Carlo Miguel
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Eats way too much candy | 📍Davis, CA posts nonsense thoughts
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Haus of Decline
4 days ago
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i had a dream i had a cat, and then i woke up drooling on my right hand… whatever that means
5 days ago
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i've never tried a microp*nis but i kinda want to honestly
8 days ago
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tomorrow would be a terrible day to wear a jockstrap 🙂↔️🙂↔️
10 days ago
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i only hope this gets more people to discover the legendary australian diva that is Delta Goodrem
20 days ago
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idk how people can have sex for hours. i just know i'd get annoyed
21 days ago
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Kinda wanna jork it but it's late… I should just go to sleep
22 days ago
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Hikaru Utada's live shows are all on Prime now?!? omgggg
29 days ago
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these vicks cough drops are no joke holy shit
about 1 month ago
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i think oomfie looks like they have a nice looking wiener
about 1 month ago
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the freaking weeking - the sequel
about 1 month ago
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Fridays are always fun here
about 1 month ago
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CozyGayBoy✨
about 1 month ago
Stop and smell the bush, or whatever they say
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Anybody else just listen to Cheeky Song every once in a while?
about 1 month ago
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the freaking weeking - the sequel
about 1 month ago
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Haus of Decline
about 1 month ago
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my pokopia album is just various pics of both Pikachu and Peakychu eating all sorts of food
about 2 months ago
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Less than one week until Tomodachi Life!!! Dunno if I’m gonna import my demo data
about 2 months ago
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the freaking weeking - the sequel
about 2 months ago
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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i hate when people go to class sick. now I'M sick
about 2 months ago
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Do you think when straight guys post thirst traps they’re surprised that their comment sections are mostly men
about 2 months ago
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i'm gonna try to make this furfrou useable damn it
about 2 months ago
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Ranch Devereaux
2 months ago
“I’m Slytherin! What are you?” I’m 40.
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Sometimes I just wanna put my cylinder in someone's m&m tube
2 months ago
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lalalalalalala
3 months ago
who starts an album off like this….
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idk. i would never listen to a straight man who spoke about chappell roan like that much less a footballer 🤷♂️
3 months ago
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I imagine if you're 6'6 or taller, it doesn't really matter how big your wang is, it's going to look small compared to your body
3 months ago
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it's late but like... i became inexplicably h-word. i'm gonna sleep it offffffff
3 months ago
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Jessie Ann James
3 months ago
me this weekend
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the freaking weeking - the sequel
3 months ago
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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love how snapchat makes it a big deal that my snap streak broke. i'm not 14 anymore lol who gives a rat's ass
3 months ago
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can't wait for Pokopia tbh
3 months ago
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living through yet another thing
3 months ago
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soda
3 months ago
stared at browt so much i had a vision
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i just heard the song "Melting Pot" for the first time in years and... I forgot the word "chinkees" is in there
3 months ago
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Karlos the Frociaggine
4 months ago
I JUST WANT GREAT BIG BARA TIDDIES! I NEED THEM SO BIG THEY ENTER A ROOM BEFORE I DO!
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alexis simpson
3 months ago
my cup size? reese's
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I had a dream that I lost my wide frying pan
3 months ago
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I was supposed to go to sleep but my stomach decided it was time to rumble
3 months ago
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i would like to have it be known that i have been listening to Donna Summer's MacArthur Park for days at this point, and it has nothing to do with its current virality it's exactly the song that it thinks it is
3 months ago
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Hikaru Utada's gonna be on the new Charlie Puth album??? wut
4 months ago
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Parker Molloy
4 months ago
Happy 15th anniversary to this tweet:
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i'm still rather unsure what curling entails
4 months ago
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schrödinger's wasian
4 months ago
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stream Not Such An Innocent Girl
4 months ago
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everybody posting their 2016 pics making me feel like i was the only fatty during that year
5 months ago
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The Hedonistic Pervert
5 months ago
this is genuinely incredible
add a skeleton here at some point
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who's got a big ween and wants to show me?
5 months ago
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Happy new year!
5 months ago
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purr.in.ink
5 months ago
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