Rio Ferdinand is doing a good job in an otherwise awful ceremony

Corruption recognises corruption. F*ck off FIFA

Fuck off Fifa

Why is Robbie Williams dressed like a parma violet?

This FIFA World Cup draw needs Wogan or Graham Norton commentating on it

Just do the fecking draw

Good to see that the heads of FIFA have dispelled the notion that they are a self-serving out of touch corrupt bunch of twats

If FIFA are seriously going to give the orange twat an award, I hope the BBC cuts away

Going thru customs in India today: - Name? - Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin - Occupation? - No, those are self defence militias and Russia is not involved

Wow. It's a real surprise that "the cheque's in the post" ownership group never had the money after all. Total charlatans and liars. Feck off. Salford TID. #SalfordRLFC #SalfordRedDevils Should never have left The Willows

Well fair play to Alex. She went out but she corrected her errors and she should be proud of that #Strictly

This might come down to Shirley #Strictly

Alex to go tonight #Strictly. My guess is bottom 2 with Balvinder but Balvinder has fight in her as she showed in the instant dance

That instant dance on #Strictly was fabulous. Shows how much they have all learnt. Despite the best efforts of the tabloids to knock it, it's still brilliant Saturday night entertainment

Game of Thrones rewatch. Oooh looks they have patched things up with the Freys and having a lovely wedding

@nikkijayne.bsky.social sounds a bit made up but even so

Exactly ⬇️ This 💯......

Who else agrees with me

I hope from now on the BBC are going to shit out breaking news alerts like this when the perpetrator of the crime is from this country, too. It’s almost like they are trying to push an underlying narrative here…..

When someone tells you complex societal challenges have simple answers, they're either stupid or hoping you are. When they say those answers are more cruelty to a certain group, they're also evil and hoping you are.

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

I do like inventing sayings and letting AI interpret them as if they are real. Proper bullsh7t generator

According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.

SUPERB and angrily unvarnished response, by former BBC chairman, Lord Patten. "I don't think that we should allow ourselves to be bullied into thinking that the BBC is only any good, if it reflects the prejudice of the last person who shouted at it." ~AA

Harry Grant has a bit of the devil about him. Like all the best hookers or half backs

Tonight's viewing includes Leslie Ash being taken up the back alley

I know this won't surprise anyone here but Musk's reprogrammed artificial intelligence is spreading misinformation about yesterday's attack on a train

Commentators seem to be watching a different game to me. One of the poorest Aussie touring teams I can remember, despite all the stars, and we never seriously stretched them.

#CelebrityTraitors If Nick and Joe can persuade Cat that they think she is a Faithful, they win. Round 1 they go for Alan and Cat may then wobble. With Alan gone, they go for David. With David gone, they then go for Cat. Guaranteed path to victory

If Andrew doesn’t escape by horse tonight and board a boat to France, where he will attempt to raise an army against his older brother, then he is more or less admitting the accusations are all true. I’m sorry but that’s just the way it works.

Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone? Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate. They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.

This is a surprisingly poor Kangaroos side. And still winning comfortably. Basic errors from both sides

James Graham "Apply lawful violence" ha ha #RLAshes #EngAus

Celebrity Traitors has had proper celebrities on it

Beautiful photographs illustrating a sad story: “We estimate the population at fewer than 20,000 individuals. Perhaps even fewer than 15,000. They are now critically endangered.” www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I ❤️ Viz

@bsky.app needs to make its trending topics more regional. We aren't all living in the USA

Wow. That NRL Final was one of the best games I've ever seen. Brutal

So, since all the clever pundits excitedly said that the main beneficiaries of the Arsenal v City draw were Liverpool, Liverpool haven't won. It's mid October. Stop handing trophies out so early in the season

That Hull KR try was forward. Home fans influencing the ref

That moment when fascists turn up to sporting events and it goes badly wrong for them

American golf fan: GET IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!! Narrator: the ball did not get in the hole

That was the best finals week for Masterchef ever. Everyone seemed to genuinely enjoy it, including John Torode. And Anna Haugh was a perfect choice, really added something. The decision to show the series totally justified in my view

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Absolutely p7ssing myself watching tonight's Taskmaster. Brilliant