Chelsea fans clearly dont know the rules about shoulder to shoulder

The colour of the Crystal Palace strip seems to be "banana going off"

I would say that if this gives Keir Starmer the opportunity to ditch Shabana Mahmood, that would be a very good outcome for Labour

I am once again thinking of the French girl attempting to say "Burger".

Farage says the results are showing a shift in British politics. Presumably that's a silent f

‘Bye, bye, old friend’: Ted, the dog from Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing, has died aged 13

#Masterchef is better with Anna and Grace than with John and the gurning knobber. Grace seems to lighten the mood a lot as well. And when she likes something, it's like she is having sex with the food, proper unashamed enjoyment

Boxing. Big, manly, macho sport*. So what do they call the prize? A purse. (*apart from the lasses, of course)

Always baffled how they struggle to make mash potatoes on #Masterchef. Absolute doddle. Weird

I see #BBCBreakfast has resumed its normal post-Easter obsession with making small boats its number 1 story. During the build up to local elections. Same again tomorrow and I will be complaining

Maybe the women didn't want to be photographed next to a convicted abuser? The misogyny in the White House in one image. (Reposting with alt-text.)

Bernardo Silva. What. A. Competitor

No doubt Arsenal fans, the most entitled in football, will be immediately calling for Arteta to be sacked.

STAY HUMBLE, EH?

@downham.bsky.social Just been thinking about the importance of Tettenhall. Massive English victory. Power vacuum/fragmentation in York. But Edward/Aethelflaed's response was defensive, burhs. Only when Sihtric retook Dublin and Ragnall appeared did they go on the offensive. Coincidence?

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

Really enjoyed watching The Capture back to back from series 1 onwards. Holliday Grainger is excellent in it

If Iran promise to give Donald a cut of the transit fee racket they set up, he'll sign anything and let the Ayatollah have a turn on Melania as well.

Enjoying Wakey v Wigan. Ref doing well too in an aggressive match

This is so well done. 👌

Wigan Saints derby won by a lad from Kent who has only had one training session with Saints

The most shocking thing about the NASA trip round the moon from the Kennedy Space Centre is that the orange tantrumming toddler Trump has not tried to label any of it with his own name

Erling Braut Haaland and Snorri Sturluson in one sentence? Well, the Norwegian footballer has purchased a rare book from 1594, containing the Icelandic author's compilation of Norwegian kings' sagas - giving this as a gift to his home municipality of Time. More of this! www.nrk.no/sport/erling...

Fucking crazy that Iran is now the one country in the world telling the truth about America!

I see lots of football internationals have already been cancelled this week, thanks to the war launched by the recipient of FIFA's inaugural peace prize, the War Pig Donald J Trump

Trump says he will hit Iran's power plants- oil prices shoot through the roof. Then he postpones on a false claim that there have been talks with Iran. Oil prices go down. Everything EVERYTHING that Trump does is designed to make a stack of cash for him and his mates. War as market manipulation

Saka can now be released from Nico's pocket

No sound on the footy from ITV but plenty for the adverts. Including the advert where it is declared "you are on mute"

So, no, the word 'Easter' doesn't tend to be on the front - and hasn't been for decades Yes, they're called 'Chocolate Eggs' - as they have been since they were invented in the 1870s But yes, the word Easter will be on side or back the box, and all around the shop displays 👍🏻 11/

Well #SNLUK was good. Not every sketch hit home but I quite like that in a live show. The good stuff was better than I expected. Definitely looking like essential viewing. And I hope they don't tone any of it down. Great launch

After Trump disses Starmer, Irish leader Micheál Martin jumps in to defend Starmer and encourages Trump to get along with him. Martin then pivots to defending Ukraine -- a country Trump also dissed earlier in the event.

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

"Iran, which is completely defeated, is disrupting the Strait with the navy and missiles we've completely destroyed and that is unacceptable because it is making the oil price go up, which is good actually, and NATO which I do not support needs to come rescue us immediately. Thank you for your a..."

I generally find the winners of the top prizes to be dire and disappointing. Watched Sinners today and boy did I enjoy it. So that no doubt guarantees that it won't win anything #Oscars

Wow, #BBCBreakfast, gone full on Trump mouthpiece today.

Air forces have a long history of claiming that they can launch pinpoint strikes and win wars on their own. The first is obviously closer than it has ever been. But the second will never happen. It always needs boots on the ground. I'd love to know what Trump's Chiefs of Staff have been telling him

Am I pissed Dubai getting more news time after attacked one time by Shahed drone than Ukraine attacked by Shahed drones daily for now 5 years ? Yeah a little bit

Dear Iran He wants your oil. He's not interested in restoring democracy: he wants a puppet that will do his bidding. Because he wants your oil.

Top oil reserve countries on Earth: 1 - Venezuela ✓ 2- UAE 3 - Iran ✓ 4 - Canada Any questions?

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Hmm what natural resource do Iran and Venezuala have in common that might explain the actions of the Orange Tw*t?

How can #Rush replace such an iconic drummer as Neil Peart. I'll tell you: the way they have done it. Rewatching "Time Machine: Live in Cleveland" and transfixed by how good Neil was. But every Rush fan wants Annika to succeed. There is so MUCH goodwill. Give us your heart and we will give you ours

Private Eye very good this week on Fleet St hindsight

What a thing to say about a sexual assaulter and predator.

Never understood why the CGI is so much better in LOTR than The Hobbit. It's like the tech went backwards, all jerky and obvious

I'm old enough that I watched a healthy girl in my kindergarten class catch polio and was in a wheelchair by 1st grade and she died at 36. She cried all the time because she was in pain. When you die I'm gonna piss on your grave, Del.

Will there be commemorative China? #AndrewMountbattenWindsor #PrinceAndrew #Epstein

Arsenal fans calling for Arteta to be sacked