a guy

when i started worshiping this spider deity i did not expect there to be this many eggs laid in my chest cavity

got my shit absolutely rocked by the used bookstore today

alexa play mutt by blink-182

wow

dumping 2100 words into something that absolutely does not need it

so autistic that the official bluesky account had to explain a joke to me

every few days I get to choose what to read next and it’s delightful

i'm the first member of special forces to be emo

once again I am drowning in notifications for speaking truth to power

so autistic that the official bluesky account had to explain a joke to me

*brandishing my iNaturalist profile like it’s some sort of report card* see I DO go outside!!!

reaching that stage of editing a manuscript where I’m literally blind to what’s actually in there or whether or not it is good

everything I’ve learned about ships and seafaring has been against my will

you must say hi to the cat when you walk past it. this is the LAW.

how incredible that we get to get to put our stamp on existence for these brief moments. what an honor

hot bitches always rocking a crippling electrolyte imbalance

my novel LUCIANUS comes out in ONE MONTH! it can still be preordered through the Space Wizard BackerKit, but listings are now going up on all the usual platforms. if you like D&D-inspired wizards and character-driven queernormative adventures, this one’s for you! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...

my novel LUCIANUS comes out in ONE MONTH! it can still be preordered through the Space Wizard BackerKit, but listings are now going up on all the usual platforms. if you like D&D-inspired wizards and character-driven queernormative adventures, this one’s for you! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...

the feeling when even just one person reads your work and really loves it and GETS it…now that shit’s the real magic

proud owner of the baby weight dumbbell section at the gym

well I’ve just read and understood the phrase “great american doomed yaoi” and I think I need to go lay down

i will say knowing magic and spells and having arcane knowledge seems cool but once you become a real wizard you learn the real magic is empathy

And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth

add me to your group chats at your peril

me: damn I got like three novels within striking distance of being done, I should finish those my brain: okay but have you considered outlining a completely irrelevant new thing concerning pirates???

once again conscious and ready to absorb the full human experience

reminder that my fantasy novel LUCIANUS can be preordered (ebook or paperback) in this project, as well as loads of other upcoming queer SF/F! anything from the Space Wizard back catalogue is also available in the add-on section.

did literally one leg exercise at the gym yesterday and now I can’t move 😭 exposed as a leg day skipper

garden: weeded ✅ lawn: mowed ✅ birdbath: filled ✅ ginormous fucking hornets: avoided ✅

monday

me: fuck my TBR pile is tall right now the brainworms: yeah but like buy a doorstopper Russian novel and read that instead

today is the day some shit happens

WAKE UP BABE, NEW BOOK COVER JUST DROPPED 📚💙📚🪐

WAKE UP BABE, NEW BOOK COVER JUST DROPPED 📚💙📚🪐

ONE OF THE MANY WAYS I AM IN SERVICE OF THIS TIMELINE

yeah I’m putting that hot take back in the drafts lmao you saw nothing

reminder that my fantasy novel LUCIANUS can be preordered (ebook or paperback) in this project, as well as loads of other upcoming queer SF/F! anything from the Space Wizard back catalogue is also available in the add-on section.

anyways the mountain laurel is blooming ☀️

anyways the mountain laurel is blooming ☀️

elder scrolls fans currently deluding themselves into thinking the VI reveal will happen this Sunday

in my “making forward progress” era for pride month

in a heated argument with myself to get at least a few hundred new words on the page

how does this guy have 300k followers looking like the headmaster of a chicken strip plantation

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

im a gold star human (never even installed league of legends, let alone played it)

damn I’ve cut like 25% out of the first half of this draft and honestly thank god, that shit was way too slow

saluting the pride flag outside the bank while j.p. morgan sucks my dick

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ happy gay month 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈