Napoleon dynamite once said, “never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake”

a rising tide lifts all boats, so how about lifting all the big boats out of the harbour and up into the air, that will make all the small boats go up too. -Ronald Reagan, a man who knew nothing about economics or Archimedes' Principle.

Last time a US president need ball room so badly, it was Lyndon Johnson. youtu.be/tiDxhgwxqgQ

what are you smoking for 4/20? Wrong answers only

warehouse fires are no laughing matter. They normally only do that when the owners are under extreme financial distress

The AI is learning. It knows that Trump would absolutely resurrect his dead buddy Jeffrey Epstein over, say, that girls school he murdered, or his dead wife Ivana who he buried on his golf course or his brother who drank himself to death after Donald and his father forced him to work with them.

OK, now what if... The blockade of Cuba, but... now hear me out... the entire planet can't have oil, gas, fertiliser or aluminium?

Bipartisanship has been restored

It would be hella funny if Pope Leo declared an Avignon presidency.

Special Report from Artemis: www.vice.com/en/article/i...

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

shit man, the Onion predicted the Moon Landing 57 YEARS before it happened... theonion.com/july-21-1969...

googoo dolls iris voice

happy st patricks day where somehow St Patrick got all the snakes out of Ireland. Don't ask how.

All profiteering. Some businessmen, somewhere, have found out how to make money selling memberships, equipment, uniforms, trips, even livestreams of games. Hell you can't even take a camcorder to such games because they want you to watch THEIR for-profit livestreams.

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

tag yourself. I'm Glenallen Mixon.

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

the first Starship test launch since SpaceX's recent acquisition of xAI has silenced critics who had flatly dismissed as "deranged," "moronic," and "impossible to even parse, conceptually" the idea that a rocket could explode on the launch pad antisemitically

smokin on that shit that made Andy Kaufman.

Who up Jobbing my Italian?

Who up caning my citizen?

You helped Bono find what he's looking for? I helped Devo whip it into shape

he had someone remove his mugshot and also add articles on other Jeffrey Epsteins to dilute his google search results

The Epstein files have revealed that Elon Musk is so uncool that Jeffrey Epstein cancelled his holiday at his private island just so he wouldn't have to party with him.

and the penguin's footprints had disappeared. And I wondered why the penguin's footprints had disappeared. and the penguin said "damn get off the damn mushrooms and get inside, you are tripping balls and I am in ANTARCTICA".

You gave mine to child kidnappers. Disgrace.

i thought the president would do something that would distract people from the virality of Bus Thread but somehow he managed to do the exact opposite

uh, he just threatened Norway because Denmark wouldn't give him Greenland and Norway gave the Nobel Peace Prize to a Venezuelan woman who then gave it to him because she thought he could install her as president of Venezuela and he took it and didn't make her president. So... about normal I guess.

Disturbing question: All these people getting deported from the US, how many of them are actually winding up in the countries they came from?

Nobel Peace … bribe.

Trump is apparently sueing the guy who called him a paedophile protector. Dershowitz is on the legal team, his brilliant argument is "technically, he's protecting ephebophiles"

The omniscandal is getting so bad that any of these scandals dwarfs every big scandal of the past. The Maduro kidnapping is basically Noriega plus Pinochet plus the freaking Teapot Dome, except so amateurish that they couldn't even replace the government.

Leslie Nielsen is hilarious. The way he took that tsunami to the face is unbeatable. #poseidon72

make a bond movie academic: Linguistics: It's pussies, and there's eight of them.

OK now hear me out: What about Jake Paul v Andrew Tate?

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU, GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, CHARLIE BROWN!

One question about the Clinton/Trump thing, did Clinton do that thing with the cigar with Trump too?

of course women don't like the cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's this

Every time I see Peter Thiel, he looks more and more like an AI generated version of himself, his skin getting tighter and damper every single iteration.

Poor Donald He couldn't get the Nobel literature prize for Art of the Deal He couldn't get the Physiology and Medicine prize for discovering the link between autism and Tylenol He couldn't get the Economics prize for tariffs Or the peace prize for peace in Palestine Perhaps he can try for Physics.

I forgot that yesterday was the 21st.

1/ So now that people are talking about both Blackstone & Blackrock, lemme tell yall about the time I sat in on one of Blackrocks meetings. When I was a consultant, I was known for being able to be in any environment & help things run smoothly. The execs HATED one of the principal consultants,

Mandy Patinkin, the eternal mensch. #FreePalestine ❤️

Plot twist: Epstein never killed himself, he’s been living in trump’s head all along

Perhaps Elon should try not moving fast and breaking things, but waiting till everything was ready to move fast and staying intact? #spacex #starship

Seen this going around but I’m Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George

@iwriteok.bsky.social I think I found another bastard for you, one of Epstein's buddies have literally destroyed a town. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT12... I don't know if you've covered him before, but there's more to him than this.

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.