Taking the Steam Deck over to Matt’s in prep for tonight’s sports ball. I shall be making sushi instead of watching. (Playing Dave The Diver)

Fucking hell 🫠🤦🏼‍♀️ Mom has got a mammoth brushing job on her hands!

Someone at work put out a poll to the creatives to see if we would be interested in having AI summarise the comments on our design files. Every single person said either ‘no way’ or ‘meh’. Not one other person was up for it.

Why does Chiltern only run hourly trains between Brum and London on the weekend? It’s so very inconvenient.

It’s cloudy!!

Ok, body positivity: I have actual biceps now. They are genuinely popping. From just 5kg weights!

Just been to see Lily Allen. She was WONDERFUL. It’s like a play. I was enraptured!

People who queue single file in pubs should be banned from pubs.

I’m wearing a crop top with no bra because HOT and I have never felt more self conscious and chubby.

Ok today we tested out the keep windows and curtains closed. Yesterday the upstairs hit 29 with curtains closed, windows open. Today with both closed it’s hit 31. And today is cooler. So I call bullshit! The trick works for the downstairs but not the upstairs.

Do we think breezy shorts and a crop top OR a breezy dress is a better choice for a gig tonight?

🥳🥳 Wordle 1,832 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Matt just called ‘because I wanted to hear your voice’ 😭😭😭

I just read a review of a game that said the humour is too childish and dirty and ‘only a man would enjoy it’. And I’m like

Ok NOW the outside temperature is divine. A warm breeze as well.

I’ve reached the age where for some things, I’m telling my mom how to cook. I think this means I’m a real grown up.

My little toenail’s fallen off. I’ve had to paint the quick 👍

Read 250 pages of Carrie Soto Is Back today. Don’t think I’ve ever read so much in a day! Could have probably finished it but wanted to save some for tomorrow. Taylor Jenkins Reid is soooooo good at sucking you in. #booksky

Went to the drs about a mole; I couldn’t work out if it had changed. Dr immediately told me it’s benign but he will remove it anyway. So that’s put my anxious mind at rest!

The Jewellery Quarter Festival on 11 July looks good! Will be there if we aren’t too hungover from Friday’s cocktail weekend shenanigans!

My parents are attempting to pay for this car they’re buying and I’ve never witnessed two grown adults make such a hash of it.

I go braless at every opportunity. Good luck to my big titted friends in this weather 🫡

The peak temperature in 1976 was 35.9°C That doesn't even make the top 10 of UK record temperatures. The 1911 record stood for 79 years The 1990 record stood for 13 years The 2003 record stood for 16 years The 2022 record may be broken this week, after 4 years 2/

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Feels like 41 😫 www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Willow is loving the fan.

Basa tacos for tea. They were delicious, cooking them was not.

Joe Lycett tickets bought for next year!

This feels hotter than when it hit 40 degrees.

I KNEW IT!!

My dad’s just done a part exchange for a brand new red MX5. My mom is BUZZING. He only decided to do this like two days ago.

I love the heat but even I’m struggling. ‘Heat dome’ describes it so well.

I’m on a work call and we’ve just been chatting for 20 minutes. Nobody can be bothered in this weather.

Bedroom is 29 degrees 🫠

No but we need another data centre lads.

We have a word in Birmingham for a massive moth: a ‘Bob Howler’ My dad just said ‘ooooh that’s a right Bobby Dazzler’ 😆

This was me for a couple of hours after 4pm. Bliss.

Just grabbed 3 months of Audible for nothing along with a £10 Audible voucher. I’ve used Audible a lot and I don’t think I’ve ever paid more than £5 total for it. www.audible.co.uk/ep/prime-day

I’ve tried that ‘trick’ of closing the windows and the (blackout) curtains during the day and I can report it does SWEET FA. Maybe it works if the room you’re trying to cool is north facing, but absolutely no chance at both mine and my parents’.

It’s like snow!

GRETA, PLEASE, MY SWEAT GLANDS, THEY CAN ONLY SWEAT SO MUCH.

Today’s plan is to sit outside in the shade with a fan on me and crochet. Hot tub is also full of cold water so I’ll take a few dips in there too. So lucky to have the option to come to my parents’. My flat hits around 43 degrees in this weather. New builds are a joke.

Bought dad some 7 star Metaxa and it’s actually quite nice?! Maybe this is my slow introduction into liking neat spirits. I want to be that cool older woman who drinks whiskey on the rocks.

I started a workout outside (it had clouded over). Then it started raining so I continued it inside. HOLY SWEATBALLS.

What a piece of shit.

I’ve made tuna ceviche and it is banging. I think that’ll be going on regular rotation.

When your dad’s an antiques dealer and you make a pile of your requests from the latest box.

Finally landed! Here’s a good pic, taken at 02:30 over the West Midlands. Shows how we never have full night this time of year.

Oh we are finally moving. Only 45 minutes late 😩

Hahahahaha we’re fucking cooked.