Lmfao wow i haven’t been on here in a year sksksksksks

Very cringe

Male grocery shoppers are the worst. I stayed in today because my medication has me so tired so i placed an online order. The order was delivered by the time i woke up. Why did the shopper give me rotten salmon AND CUCUMBERS? Salmon sell by date was 11/27, a WEEK ago. The cucumbers were slimy.

Girls, They’s and Gays…what colors did we order today? Talk to me.

Am i the only girlie who doesn’t like bone straight hair? It doesn’t look good on me. I like textured hair. Even when i wear a “blow out” the hair don’t be bone straight.

I am at work lol

My nose isn’t burning anymore so a win is a fcking WIN! 🤣🤣🤣

This is my motto for the menz too.

Nobody: Europeans bringing up Americans every chance they get:

Me on twitter when I piss bitches off

You can always tell when sb already had knowledge of you before you had knowledge of them. They be at your neck mad aggressive like they couldn’t wait to speak their piece. Like mf is you coo??

I didn’t come on this app to be fcking attacked like this, Nichelle!

Oooh i can’t wait

I’m sorry but call me whatever you like but I’m not following 16k ppl back. I don’t want to know that many of yall thoughts. I actually go through ppl pages and see if I like they content

Why would I not want my echo chamber to repeat what I said? Imagine yelling “hello!” into a cave but hearing “fuck you musty!” in return

I understand why y’all want this app to be cut & dry, but I need y’all to understand that the people who created & keep this app running have bills. Things like analytics, ads & whatnot are coming. They got bills to pay & major companies, publications & outlets are likely the ones to pay them.

OMG Post yourself from a different era in your life

Fck him and his weird ass wife.

If he was fine he would’ve had my number! 😭

They only offering an extra $7/hr to pick up and they will not be seeing me 🤣

And what you don’t eat in the next two days just put it in the freezer!

Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.

This would’ve applied to me 2 months ago but $6 for precut pineapples is egregious when i can get a whole pineapple for $2. I’ve been cutting them myself every since and it don’t take long 🤣

Trash it. Idk what them folks kitchen look like.

I clocked in early today (12 minutes before deadline instead of 1-3 minutes before lmaooo) clap for me yall! 🤣

It’s hard keeping Tupperware organized but i try! lol.

I lied sorry lmaooo. Garlic butter chicken thighs (skinless of course) over mashed cauliflower with hot honey Brussel sprouts! The mashed cauliflower is fcking amazing. Why ain’t nobody tell me?!

Alright I’ll have a meal for yall in about 45 minutes. I’ll be back.

The best French fries look like this. 🤤🤤🤤

Fortunately, i am not straight. I love titties!

I love how most of us have pictures of ourselves as Avis on here lol. Y’all know i had a cow avi and a few others for a long time on that cesspool 🤣

I made this tuna melt (made Texas tuna salad) on a hash brown yesterday and it was so good. I’m eating the rest of the tuna salad now and it’s even better cold 😭

I’ve been obsessed with broccolini and forgot that other green vegetables like green beans, regular broccoli and spinach exist 😭😭

All of them. You gone answer me!

Rudy told us to tell him when there's palm colored folks in our hashtag. They ran wild through Black Twitter, but not on this here app!

Yes. This is being a horrible parent. Sorry.

Proof that I am indeed a real ass nigga for those of you that are not familiar 😂

Real fine too!

Contemplating getting a California king in the next please we live cause this is ridiculous.

Yes, absolutely lol

Niggas with enough money to support his hobbies & yours >>>

Gotta have something in the media, right? 💗

"Few and far between" TO YOU

Hm, think i wanna take a stab at Endoscopy/GI clinic. PCU getting on my nerves already. It’s just med Surg but with less patients, more titratable drips, & the NPs still refuse to transfer them to icu. Get me outta bedside NEOW!

Keep this sh:t on that bird app!!!

Hey girl congratulations!! . Welcome to hell, we have cookies in the back! ❤️