pronouncing testosterone so it rhymes with rice-a-roni

looks like it’s going to be a writing outside day again ☀️

what did Terry Pratchett mean by this

one of the scarcer SF books I own, I haven’t read it yet so I still have no idea what’s going on in the cover lol 💙📚🪐📚

one of the scarcer SF books I own, I haven’t read it yet so I still have no idea what’s going on in the cover lol 💙📚🪐📚

just want like a 6” diameter pondering orb, is that really too much to ask

car dealership gotta be in the bottom 20 places a human would ever want to spend time, right?

It's May 1st! Have you backed up your writing lately? All of it? Including that file of notes you keep because you don't know where they'll fit but you can't bring yourself to delete them? 💙📚

threw 2000 words into the void and the void said “I don’t want these”

maybe this has something to do with me…😈

going absolutely rabid ordering 300$ worth of garden plants while I’m supposed to be writing

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

I learned the power of words at a young age. One of my first memories is guessing letters to spell a word in order to save a man from death by hanging.

*opening google docs* bet you didn’t expect to see me again, fucko

weekdays: computer work weekends: outside work not a bad rotation (until it gets too hot anyway)

waking up to a paragraph-long LotR question from my dad lol

for some reason my s/o and I have decided to watch Daniel Radcliffe’s entire non-HP filmography back to front, so I guess I’ll do a thread to have somewhere to put my thoughts?

the issue is that I am only partially arab but will rawdog six hours in the sun no sunscreen as if I am full arab

it’s that time of year where since there’s no actual way to watch World’s Strongest Man live, thousands of us around the world stare at an online results spreadsheet all day

once again the demons have had their way with me (I wrote 1600 words on something completely irrelevant)

it’s just me and 95,000 words of pure ass against the world

weird to have a book actually coming out soon. like, its no longer a secret little stash of the good stuff I keep and dispense to friends when the need arises. it’s literally going to be available to everyone. whenever.

unfortunately I think I will have to behave myself

manifesting: 🍀 🕯 🕯 🪄 good news 🪄 🕯 and good times 🕯 ✨ holy fuck ✨ 🕯 🕯 🍀

I don’t usually toot my own horn because of my vast ocean of modesty, but the three books I’m dropping this year features my best works to date. Safe Haven is already out, Swine Nation will drop this summer, and People Die at Danger Park comes out later this year! 🌈📚🪐📚💙

hey i saw you on Fartr the app for fucking farting

depositing 2000 words of lies and deceit to keep things interesting

over halfway on my 2026 reading goal, which is tempting me to increase it, but I don’t think I will. it’s not the sort of thing I want to make difficult, you know? 💙📚

you’ll think you’ve got a guitar riff figured out and then you get absolutely owned by a 12 year old on ultimate guitar dot com

gay wizard but like kinda stupid about it

putting one (1) native plant in my yard, don’t worry guys, earth is saved

a grandma at the go-kart track yesterday accosted me to compliment how fast I was, so needless to say I don’t need any other validation this week

I see bluesky is still gasping for air

waaaaooooowww flowers!

the air is swamp

it’s just me and 95,000 words of pure ass against the world

resisting to urge to sit in the front yard watching my first tulip open like it’s a championship sporting event

tomorrow I WILL clean up the pergola so I can maybe do some work outside

You might as well attempt to string 60,000 words together because what else do you have going on?

springtime bitch

it’s the sort of day where you can just feel how hot and muggy it’s going to be later

does anyone know anything about getting out of an iranian prison

slowly and excruciatingly producing 500 words to pretend I can actually do this shit

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

wow so apparently I’ve done so much editing and rewriting that I’ve forgotten how to just write new prose lmao

Stop trying to make hwæt happen.

anyway, should I add like six books to my physical TBR pile or…?

it’s Europe’s Strongest Man today, which means I will be spending the next several hours fighting British people on Reddit

kinda want to write lesbians but I’m stuck writing gays for a while longer 😩