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@bsky.app needs to make its trending topics more regional. We aren't all living in the USA

Wow. That NRL Final was one of the best games I've ever seen. Brutal

So, since all the clever pundits excitedly said that the main beneficiaries of the Arsenal v City draw were Liverpool, Liverpool haven't won. It's mid October. Stop handing trophies out so early in the season

That Hull KR try was forward. Home fans influencing the ref

That moment when fascists turn up to sporting events and it goes badly wrong for them

American golf fan: GET IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!! Narrator: the ball did not get in the hole

That was the best finals week for Masterchef ever. Everyone seemed to genuinely enjoy it, including John Torode. And Anna Haugh was a perfect choice, really added something. The decision to show the series totally justified in my view

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Absolutely p7ssing myself watching tonight's Taskmaster. Brilliant

I wondered last night if they had got rid of the Gurning Grocer from Masterchef. Looks like they did, based on tonight's episode. You didn't make Finals week, Gregggg

Trump is an absolute half wit. Stupidest world leader ever

Still far too much Yankee doodle stuff being pushed my way on here. It needs to improve what it promotes based on where you live

John Stewart does a state-approved @thedailyshow.com, to demonstrate his deep abiding contrition to the magnificent regime! #JimmyKimmel #StephenColbert #TrumpFascism

Everyone, from big business CEOs to small business owners to highly paid professionals and lowly paid service staff, has urged the Chancellor to tax someone else. From the new Private Eye, out now.

@nikkijayne.bsky.social @rugbyleaguelisa.bsky.social

Two very important graphs. Net migration reached record levels in 2023 - and has since halved. The vast majority of arrivals comprises students and workers. Arrivals in small boats and asylum seekers - less than 5%. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

For a group of people who constantly claim they are being silenced, why won't you shut the fuck up?

"oh no the 2nd amendment means we have the ri-" *smack* SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S CALLED AN AMENDMENT FOR A REASON. YOU CAN FUCKING AMEND IT AGAIN. YOU LITERALLY WROTE AN AMENDMENT TO UNDO AN AMENDMENT IN 1933. STOP BEING SUCH LITTLE PISSY BITCHES.

Oh that? That's the gay alarm, only goes off if you're gay. Congrats btw

Rayner resigned. Your move Farage.

Just wait until the BBC, Sky, Mail, Telegraph, Express, Sun, and GBeebies get hold of this story of obvious and deliberate tax avoidance! JUST WAIT! <waits> <waits some more> <does today's sudoku> www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

WATCH: "Free speech imposter" | Nigel Farage v US Congressman Jamie Raskin #Newsnight www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzl0J-10SJ0

“It struck me as a very bizarre presentation to come here and to advocate for the US to criticise the UK… when it's one of the freest societies on earth.” Democratic Congressman Jamie Raskin on his clash with Nigel Farage over free speech at the US House Judiciary Committee. #Newsnight

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

BBC Breakfast yet again pushing the agenda of a tiny party this morning. Unwatchable

BBC Breakfast has become unwatchable over the last 2 weeks. Should be renamed BBC BreakFarage. Disgracefully imbalanced

Is anybody really surprised an adjudged rapist is blaming the victim of an attack?

Wow BBC Breakfast. Relentless. Every morning promoting Reform's agenda. @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social

The Express is taking a Waiting for Godot approach to the much anticipated mass protests today

My rule of thumb is that a protest is not newsworthy if it draws a smaller crowd then I would get at a Lib Dem event for a session titled 'Why the British Standard for letterboxes is a failure'. But looking at the news, I see my rule of thumb is once again failing.

Devoted mother Lucy Connolly has said she hopes to see her family some time in the next six months, assuming she can fit them in between interviews with right wing shit-stirrers.

This is the great paradox of British politics from 2010 to 2024: that 14 years of dominance by the Conservative Party left a howling void where “conservatism” used to be.

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The way Gregg Wallace gawps with his mouth wide open makes me wonder if he actually knows how to smile. It's odd. Like the old bloke catching a glimpse of the buxom young lass on a seaside postcard

Not sure Zelenskyy should commit to paying $100bn to the US for security garauntees until he's shopped around and seen if protection is being offered at a more affordable price by other players in the space such as the Cosa Nostra, the Crips or the Triads.

Never understood which the Chief Gurner Gregg Wallace was on Masterchef anyway

Trump clearly showing his lack of historical knowledge here. He should have had all the leaders row him on the Dee

Very clear that the various leaders have worked out that the best way to get Trump onside is just to stroke his ego and flatter him. He is that shallow.