You helped Bono find what he's looking for? I helped Devo whip it into shape

he had someone remove his mugshot and also add articles on other Jeffrey Epsteins to dilute his google search results

The Epstein files have revealed that Elon Musk is so uncool that Jeffrey Epstein cancelled his holiday at his private island just so he wouldn't have to party with him.

and the penguin's footprints had disappeared. And I wondered why the penguin's footprints had disappeared. and the penguin said "damn get off the damn mushrooms and get inside, you are tripping balls and I am in ANTARCTICA".

You gave mine to child kidnappers. Disgrace.

i thought the president would do something that would distract people from the virality of Bus Thread but somehow he managed to do the exact opposite

uh, he just threatened Norway because Denmark wouldn't give him Greenland and Norway gave the Nobel Peace Prize to a Venezuelan woman who then gave it to him because she thought he could install her as president of Venezuela and he took it and didn't make her president. So... about normal I guess.

Disturbing question: All these people getting deported from the US, how many of them are actually winding up in the countries they came from?

Nobel Peace … bribe.

Trump is apparently sueing the guy who called him a paedophile protector. Dershowitz is on the legal team, his brilliant argument is "technically, he's protecting ephebophiles"

The omniscandal is getting so bad that any of these scandals dwarfs every big scandal of the past. The Maduro kidnapping is basically Noriega plus Pinochet plus the freaking Teapot Dome, except so amateurish that they couldn't even replace the government.

Leslie Nielsen is hilarious. The way he took that tsunami to the face is unbeatable. #poseidon72

make a bond movie academic: Linguistics: It's pussies, and there's eight of them.

OK now hear me out: What about Jake Paul v Andrew Tate?

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU, GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, CHARLIE BROWN!

One question about the Clinton/Trump thing, did Clinton do that thing with the cigar with Trump too?

of course women don't like the cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's this

Every time I see Peter Thiel, he looks more and more like an AI generated version of himself, his skin getting tighter and damper every single iteration.

Poor Donald He couldn't get the Nobel literature prize for Art of the Deal He couldn't get the Physiology and Medicine prize for discovering the link between autism and Tylenol He couldn't get the Economics prize for tariffs Or the peace prize for peace in Palestine Perhaps he can try for Physics.

I forgot that yesterday was the 21st.

1/ So now that people are talking about both Blackstone & Blackrock, lemme tell yall about the time I sat in on one of Blackrocks meetings. When I was a consultant, I was known for being able to be in any environment & help things run smoothly. The execs HATED one of the principal consultants,

Mandy Patinkin, the eternal mensch. #FreePalestine ❤️

Plot twist: Epstein never killed himself, he’s been living in trump’s head all along

Perhaps Elon should try not moving fast and breaking things, but waiting till everything was ready to move fast and staying intact? #spacex #starship

Seen this going around but I’m Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George

@iwriteok.bsky.social I think I found another bastard for you, one of Epstein's buddies have literally destroyed a town. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT12... I don't know if you've covered him before, but there's more to him than this.

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

At this point, I am beginning to think ICE sank the titanic on purpose.

You think Trump won't break the 3rd Amendment when he tries to quarter troops in LA homes? You overlook the fact that MAGA only believes there's ONE Amendment to the US Constitution, the SECOND AMENDMENT.

"caught up in some of the cross-fire" ?? FFS, she was targeted and then shot !! Clear as day, on video, the whole situation. There is no nuance here. WTAF @9newsaus.bsky.social ?? Why do you have such a hard time reporting the truth ??? #Auspol

I know what Gavin Newsom is going to do about the cops running riot all over LA, he's going to have them over on his podcast and hammer out issues they agree on.

The conclave just chose to do the funniest thing, elect an American who trump and Vance will absolutely hate but he’s from the US so they have to pretend they don’t

JD Vance is now the Liz Truss of Popes.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

wait... So Kendrick had the entire SuperBowl crowd was chanting "A-Minor" with Trump IN THE AUDIENCE, and it wasn't about Trump? Because some of the girls Trump has abused were a LOT younger than the girls Drake abused, all i'm sayin'.

Man we really need "mute reposts" in here so bad

according to Elon Musk, retweeting the names of his accomplices in his raids on government servers is a crime. Your move, elon.

Reposting this from my LinkedIn... tl;dr - Things are tough for trans people like me right now, and I’m looking for a job to help keep myself safe.

Hearing about the Hegseth hearing gives me a real good idea of why Trump has to fire so, so many people.

Artists rendition: Careers of Ben Shapiro, Stephen Crowder, Jimmy Dore, Dave Rubin and basically every single other rightwing influencer.

I just published a new Luigi Mangione document the press is withholding, an NYPD intel report warning of “disdain for corporate greed" and the "online reactions to the shooting"

simply haaaaving a sip of the tuna brine

Honey is a scam. youtu.be/vc4yL3YTwWk?...

An interesting watch and a pretty good reason to stop using honey asap. Even if you don't give a toss about it harming influencers, the scummy claims tricking users into not looking for better codes themselves should be enough www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc4y...