schrödinger's wasian

stream Not Such An Innocent Girl

everybody posting their 2016 pics making me feel like i was the only fatty during that year

this is genuinely incredible

who's got a big ween and wants to show me?

Happy new year!

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It's leftovers for the new year kinda day

It was a long year but at least I never bought a Labubu

going to the frottage

Listened to Carpenters' Christmas Portrait on the way to Christmas dinner at my aunt's place. Probably my fav Christmas album

I don’t think I've had or been in a noche buena in decades

They walked so Heated Rivalry could run

"one size fits most" but it never fits me 😔

it's giving bear face

these Mega silhouettes on the rifts are… not it

why's it so heckin cold. it's not even winter yet

Utada United 2006 was that concert it thinks it is tbh. shame about Hikaru Utada getting vocal damage from it tho

can't tell if my hair is greying or it's just the lighting

i think Hikaru Utada loves an asymmetrical shoulder moment

kinda wanna see oomf bottom

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

I think I like bush aesthetically, but I’ve never been with someone who had full bush to care about it physically

A lot of song lyrics are just nonsense, eh?

sometimes all you need in life is to see dick neck

also, happy homoween

enough with the zoom in trend on that other site. some of us can’t see properly

Bless this man for finding my balls

I think I’m almost done with the game's story, and I can confidently say that Legends: Z-A is a better game than Legends: Arceus mechanically

It’s time for rice

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

lol you could NOT make me listen to an album uncritically

it’s peanut butter jelly time

imo ginger ale is only good in airplanes

never knew stomach muscles could actually get sore from coughing, of all things

well. back on US soil

I’m too third world pilled to be an antivaxxer

Feeling a little bearish today hbu?

therapist: bearface mamdani can't hurt you he's not real bearface mamdani:

who are these people sending me fb requests…

i think adult braces are kinda charming

I now own a jockstrap

it's not big but it sure exists

idk where this is coming from but toe socks can go away

I’m not h*rny but it would be nice to slob on a knob every once in a while

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!