Oh YEAH baby it's faggot time 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🚬

Me (emotionally manipulative master): Should I kill myself... Or have a cup of coffee My simple servant with hunch back and 1 eye: Cup of coffee my lord!! Cup of coffee

Putting all my woman friends in a jar and shaking it like crazy before yelling "International women's day is OVER!!!!!"

At this point I ain't even crashing out. I am simply crashing

Look all I'm saying is other presidents have been assassinated for much MUCH less than this

Nah they don't deserve it

I just watched the new Animal Farm trailer, and it genuinely looks so bad and tone-deaf that I'm CONVINCED it's a conspiracy to get people to read the original book instead

If Jesus died for our sins. Then who died for our cos and tans? 🤔🤔😲

Everything is so FUCKING stupid

I find it incredibly funny that so many people are reporting that newer versions of AI are WORSE. Like they gave the code too much tablet time in its youth and now it has brain rot

Hot take: if you have to emphasize how kind and generous you are on your public profile, you're probably not actually that kind. In fact, it makes me think you might be the opposite. Actions speak louder than words. TRULY kind people rarely use words to lift themselves up.

I got the alcohol of echolalia

Can't sleep bc my cicada's rhythm is messed up Someone get her a metronome PLEASE

🚨 ATTENTION FURSUIT MAKERS, CRAFTERS, AND ETC 🚨 JOANN IS *NOT* SELLING ANYTHING ONLINE RN! If you go to a JoAnn website that's 1) selling anything and 2) has a url other than just Joann dot com, that shit's fake!! Don't give them your payment info and report their ass to the FTC

I heard through the grapevine that Forrest Husky may be trying to become more active in the Ohio #furry community. For those who have joined and are unaware of Forrest, I urge you to read the allegations and review the photos below. cw: sexual assault, drug abuse docs.google.com/document/d/1...

2024 was the year of my ADHD. 2025 is going to be the year of my autism.

fomyoms

tortella

You would make a disgusting corpse, try to stay alive

every time someone wants to show me a dump truck it turns out to be a butt :(

You can now access beans by name

I just got here and said hi to my fiance why are people paying attention to me

@hijynxing.bsky.social hi