It's enjoyable how every time Gary Neville tells us exactly how much Man Utd have been the better team, Morgan Rogers scores a goal against them.

Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.

Leandro Trossard really needs a good night's kip

"Ooh I can't see how Slot sorts this" Bed wetters. Stop thinking about it all so deeply. We'll be fine.

Curtis Jones is the player Jude Bellingham wishes he was

"Sure, sex is great, but did you see Fede Chiesa get back to make that clearance against Sunderland?"

This is what the British State does. It is why Hillsborough Law would be an important redress but would merely guard against a ruling class which shows constant contempt.

Re the Hillsborough police conduct findings, I’m just going to post the words of Margaret Aspinall. #JFT97 #LFC

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

Finally time to go into the loft and get the box of Christmas decs down

Finally time to go into the loft and get the box of Christmas decs down

Cody WHACK-POW

Paqueta deffo had money on a sending off

Cody Gakpo? More like No-dy Gakp-over

Oh fucking hell

Give Chiesa a haircut and a run of starts

If you're leaving on 85 minutes you've learned fuck all

Penny for Joe Gomez's thoughts

Salah gave up and stopped running when that ball went past him

Like... Kerkez looks ... better?

You're all entitled to post what you like but I'm going to have to mute every one of you cos reading my timeline is like being battered by... well, any opposition attack

maybe i am going insane

Can I just shock you? I like international breaks

I mean there's a player standing in an offside who is actually in the way of the keeper this time, but this is definitely different for reasons I'm sure

Innovative new business idea: launching product or service where we AREN'T trying to "create a community"

Kelly Brook I'm a Celebrity Highlights

Reading up on the immigration changes and oh my Labour have fucked it so badly The country is voting Farage in next time, and their inherent incompetence, overt nastiness and the demonstrable shitshow of the council in Kent is going to be replicated across the country Absolute dickheads everywhere

Worse than Cats, this intro

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly" "Claudia Winkleman?" "No, man, but it was close"

People on Sky News having serious discussion over Trump suing for "between 1-5 billion dollars" like he isn't just a bullshitter saying big numbers off the cuff to act tough It's not serious lads, it's just rambling nonsense, stop treating it like it has any actual meaning

I've always found 'Grok' a weird name for something that's meant to be futuristic and aspirational. A grok is an old-school alehouse defender. "They've got a couple of groks playing at the back who'll rake your shins, boot you up in the air and head things away"

Post an image that will always make you laugh

Politics at the most senior level now is just an ongoing attempt to gaslight a nation. Willfully pretending something is different to what it is, to avoid inconvenient accountability that would make life difficult and get in the way of your own personal ambitions.

Brienne of Tarth knew nothing about that header

Who suddenly decided we needed to hear all of Wayne Rooney's opinions? Cos we cannot move for them these days

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social when's bins?

Doesn't seem to matter the personnel involved, Real Madrid really are a despicable bunch of pricks aren't they? Elite level team of dickheads

Diving fucker

Cannot emphasise this enough Take your glasses back to the bar

Funny old game, football 🤯

It was mad how high up Bradley and Robbo were today. Both up on either side of the D on the edge of their area for large parts of us building attacks in possession, positions occupied by strikers

Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community. Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.

"Slot only won it with Klopp's team" is a proper 'Chris Sutton opinion' and should be treated as such.

5Live commentators telling us that Everton were unhappy with the number of Spurs players "in and around Jordan Pickford" at the corner in the first half

Still absolutely fuming that Konate stops trying and doesn't put ANY pressure on the striker as he shoots for their second

Jing-a-di-jing Hee haw hee haw He's Dominik Szoboszlai

Stopped watching the reds at 1-0 down cos I had to get my son to bed. Might stay upstairs out of the way. A move of tactical genius.

Broadly how I feel, this

Liverpool here, achieving something Amorim has failed to do by making Man Utd look like a decent team