Made an asparagus risotto and Matt came home in time to have some and he said it was phenomenal 🤩 We’ve already decided when we live together I’ll be the cook and he will clean. Good job he’s accepting of veggie food!

I hate wearing bras and I don’t really need to other than to make my chest look good. ANYWAY, I just bought an M&S bralette, to go under t-shirts. No wires and no padding and oh my god. Game changer. It’s SO COMFORTABLE.

I’m going to 66 Books next weekend with some girls from book club and I’m so excited! 70% off!

I finally gave in and got some wide legged trousers (white) and yeah they look ace. M&S do multiple lengths in all of their trousers because they’re the bomb.

I just emptied my washing machine filter and it stinks of sulphur 😭

Oooof

I thought I had a day entirely to myself tomorrow but now my boyfriend is coming round and whilst I am very happy about this, I’m also like

Why are women still treated like we don’t know our own minds?! www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Hair has behaved for two days in a row. Unheard of.

YESSSS my old Botox lady is back doing Botox again! 🥳🥳🥳

I’ve nearly finished crocheting all this cardigan and it’s too small. Kill me.

My godmother talked about "threshold paralysis" for those times when guests are leaving home and then end up chatting in the doorway for ages.

Looking for holidays in June (presuming we still have jet fuel then). Cyprus is super cheap but I guess that’s because there’s a travel advisory 🤔

I am a *little* dehydrated.

What a lovely day! Out with my mate for his birthday. We’ve been friends for 22 years this September! 😱

Shhhhh. I’m photosynthesising.

I refuse to believe anyone has ever looked any cooler.

I like to think I’d be a brewer. Women did that.

I had mine done (partial removal, partial repair) because I couldn’t walk for more than 5 minutes without pain. I was going to get early onset arthritis either with or without the surgery, but at least this way I have some good years before I need a new knee! www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

I just had to read this and so do you.

Off today! Going day drinking with my mate for his birthday and the weather looks sublime! ☀️

I really need to stop using Reddit. It’s not good for health anxiety. Not good at all. I should limit my time online, tbh. Just here and Insta. They’re mainly happy places!

You know you train abs a lot when your obliques hurt just from sitting down 🫠

Hahahahaha GOOD

Oh how the turns tabled

Got my ultrasound booked in for next Friday. Attempting to have a full bladder will be fun because I HATE the feeling of needing a wee.

I just read an estimated 1 in 8 women have PCOS but 75% are undiagnosed. That’s mental. I was diagnosed at 14 and I realise I am rare. Unfortunately the male endocrinologist I saw after my initial diagnosis was a cunt and set me up for a lifetime of disordered eating and body dysmorphia 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

An interesting take on birth rates. I have never stopped being terrified of pregnancy.

Apparently my water costs 61p a day. Not bad considering how often I shower and run the dishwasher.

Reality tv and game shows are for people without hobbies.

Love being woken two hours before I need to be by a generator powering someone pressure washing outside 👍🏼

Just seen the trailer for Widow’s Bay and it looks right up my street!

Do you ever discover something new online and then find out over 5 million people follow it and you’re like wtf how am I so out of the loop? This happens to me on a weekly basis lately. And I class myself as terminally online!

The most miserly petition ever, but I’ve signed it! I’ve worked plenty of minimum wage jobs but in only one did I get tipped. And it was the easiest job. Make it make sense. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

Is this really a surprise? I can’t be the only person who stopped reading for years once I was introduced to English Literature classes. SOMETIMES THE CURTAINS ARE JUST BLUE!! www.theguardian.com/books/2026/a...

Right now I’m listening to The Compound by Aisling Rawle. Intriguing concept.

Got another free audiobook trial. Any decent thrillers people recommend? #booksky

Gosh I bought some smoked salmon from Waitrose instead of Aldi and yeah, I see why it costs more. It’s SO much nicer.

The library journey took me on a tour of Sheldon and let’s just say that it’s a *bit* rundown! (That’s a polite way of saying utter shithole.) The library is pretty old though with really old shelves and it smelt amazing in there 😍

Birmingham library book loans are for 4 weeks. This is very exciting news!

The only way to tempt me into the office today is realising the book I need for book club is at the library near the office.

Am I getting old or are the Vaseline Lip Therapy tins harder to open recently?

Someone fetch my glasses for me. I want to remove my contacts but I cba to move.

If I was an MP, I’d be pissed a good 75% of the time I reckon.

Opposed. Oooh I got it right for once! Rhythm is stupid too. I got that one wrong.

hooooo boy www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

Gynae thinks my weird abdominal pain is highly likely to be muscular but they’re gonna book me in for an ultrasound to make sure! She was sooooooo nice.

Not to show off, but: Wordle 1,773 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I mean we kept saying this but nice to see actual data. Not that the TERFs will care.

I can’t take this ‘shooting’ seriously. I don’t trust it was real. This stupid timeline is turning me into a conspiracy theorist.