself about how, when you've just escaped hell, purgatory sure looks like heaven until you finally see the pearly gates. it keeps feeling more and more valid as the days go by. i mean, kind of melodramatic too, but like, thats me for you tbh

Oh, you're an alpha? So you're unstable, buggy, and unfit for public release?

guys how do i explain to paypal that the money my mom sent me "for the murder scene" was to buy tampons and not actually concealing a crime

"okay so we have the twink, the twunk, and the baddie" "by cs lewis?"

discussing a potential redwall-based tabletop campaign: "the c plot is just curse of strahd" "he's a vampire bat"

"ok but i need it to not be hwet bc this is a powder" "but i thought this is sparta...?" "no, this is patrick"

"you can call me al" is stuck in my head and putting it on repeat only made it worse hellllllpppppp

moon prince Salem 🐇🌙 (he/him)

the cryptid high lineup so far! who is your favorite ghoul?

tori called me out for enjoying minecraft archaeology because its pretty much gacha mechanics without having to pay for anything then fletcher was like "i thought they just liked digging bc theyre basically a dog" (these are both correct assessments)

✦ Proximity ✦

given that i am now forced to identify as a terrorist due to identifying as transgender, my new pronouns are enemy/of/the/state

put my bearaby on top of fletcher and deactivated him this was at least an hour ago he is still offline lmao

"'super guillotine' is a really weird way to pronounce 'woodchipper'"

girl help gomez addams has vastly misunderstood the concept of cryptocurrency and now he's running a mint out of the graveyard

cat on the max, what will he do??? (dodge fare, mostly. criminyall.)

kind of wondering rn how many people are refreshing the rudy giuliani wikipedia page rn waiting for "is" to change to "was"

Cartoon that flips the "action-adventure series claiming positive gay rep because you can see some lesbians making out in the background once in a while" script and frames a slice of life story about a particularly oblivious gay couple who never notice the save-the-world plot happening around them.

dear websites with logins: when i tick the box that says "keep me logged in" I MEAN *KEEP ME LOGGED IN* motherfuckin placebo effect ass feature i swear to fuck

You're telling me a vibe coded this website?

It's funny enough that I knew what video it would be the moment I read "hear it."

my very favorite Richard Dawkins headline of all time remains “British scientists don't like Richard Dawkins, finds study that didn't even ask questions about Richard Dawkins”

the first between Tidal, Apple, and Spotify to ban AI songs will get a windfall of new subs and the other two will get crumbs

napoleon dynamite is now doing tai chi on the max while jimmy fallon beatboxes for him i fucking love portland

library on shuffle is throwing banger after banger today, apologies to the people subjected to my bad singing and worse dancing but it's a real good day and i ain't gonna waste it

hell yeah you go, guy who looks like Napoleon Dynamite doing tai chi on the max platform. I support ur funky little self-expression