the results are in for all of bluesky

novel write reading myself fuck BOOKS draft brain BOOK shit whatever yeah that sounds about right

spotify woke up and chose violence today I see

my Spotify wrapped is going to be so embarrassing lmao

overheard a trainer at the gym pushing Ozempic to his client, a woman whose BMI was like 27 at absolute max. insanely brainrotted behavior.

crazy when you read a book and it forces you to think about stuff

The ones who “Quiet Quit” Omelas

reread some of my WIP today and this shit is so fire, I cannot wait until you can read this

there are at least two other houses on my street that have christmas lights up so needless to say we are engaging in Battle

so does anyone actually own a folding smartphone or was that just like a bit

fiance made the mistake of asking for something to read “about witches” and got eight books dumped into his lap

predictive text can suck my nuts

as a known practitioner of “vibes baking” this morning has been somewhat chaotic for me

one of my toxic traits is that I would honestly love to be in a turkey trot family

slow loris

“Goodreads readers are loving (insert paid placement here)” brother I’m pressing X because I’m fucking doubting

sooner or later we all have to try and read Dune and let me tell you, I have been putting that shit OFF

as a strongman fan it’s hilarious to watch Eddie Williams absolutely nuke all of our best competitors in Instagram followers just because he was on Physical: Asia

part of being a millennial is repeatedly yelling “PIVOT” when moving any piece of furniture and giggling like it’s the funniest shit anyone’s ever heard

we have but few forms of actual wizardry available to us and the written word is one of them

cat is approaching that age where he sleeps so deeply you gotta check every now and then to make sure he’s not dead

Lucianus:

good morning to all those who are hot, funny, and/or irreversibly embroiled in the lives of fictional people

just found a bunch of my writing from years ago that I was pretty sure had disappeared! it’s not good but it is Mine and I was not happy to have lost it

ngl Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday and it’s not close

starting a research experiment to determine if testosterone therapy will make me funnier

stunlocking a Pokémon guy by telling him your favorite starter is pikachu

absolutely don’t want dinner but absolutely DO want a pint of applesauce

don’t have that dog in me but I assure you he is somewhere in the vicinity

crazy how much I can read when I’m not writing 4k words a day lol

blink-182 once said “nana nana nanaaaa nananana” and I think we should all remember that

really trying to think of a better way to gas up my or my friends’ novels other than saying “this book FUCKS”

not a soul in this scandal has good prose

this website reminds me way more of tumblr than twitter, not quite sure why yet but it has something to do with the way your mutuals end up mattering to you a little more because it actually took some effort to connect with them

but you’ve hardly touched your sense of well-being and whimsy

imma call this bitch done

in my current WIP, he’s a lying sack of shit and hides it beneath this sort of tentative, ‘soft boi’ exterior. infuriating, really.

three coffees no lunch and 5% of the manuscript to go

taking a whole lot of Ls in the sleep department these days

who allowed there to be a mushroom this fucking big

I really do be saying “I’ve got blisters on me fingers” far too often for someone who is a known Beatles hater

seized by a sudden and inexplicable desire for sideburns

the issue is that I could both consume and produce nothing but toxic vampire relationship media for the rest of my life and be completely content

what did i tell you about talking about dialectic materialism in front of the hoes man

the absolute crack hit that comes from finally dnfing a book you’re not liking and picking up something else that immediately turns out to be straight fire

only on ultimate guitar dot com do you find a 2024 comment starting a fight with a comment from 2011 on a tab written by a twelve year old in 2006

me: this draft won’t be that long, maybe 95k words me, a week later:

might go a little insane, as a treat

*plucking flower pedals* it's so over, we're so back, it's so over, we're so back, it's so over FUCK

what powerscaling tier do you guys think the chudler falls on