Interesting that they’re all gunning for Ross too.

I really don’t like Amanda. I bet she was a right PITA as a copper. #TheTraitors

Judy just said ‘there’s nowt more precious than children’ and I would like to remind people that dogs are more precious. #thetraitors

Mom tried the masala beans I had made and came away coughing; I said I was considering adding hot sauce. I left Matt the rest of my curry the other day cos to me it just tasted like tomato sauce, he text me to say ‘wow, it’s got a kick’. 🌶️🌶️🌶️

What amazes me is how quickly people are losing either the confidence or the willingness to complete basic human tasks.

it's 2026 and British schoolkids probably don't know how to: Use the choke on a car Operate a loom Go up a chimney to clean it Have a tin bath in front of the fire Piss into a rolled up newspaper at a football match

Lol. Shocking. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Because I am fed up of the adverts on Instagram, I made this. My memes are still stuck in 2010.

Got a two week trial of Apple Fitness and just did a strength workout. It’s pretty good. And I like how it integrates with my Apple Watch.

Hi randomers: stop reposting my personal posts. That earns you an insta-block.

I hope this is the end of bottles being served with sparklers. Fuck’s sake. This morning I saw a photo on insta of people holding up bottles of fizz with sparklers in. Taken by a friend last night in a bar in Cape Town. How fucking stupid?!

Imagine how disappointed the kids who are doing "6 7" now will be, when they find out about 9-5.

Right. I am going to make this work for me. We don’t have any set times to go in, so to me that means 11-1 😆 I’ll also be staying in London or Manchester 3 days on the trot a month, so I’m booking hotels with gyms and pools and claiming loyalty points.

One of my main issues with going ‘back to the office’ is it’s completely fucked up my routines. I don’t know when I’m going to be able to fit the gym in and I also have to think about buses and stuff. Argh!

Contender for quote of the episode 🤣 #thetraitors #traitors

Can someone explain to me why Scotland gets tomorrow off and we don’t? Do they have more bank holidays than us? This is UNACCEPTABLE.

Book stores and review sites: stop putting fantasy and sci fi together. They are not the same!

Ross is very nice to look at. He also has one of the largest mouths I think I’ve ever seen. #TheTraitors

Hahahahahahahahaha

Wooo Sex Meridian.

Just had a Maccies (vegan). Zero regrets.

Just woken up. Ahhhh.

Really enjoying the fact I have not received a single Teams message so far this week.

I want to make margaritas tonight and I never do it well. Can someone send me their foolproof recipe.

Imagine if Suzie swaggered into the Torygraph on a Sunday and casually banged out a "This Must be the Year Britain Imprisons and Medically Tortures Adults Against Their Will." Or maybe "This Must be the Year Britain Disappears an Entire Social Group." The word "ideology" does a lot of heavy lifting.

I do wonder how many trans people these people know. I can guarantee it’s less than one.

If this is real, I’m assuming he’s recently watched Together and wishes that for himself and this woman.

Will I turn my laptop on today?

Assassin in a world of magic. Yes.

so brilliant in this documentary: the point that education is supposed to create a level playing field which selects for the brightest minds & hardest workers. many of those minds are, by this evidence, in Kenya. but their work bolstering false self-images of North American and European people.

Why you shouldn’t text whilst distracted by the tv: a cautionary tale.

Butt Marriage Anal Hmmmmmm

Gonna do veganuary and Dry Jan and try and be extra fucking healthy, so in prep I’ve signed up to Green Chef again to stop me from having to go shopping and getting tempted. Then I go skiing and it’ll be all downhill from there! 🧀🫕🍷🍾 (Geddit?!)

IT’S VERY COLD AND I AM NOT VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT.

I’ll do it. Pay me just a tiny million, promise to do what I say, and I will mitigate all risks by closing the company down and setting fire to all its code.

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - no one who is against HS2 has ever used the West Coast Mainline. I’ve never known a train to arrive into Birmingham New Street on time. Ever.

People who are obsessed with their work so much that they post photos of the office on Instagram are strange, aren’t they. I could understand it if you worked for a non-profit or something, but not a regular capitalist enterprise.

Me looking at who’s on annual leave tomorrow

I am back at my parents’. I have a baking cheese in the oven and a vinho verde in a glass. Dunno why I ever moved out!

I chose right.

Just saw a bloke standing in the middle of the tram tracks pouring a miniature whisky into a bottle of Coke. #birmingham

I’ve totally gone off vaping lately. Which is lowkey awesome. Thanks, brain!

Yeah I scrub up alright.

I know nothing about Bardot other than I’m a fan of the neckline she gave her name to.

Got a cold and I have bottomless brunch. Pray for me.

When your mate says her Xmas day was shit apart from the message you sent her 😭😭😭

Stated watching Changing Ends. Surprised I’d never heard of it before. It’s pretty funny.

This is a great piece. We’ve lived through a lot in the last 25 years. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Oh dear.