why is there a specific genre of bots (they HAVE to be bots right??) that exists just to appear in the comments of love songs on yt and go "my husband & I loved this song for our [INSERT # OF YEARS] together before he passed in [YEAR] after a long battle with [HORRIBLE DISEASE]"?

I'm gettin' too old to be doin' silly things like slipping on wet floors and falling on my ass. My bones and joints don't like that anymore.

recalling these images as i scroll by art of viktor being drawn as a prey animal and jayce as a predator for the 500th time. just, yknow. pondering the absurdity of it all

could you kiss me on the lips really quick it’s uhm (looks at scribbles on my hand) fanfic research

MORIARTY THE PATRIOT MONSTER FUCKING MONTH 2025 Presented by me, @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social and @shmarr.bsky.social. Prompts in the attached graphic & alt text. Choose a combination of one or both prompts on each day and create something!

sketching!! #tgcf

화성🦊

I dont think I've eaten a fast food breakfast combo since covid started and today on a whim in the Timmies drive thru I ordered one and it was still early enough that everything was fresh(ly thawed and heated) and when I tell you

#TGCF #Ruoye #Eming

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

I am not allowed to do tours. ☹️

is "Trump was an FBI informant gathering info on Epstein" an internet joke or a story the admin is actually trying to sell? because if it's the latter & his blithering credulous worshipers eat it up like they eat every other bit of shit he feeds them I will actually climb onto a rooftop & scream

I loved this scene in #tgcf and was inspired to draw it out due to a silly post i saw. #Fengxin #muqing #quanyizhen #peiming #heavenofficialsblessing

I suppose what we're really learning is that comrades need to get incredibly, unbelievably jacked, not only because they'll be really strong when the revolution comes but because they'd be SUPER heavy and basically each occupy 5 or 6 officers at a time

can't believe the internet changed the meaning of "daddy" so entirely that I had to rename my own father, and has now come for the humble henchman and stolen the word "goon," but it has yet to latch on to the low-hanging fruit that is the phrase "toot your own horn"

#yuumori 手袋ドゥルドゥルにしすぎた

A lot of my bottom headcanon are purely spite against the twinkifying of the thinner character in the ship. I’m balancing the scale.

kind of baffled by what's happening rn cuz the kind of censorship suddenly springing up everywhere seems to clash so much with capitalism. like do companies actually find it more profitable to cater to people who won't buy anything because everything is evil than to people who buy weird porn art?

Viktor did not choke Jayce out twice and throw him around like a ragdoll for Jaycw to be called the daddy dom is this relationship

This is so Liam to Sherlock 😭😂

who they're calling a daddy dom btw

I had to do a quick art on this #CaitlynKiramman #Arcane #viktorarcane #jayvik #JayceTalis

still slapping myself for the time like two years ago when a woman a foot taller than me and dressed like a lumberjack got me to compare hand sizes with her by pressing palms together in the middle of a store aisle and I just did nothing with that except giggle awkwardly. RIP to me.

actually crazy that I'm like "oh yeah no I would not feel safe crossing the border into that country even though I am a citizen of it, because my socmed accounts are full of stuff about how terrible its leader is haha" and I'm talking about a country that likes to style itself as THE democracy

No but seriously in the likely event that he's fine, we should all just keep indefinitely acting like it happened. Just carry that bit right on until it does actually happen. It would drive him (more) insane.

okay but DO we have proof of life? is something actually going on or this just a bit the internet is doing? should I make a cake?

we must harness the power of teenagers making fun of things for good

students today loved my genAI policy (the one that includes the phrase "a fascist environmental catastrophe disguised as a plagiarism machine") and then proceeded to dish disdainfully on their other profs who are pro-AI. HEY PROFS GUESS WHAT? 18 year olds are making fun of you for your AI boosterism

"why is this one damn fork always dirty?" she asked, as for the billionth time she lifted the same slightly smudged fork from the cutlery drawer and then put it right back in instead of moving it two feet to the left and into the dishwasher

Let it be known if there are no sub top hua cheng enjoyers in this world it means i have died

seeing all the other exvangelical millennials celebrate the death of James Dobson and talk about the horrible impact he had on their lives has made me really grateful for my parents.

I am always covered in assorted bruises earned between working an active job and being a clumsy disaster but now I have somehow managed to bruise my boob and this is simply not to be borne.

this stuff is downright thrilling to me yeeeessssss workers banding together to remind the government who it works for and remind the corporations who keeps them running. more of this please. canadianlabour.ca/canadas-labo...

If you want it to be easier to become an artist, here are some things to demand instead of generative AI: Flexible work hours Four day work weeks Universal basic income Living wages for artists Free arts education Those things will give you time, and with it, you can become an artist 7/7

hell yeah union refusing government order to go back to work like damn if the government can just tell you to stop striking and you *listen* what is even the point

he literally said it with that exact kind of energy i hate it here lmao

every time I actually listen to Trump talk I start involuntarily snarling. Like I'm just sitting there staring at the screen baring my teeth and barely noticing I'm doing it

🦋❤️ #hualian #tgcf

i do not like the feeling i have about this stupid Alaska meeting. i am foreboded in a way i can't articulate but that's different from the constant everyday foreboding of the current state of affairs. i hope i am silly.

was just informed i need to bring my car in to have her engine shampooed. what a diva.

HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING

I am in my mid-thirties and I still remember the difference between "desert" and "dessert" solely because a teacher in 2nd or 3rd grade said something like "you want seconds of dessert so it has a second s."

loosely on the subject of lrp i have absolutely been won over to ships i hadn’t been interested in by people who were cool about it. i have never been won over by someone whose primary approach to their ship is trashing or bitching about the “competition”

I don't think I need to remind it, but I don't judge people on what they ship, only on how they behave. You may ship my fav ship; if you act like an asshole, I don't want to see you around me.

Sometimes you just gotta wander the horse barn at the fair giving polite unobtrusive greetings to a bunch of horses who are already so done with this shit, until you find that one horse that's like "Hey. You. Yeah, you. 300 people have already pet me today and so help me you're next."

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

kitten surprise 🤗