really need us to get promoted just so that i don’t have to go to deepdale again #pusb

Finally time to go into the loft and get the box of Christmas decs down

top of the league. we’re having a laugh… #pusb

off to manchester tomorrow for pulp at the co-op. give me your beer and food recommendations around the northern quarter please…

fair play to that big lump #pusb #safc

wearing my lucky sky blue socks to work today #pusb

just walked past a bloke i recognised in the street and couldn’t work out where i knew him from. was halfway home before i realised it was marc riley off the radio.

don’t set your alarm. take a lie in. just assume it doesn’t. #BM100

here we go ! #BM100

Surely he'll be happy that Newcastle are doing good things for their town

went straight to the pub after work to see if the sunderland fan was in. he was not. #pusb

rashford’s only been gone five minutes and they’re already taking the lunches away

got the week off work. need to come up with a to do list to instil a sense of achievement.

Are you an absolute unredeemable nerd? Great I’ve got an ace question for you. Seems like more often than not when I get a record the hole is a bit tight. Online advice says to twiddle a pen or a drill in there to make the hole bigger but at what point do I ask myself if it’s the record player?

got pulp tickets! only taken me 30yrs to get around to seeing them.

just realised that our game isn’t on the telly tonight. what a disappointment. i’d been looking forward to that all week. #pusb

it’s days like this that i’m glad i don’t own any fences anymore. just the roof to pray for then.

feeling a bit sad this morning. going to steam mop the kitchen floor to see if that helps.

daughter put together a birthday list of books she’d like. which is pretty handy because i’ve got half of them sat on the shelf already..

Liz Truss crashed the economy.

It does strike me that there is one very specific type of person who would feel threatened by having the things they say checked to see if they're factually accurate.

not a flake. i didn’t move up north for this.

Fucking Covved it #PUSB

starting to become apparent that robins overachieved with the deck that he had #pusb

don’t know what’s going on with this team. looking like they’ve never played football before. #pusb

gradually eating the snacks and rearranging them to make it look like i haven’t eaten them before the guests arrive

Seasons greetings at this wonderful time of year 🎄🥰

He sees you when you’re sleeping He knows when you’re awake “That’s literally his job,” says Keane, “He’s an anaesthetist for heaven’s sake”

last opportunity to get everything sorted before christmas today. yet an overwhelming urge to sit around doing fuck all.

not often a tune makes me stop what i’m doing and listen. knew it had to be @badwool9.bsky.social. christmas number one i reckon.

one of those nights when lyrics are saying it all

@footballcliches.bsky.social forest just had a chance whilst already 1-3 up against man utd and the commentator said that they “can smell blood”. surely at this point we’re well beyond it being smelt?

getting the tree up now . ho ho ho.

mental day at work. only brightened by that score notification coming through. bought beer on the way home to celebrate. #pusb

Live tweet it...post it... whatever it is on here. Photos of debauchery, probable legal implications, the lot. "...the actions of one rogue employee and do not represent..."

out on the work christmas do tonight. got work in the morning though. which at least means that i won’t get pissed and do something awful. so every cloud..

pretty embarrassing that i was unseasonably pumpkin spice in june..

haha of course it was. i blame that fa cup run! #pusb

almost considered putting the christmas playlist on. but thought better of it.

always knew we could trust the koreans to sort things out. wish there was somewhere in kendal i could buy soju to celebrate.

got to stay in all day tomorrow waiting for deliveries. including the new dishwasher. can’t say i mind.

bit sad that my advent calendar hasn’t been delivered yet though

sat in bed with a cup of coffee and the radio on while i can hear the rain outside. not a bad start to the day.

if we’re going to insist on conceding two goals every game we’re really going to have to start scoring three #pusb

Frank Lampard training regime kicking in already

six pints and a kebab last night. up at 5am this morning for 15miles with the run club. truly living the dream.

Good morning frenz, shake yourselves awake, it's time for a trip to Coventry, where Mark Robins was sacked earlier this month and is set to be replaced by... *palm smacks so hard into forehard that it leaves a permanent mark* unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/after-all-...

been at a six form open evening. it all sounded so interesting and exciting. wasn’t like that when i was a kid.

was nice for those three seconds that we thought we’d witnessed the greatest acrobatic goal of the decade from mason-clark though #pusb

not impressed by that burnley side at all. the players we’ve got should be competing with them at the top end of the table. but there was only ever going to one winner tonight. desperately need a manager. #pusb