if you ride Soarin Round the World and don’t pretend to kick the polar bear into the water, you’re missing out

two of them

hello

not to be controversial but watermelon flavored candy hits way harder when it’s green instead of pink

sunbathing ladies

rewatching steven universe, it still rules, anyways Yellow Diamond Connie’s mom can get it

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 01,1948

customer: your darkest roast please barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth

Stole this from my YouTube comment but I really love the fact that the magical girl Miku song is the hardest song in Fortnite festival. If you’ve seen magical girl media, you know it can be just as intense as this track is #magicalcureloveshot #mikumikubeam #fortnite #fortnitefestival #hatsunemiku

This pup is so good at wagging his tail that he broke the space-time continuum. 12/10 honest mistake

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 5,1950

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller Declares 25,1946

merry christmas!!

Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 24,1947

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 24,1956

…you ever accidentally wear a t-shirt to Christmas dinner that has something highly inappropriate written in a small font

it's actually christmas eve's monster

Merry #Christmas Eve! ✨ BONUS Panel below! 👇 #ChristmasEve #santa #webcomics #webcomic

My aunt, who hosts family Christmas, said we’re not exchanging gifts this year. Either we’re the only ones she told, or the only ones who listened, and I feel like a real heel unwrapping things with nothing to give in return.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 24,1945

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 24,1963

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 24,1962

This is Gracie. She went for the most magical car ride last night. The whole world twinkled like it was excited to see her. 13/10

mewy cwismis

Happy Holidays

Someone knows the way to my heart. 🍪

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 24,1968

How drawing usually goes for me

it is no longer almost christmas #art #kidlit

My one nod to modernity is listening to 90s dance music as I work.

I’ll take better photos after Xmas but I think the strawberry fanny pack I’ve been working on is almost ready 🥹💖

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 22, 1958

🎄Always a great time with the Fleischer’s🎄 #FleischerStudios

tough call

merry christmouse 💖

Question…can I be an antipope? This seems pretty easy…

Despite popular belief, I am not dying in two days

H’YA, LADY---NICE LI'L JOINT Y'GOT HERE

sorry for the lack of activity here lately! I just moved so the past few days have been insane

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.