Anyone posting Linked In-style over here is an automatic block. Have some self respect.

Just described a simple work project that’s needlessly spiraling out of control as “an eldritch horror” and I would like to be appreciated for this perfect description.

I cant stop thinking about this old Tumblr post. As a long time teacher, I can confirm this artwork is still everywhere because we were still using materials that were there when I was a kid. This art style wasn't allowed in my classroom, I've always loathed it haha

I’m watching the Drag Race with Hello Kitty and Katya, and it’s reminding me of the elaborate back stories I’d make up for my Halloween costume characters in college like: “Reno housewife in 1974 who’s a lil tipsy and about to burn dinner on purpose”

Can things just come with a fucking outlet plug please? I’m so sick of having to hunt down the one usb plug thingy and move it from item to item. Just let me have a goddamn normal cord, I beg.

Afghanistan started at 92 percent approval. Iraq started at 71. Iran started at 27. The "whose side are you on" rhetoric is identical. The country underneath it isn't. I wrote about how the framework works, and who's deploying it. www.readtpa.com/p/with-us-or...

Quick question: say you got a blood drive a week ago, needle in the usual spot in the old elbow ditch that, when she put it in, also caused a weird pain down on the side of your wrist and that pain is also still kinda there now. What’s that about? Is this my life now?

Yup. My behavior hasn’t changed — keep the heat at 68 almost always, turn off lights, use energy saving appliances — and just got a notice that my budget billing amount has gone up to ~ $300 a month! Insanity.

For the love of god just open a youth checking account at a bank or credit union for your kids. They have mobile apps *and* are federally insured.

I've now printed and shipped over 20,000 whistles, sent across the country to groups that need em. That's 20,000 off a single 3d printer that has basically run continuously in my basement since about mid-January. The crew I print with has sent out over 1M now, and we can send to you too. toot.supply

I’m bored outta my gourd and also totally uninspired to write or draw or make anything. I hate this. Something betta chop this block quick.

You ever listen in on a group of 9yos playing a jr version of D&D? It’s amazing. Just absolute chaos.

Anyway, here’s an appropriate #caturday pic for today

"We are wrong because we started the war" should be the anchor point for all coverage of what's happening and it's remarkable how quickly that tends to get obscured. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-countr...

In the year 2026 this printer came with a cd that has the drivers on it.

It would be nice if things weren’t constantly the worst.

The first Chris Fleming video I ever saw was this one, and when I say I’d never seen my worldview so accurately represented before in my life… Anyway go watch his hbo special right now. youtu.be/RfNy3I_d6xQ?...

Started reading Colton Whitehead’s The Underground Railroad this week and…whew boy. This is going to be an experience. (Complimentary)

Every time I think my heart can’t possibly break more, it does.

If there’s one thing we know about Warner Brothers is when it’s sold it stays sold and it always works out well for the company that bought it.

Everything’s dumb but there’s a Charterstone Pool Party story transition in Mary Worth this week so that’s nice. Could use more salmon cakes baking in the sun, but I’ll take it.

I’ve had this cold for 2 weeks and am extremely over it.

youtube recommended to me a youtuber who is a lighthouse keeper and. dawg it has been a hot minute since i found someone who is catering so perfectly to my needs. i'm delighted. i feel like i'm eating a delicious scrumptious meal

Is it good when your microwave makes grumbling noises?

@notalawyer.bsky.social I think you might have started something…Shrektacular.

Hey dummy (me)! Next time schedule appointments in the morning and take off the whole day. That way instead of sitting in a waiting room for 100 years you can be napping in the afternoon.

If I have to tell Acrobat that I want it to be my default PDF reader every single goddamn time I try to open a PDF, then I absolutely don’t want it as my “default” program, Adobe.

What if it happens tomorrow night?

“This is how Stede would have wanted to go” is such a hilarious line. Kills me every single time. Part of me really hopes it was ad libbed, but either way: perfection.

I’ve been sick for a week and sound like a grandma that smokes 100 Virginia Slims an hour.

Turns out 9 is the exact right age to be completely delighted by the movie School of Rock.

Thrilled to see everyone catching up to 15yo me regarding Gwen Stefani being an insufferable poser.

Well I thought it was funny. 🤷🏻‍♀️

How anxious is watching #ThePitt going to make me? I’m not a huge fan of stressful shows, but I do like good shows, so I’m in a bit of a pickle here.

I like it when my cat rolls her R’s when she meows like she’s a fancy aristocat and not a creature I took home from building that smelled like cat piss and cuts to government funding.

The Roberts Court loves corporations. Corporations are their benefactor more so than Trump. Corporations were not happy with the tariffs. SCOTUS rules against Trump when it's Corporations v. Trump. End of. Don't let this fool you into thinking this court as any goddamn legitimacy. It does not.

This is the weekend I hunker down and finally figure out why my printer and router hate each other and then make them become friends. This will be unpleasant for all involved. But if it works: so much stupid art can start happening again. 🙏

Oh my god, yes.

Looking up family ancestry while sick & bored and am once again annoyed bc some records say my great grandma was born in the US, some say Greece. Birthday: 4th of July, which I assume means 🤷🏻‍♀️ These confounding freaks, I stg.

Are bald guys calling it “Scalpmaxxxing” yet?

Can you imagine a worse way to persuade people that you will fight for them than agreeing to abandon your most vulnerable friends at the slightest provocation from the playground's meanest bully? I can't.

My mom would get these occasionally and I would go to absolute town on em.

Sick 2 weeks ago and now sick again?! Fuck alllllll the way off, body.

Nah, “fuck that guy” is sufficient. I’m not a political consultant. Just a voter who knows he’s not it.

Came home from the office because construction noise was insane and ate the healthy lunch I packed at home instead of scrounging for snacks like a feral raccoon as usual. Please clap.

Listening to a true crime podcast and on the second episode the host has to be like “a correction: I said the victims were done in by blunt force trauma. That’s incorrect...” Seems like one of the basic facts of the case that would be simple to not fuck up? 🤷🏻‍♀️

The SAVE Act is bad. While lots of people are talking about the ID portion, It creates a criminal cause of action to put election workers in prison for (even accidentally) registering someone to vote without ID. campaignlegal.org/update/what-...

The FBI posted about being careful about online scams and being catfished for Valentine’s Day and the replies with photos of Kash Patel with his country singer girlfriend were getting so much traction the FBI deleted the tweet.

Fresh/present day #PermanentInk