(borat jovi voice) it's my wife

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

every day I chant to myself “don’t start reading the Horus Heresy book” as if it’s some kind of charm that will protect me from evil

bruh

sometimes I think I’m not a very good writer, and then sometimes I read an actual mess of a traditionally published book and think “huh, maybe the bar isn’t that high after all…”

no bluesky, at no point will I be going live. if you stay tuned long enough though, I will eventually be going dead. that could be interesting.

flirting with people so I can get them to read my work

ahahahaHAHAHA FUCK

about to become someone who only reads forgotten novels from the 1930s and 1940s I’m afraid

making friends is actually really easy. just start talking. say words. keep doing that. boom. wow. someone loves your shit.

man there is just so much I wish wasn’t happening lmao

drawing a map. mad about it.

revising 8,000 words of pure slop into something that will at least piss everyone off

in my current WIP…his whereabouts when his daughter was born 🤣

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

absolutely TERRIFYING numbers of notifications today, is this what the reply guys do it for

in public thinking “why the fuck are you staring at me” full well knowing there are a dozen reasons they could be staring at me and most of them are my own fault

bluesky is all about saying something insane into the void and hearing 2-3 people go “yeah!” in the distance

"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u

one good crank on that medieval stretching torture device could fix me

I’ve got a few of these books left, so if you want an autographed copy with some extra goodies, hit me up.

conjuring 500 words to intimidate my opps

Think this is a post we can all get behind.

lol I have no idea how to write

really been indulging the airplane autism to an obnoxious degree. read four new books on the subject and have been yoinking and steampunkifying aircraft from 1935-1945ish.

one of these days I’m going to start reading the horus heresy and then we’re going to have real problems

my favorite books are always the ones that fully fuck my shit up tbh

just a friendly reminder that reading should be fun

I wasn’t joking about becoming one of those nuts that knits with super long needles tucked into the armpit by the way, these bad boys are LONG

why does cutting a story down to fit a word count always feel like some sort of dark souls boss battle

just gonna eat leaves for lunch like some kind of Animal

aaaaahhhh what the fuck do I even work on today

this is it boys, this is where it all goes to big shit 💙📚 (actually every part of the Silmarillion is where it goes to big shit but whatever)

once again I am thinking about getting mad about having to draw a map

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boutta start referring to hrt as “updating my drivers”

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writing is all about having a tab of 1940s slang open right next to a tab about the effects of hypoxia at various altitudes

honestly the fact that Tolkien never finished the Silmarillion himself is a damn tragedy, some of the best shit he ever conceived is in there

me every time jerry complains about not being verified:

back to work on second draft stuff! also brainstorming a rewrite for something else, but that is very much on the back burner for now. #queerwriters #writingcommunity #lgbtqwriters

okay but do they even know that the original Minas Tirith was a tower fortress built by Finrod Felagund on Tol Sirion during the Siege of Angband? bro? where are you going?

conjuring 1500 words to scare the hoes

man I don’t want to grow up big and strong, I want to wear fluffy socks and play microsoft flight simulator

FUCK

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

they don’t even know that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in Illúvatar bro

miniature paints arrive tomorrow I am in TROUBLE

the knitting I’ve been doing recently. back panel of a cardigan for my s.o., he picked the colors