Pictures by us is showing the Budget on the big screen.

I hate portmanteau words but “slopaganda” is magnificent

This is not the aurora borealis, this is a house one road over’s _Christmas_ ruddy lights.

Got myself some of that spa(r) water.

Incredible shit here: the man who provided the template for stomping on the BBC when it displeases malicious actors in politics, complaining that malicious actors in politics are using his template for stomping on the BBC for displeasing them.

BBC News, the finest in the world.

Me and my BS mutuals.

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

So it _is_ possible for titles ‘conferred by God’ to be removed.

RIP Prunella Scales.

you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

Casual lying without even the most basic of accountability in response like this is indicative of a society in free fall decline

Largely good natured fun

Robert Jenrick, yesterday.

If only this Labour government was “doing everything” to end child poverty — instead of bending over backwards for racist football hooligans and the genocidal apartheid state of Israel it sells arms to.

When this goes very badly, and the police end up beating fuck out of Villa fans and Brummies while protecting Maccabi fans, will there be any introspection? No. It'll be a whole fanbase and city declared antisemitic.

lol a teacher* has been fired** by their school*** for putting up UK Flags**** * short term supply teaching assistant ** not hired *** recruitment agency **** making racist posts on social media

“i’ve got a letter here from joe maplin…”

The fact anyone is praising or thinks Trump gives a shit about Palestine is for the birds

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As Tony Blair is once again seeking attention, here’s a bit of political satire I kept from 2001-2.

Dildos Galore! (B&W 1949) www.largsandmillportnews.com/news/2552201...

Never forget why this is happening

Israel using water cannons more than 100km into international waters against aid bringers as our Labour government declares it will forever stand aside along Israel. The world's first good genocide must simply, sensibly, moderately, statesmanlikely go on. Anglophone liberal democracy demands it.

Israel has just arrested Greta Thunberg and many others. Statement from the Global Sumud Flotilla: “People of conscience have been abducted. The flotilla broke no laws. What is illegal is Israel’s genocide, Israel’s illegal blockade of Gaza, and Israel’s use of starvation as a weapon.” 1/3

"i just use it to generate ideas"

Scrawling slurs on a Chinese restaurant is intolerable racism. Adjusting administrative policies and passing migration legislation to curtail human rights is responsible statecraft that responds to the wishes of hardworking racist families who scrawl slurs on Chinese restaurants. It's different!

Municipal guide cover of the day: Halesowen (1969) with a perfect 60’s sketch of the shopping centre. The guide was published by Burrows.

Whether you are a fan of Christianity or not, you cannot deny that as a religion it is still ultimately a 'spin-off'. A bit like 'Joey'.

You should have a word with your home secretary mate she’s introducing free forced labour for migrants

Just got back from the Riyadh Comedy Festival and boy are my arms chopped off.

Let that sink in "Despite its extreme population density, Gaza was mostly self-sufficient in vegetables and poultry, and met much of the population’s demand for olives, fruit and milk. But last month the UN reported that just 1.5% of its agricultural land now remains both accessible and undamaged."

Anarchy at C&A

Classic multivalent signalling error as per @dhnexon.bsky.social 's work: 1. Say to The Guardian that the fascist march sent shivers. 2. Say to The Telegraph that he agrees with the fascists and will do the fascism harder. On the same day. We're all too stupid to not see the contradiction here.

Ok. They’ve pissed me off. I’m back to tell you 3 things about ID cards: 1. Migrants ALREADY HAVE biometric ID cards & govts have been trying to digitise them for years w repeated fuckups & failures causing complete chaos - they don’t work, you do not want that system for you.

It’s not going to help, you Kieth. This is already going round What’sApp.

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

Only ID scheme I'll accept

The use of the word 'Tylenol' just highlights the terminal US brain our media has.

Cannot stress enough how it is already possible to report potholes www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

If it wasn’t for my grandad we’d be speaking German. He was an _awful_ modern languages teacher.

And ordered!

If it wasn’t for my grandad we’d be speaking German. He was an _awful_ modern languages teacher.

Alex James’ baseline on Girls and Boys.

How I’m preparing for the Rapture.