i've got not one, but TWO updates to one of my favorite models thus far! A new and improved Basilosaurus cetoides along with a better head and updated dentition! might need to smooth out the neck on the smaller one but im overall SO happy with this model!

I also have a 50-50 shot of being the Pope, and between me and Autumn here, that means it's all sewn up--the next Pope will be an American tranny. Get ready, Jesus fans, this shit is gonna get wild!

people don't say "pl0x" like they used to anymore 💔

just mathematically proved ovals aren't real btw

it is unfortunate how often I have to take young people aside like "yes I agree it would be great if 'gay panic' meant 'the awkward fluttering realization you might be gay, triggered by the presence of an attractive other' but sadly it does not, please call it anything else"

What revolutionized my whole worldview in my teenage years is the concept that every death is in some ways a murder. Your nan could have lived older if she hadn't been working since she was 8, your friends could have lived older if they had had access to mental health, etc

"how do I show the barber this" "how do I show the tattoo artist this" let's unlearn shame together babygirl 🙌

for sale: baby teeth, never worn

Incredible technology.

cat butt :)

guess what

hello friends & family! next saturday I will be FLYING TO MARYLAND & SPENDING A WEEK OVER THERE❕️❕️❕️ so if you're in the area, make sure to take this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see Trevor Konotton in the flesh!!!

any guys or guy-adjacents on here wanna let me punch you in the stomach? thanks 👍

what is it with blonde people & the number 34

guy who wants to comsume the body & blood of christ not for any eucharistic purpose but simply because they have some really specific fetishes

Big Chungus was the first twink death

need a man to tenderize me like a steak

guy who thinks "noncon" means "no context"

#NationalUnicornDay 'I'm Nobody' Kulindadromeus and Unicorn (With Emily Dickinson) Pencil on Moleskine sketchbook paper, 208 × 125 mm.

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idk what was going on with me in 2021 but I'm pretty sure I was going through a prolonged manic episode for most of it

"is this AI generated" is just the modern way of saying "what kind of drugs were they on when they made this"

do you think there are people out there who ship the twin towers

do they still make white boys named Lee these days

if everyone on earth jacked off and farted all at the same time we could create a stank cloud of some sort

guy who is going to be "good light skull"

if you were the guy in charge of assigning everyone their government-mandated fursonae, what manner of beast would you give me❔️

oh... that's blood in the toilet...

change or don't

our live version of our song “heresy” is out now everwhere <3 link in the replies, check it out!

i hate him #hetalia #alfredfjones #americahetalia #ヘタリア

really not related to the original post & it might just be me taking a joke literally but I find it troubling just how many progressives are seriously using the antichrist as a talking point these days #tbh

haven't seen a post about boysmell all year. nature is healing

new conspiracy theory: magnetism is the antichrist

starting a youtube channel where I try to softlock escape rooms with as little property damage as possible

I can't believe they killed a man live on steam #NintendoDirect

y'all think there's anyone rockin' the hairy balls/no bush combo out there?

It's April 1. You made it through another month. You deserve a treat, right? Of course you do! So here. Pease enjoy this lesson in the biology of the electric eel (which isn't actually an eel). 🗃️🧪

MARCH MUSIC babe wake up new courting just dropped

It's dangerous to not humanize fascists because in doing so we deny our own vulnerability to fascist ideology, and we mythologize them as something external to the messy realities of being a human animal

guy who says "cyberbullying isn't real just turn off your computer" and then actively engages in "doomscrolling"

do you think they'd let me bring a moldy lemon into the airport? like a REEEEAAAAALLLY moldy lemon

it's better to ride the hog than to hog the ride

eggs bacon

Big Boo’s Massive Supernaturals

who up scaping they goat rn ♑️👀

ending wokeness is what i call it when i take melatonin and sip some herbal tea