Concert tonight, theatre tomorrow, enjoying nothing, feeling like I’m in Cabaret

Watched 28 Years Later last night - sad I didn’t get to see it in a theater now because it is gorgeous. And GUTTING. I mean ugly crying on my couch

If Isaac Chotiner asked to interview me, I would change my name and flee the country

Anyone got a bead on the After-Rapture party?

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

A few things: 1. Oops, respect my hustle 2. It’s the mermaid emoji (holistic) 3. Strongly think we should all be going with “Vige” for pronunciation sake, if you’re level 2

Is everyone tired of newsletters, or should I do one?

I haven’t yet watched the new Peacemaker episode but I accidentally saw some pics where it looks like Vigilante is crying and I swear, James Gunn, if you did anything to my babygirl…

Just saw a pic of Hunter Schafer at the Emmys and I screamed. I have never been that hot and I never will be

Cut to horrified me as my Bluetooth disengages in the cafeteria and my phone screams DO YOU REALLY WANNA DO YOU REALLY WANNA TASTE IT

The energy

why are you crying playboy

Good morning new King Princess album

Someone started watching Peacemaker and oops she’s not mad at superheroes anymore. Vigilante 4ever

I fully vibrated out of my skin in a fever dream last night; I’m pretty sure I saw Pulp but no one can be quite sure

Outside of the Pulp show, there is a gentleman wearing a Last Shadow Puppets shirt under an Oasis track jacket. Goodnight folks, I shall die here surely

This Adrienne Rich poem about artificial intelligence from 1961 deserves another look in 2025: www.autodidactproject.org/other/Artifi...

Calling my headphones ‘my cans’ until no one talks to me anymore

LET THEM PRAY

Putting this here upon waking to remind myself to let ChatGPT edit the juvenilia from my old journals to see what happens because I just dreamed it

Just accidentally typed “University of Kansass” and laughed far too long about it

Simply be Ryan Gosling. Thanks Men’s Journal!

KEEP HONKING IM MEDITATING ON GRIEF

Someone was really overestimating her attention span and time when she purchased two 30ish hour audiobooks. Good luck, me.

“Sorry I haven’t gotten back to you sooner. My brain is experiencing whatever is happening in the Chronicle graphic.”

“Great job, boygenius, appreciate you,” says DJ X, earning the first gold star I’ve ever given him.

Sometimes you’re crying on a Saturday and then a four-pack of yellow Monster brings you back from the brink. Now there are three yellow Monsters in your fridge awaiting when you need another. And you can live to fight another day.

Feud with Lana or not, I choose Ethel Cain.

uh huh yes go off

There are many bad things about Spotify and now there is one more: “you’ve listened to this song 16 times in the past 4 days” - yes bitch I have ADHD, please shut up

Getting some feedback about my attitude: ‘scary,’ ‘a little mean,’ ‘unpredictable.’ Wow, okay. All I did was correct my posture.

oh? you're awake again. yeah man, time sickness is a bitch sometimes. totally get it. let's get you up to speed from your nap coming on the heels of a nazi denim scare, hunter biden has taken to proudly flying the three arrows in public no, wait, wait, dont pass out dont pa--

"If your books were uploaded to LibGen/fed into the LLMs, add your name to the potential class action lawsuit by tomorrow." Details: LibDem database: www.theatlantic.com/technology/a... Attorney form: www.lieffcabraser.com/anthropic-au... (This information comes via a reliable Discord source.)

I need a project palate cleanser before I get back to my current, thorny novel. I think I’d like to collab - maybe an epistolary or something like that. So this is me putting that out into the universe.

I’ve got one serotonin molecule floating around my skull like a bored manatee

Fine, I accept you as my new overlord. I, too, agree that I’m great.

LFG

You should watch Strange Darling if you have a strong stomach and constitution; I am on multiple viewings and also yes to Kyle Gallner

RIP Amy Winehouse, you would’ve loved Lola Young

just saying

Woke up this morning to see @eleanorstrousers.bsky.social added 3 Vienna Vienna (new to me) songs to our shared playlist so my Friday is starting off right

Prestige GOAT: Succession, because it was omitted it from the omissions so I can say it. Underrated GOAT: Search Party

“You’ve listened to Olivia Rodrigo for the past 11 days” - DJ X Yes bitch, I have returned to puberty leave me alone

It’s my birthday today but I also saw Eddington last Saturday and nothing has really existed since then

Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.