“I just hope what I lost in 2024, I get back in 2025 tenfold”

Don’t drink and drive tonight….. a bunch of major cities are giving out free rides via Subway, bus and cabs….. Don’t be an idiot today

You heefas done bought every grape on the vines for y’all New Year’s bs, now I ain’t got my weekly grapes. 🤬

Bite your tongue! Omg.

About to attempt to wash & fold 3 loads of clothes before 12. 🥹

Fig Newton slander? Oh, y’all are going to hell. The deepest part.

Well we know whose Grammy didn’t love them. 😤

Crying. 😭

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It’s watashi wa star

10/10 usage of vagabond.😭

Gotta get your groove on… 🗣️

Nobody from the Old Testament that's for sure

I can count on one hand how many times I’ve taken BC powder. It’s just way too close to crack for me.

I don’t like taking BC powder out in public. Comes off as real drugs to me 😭

Black love: Existing, happening, flourishing… Shonda Rhimes:

A gun toting Grammy ain’t too far off of my reality but being in love with a white man?!?!? Never.

I’ve reached southern woman final boss level. Creamy grits without milk or cream. 🥹 This is before I even added the cheese.

I want grits, but I don’t have heavy cream or milk. ☹️

I just hope all you people showing hole & pole as non-sex workers on this app have a couple scheduled appointments with a licensed therapist on the books for 2025. Some unpacking needs to be done.

The solution I’ve found to the cornball hornball behavior is to simply unfollow & mute y’all. Which sucks cause some of y’all were moots from the bird app. But I am normal & don’t care for your need to be validated by strangers by way of being lusted after.

We get it, y’all feel safe & that this app is a place to be uninhibited with your sexuality but again, the behavior on here mirrors looking through the comments of an IG model’s picture, seeing normal hyping comments & then comments from way too horny nignogs asking to suck a fart out her butt.

I follow a lot of the same people I followed on Twitter but yall act different on here since yall feel “safer” in these echo chambers and I love that for yall cuz I’m not a prude I’m simply turned off and not engaged. Yall too horny and yall too rude to ppl who express that.

It’s not even the explicitness for me cuz I have filters on so I don’t see nudes but I STILL see nothing but horny talk all the time and people are being disingenuous about how well muting words work when niggas calling they dick “big bufurd” like 😭

The gaslighting is crazy. I seen a list of “words to mute if you don’t want to see explicit content” & they had all the basic curse words on there. Like be so fr.

Also, Will & Grace had the PERFECT apartment layout. Best tv show apartment ever.

Tv peaked with Will & Grace. 10/10 show.

Will & Grace it is.

Here I am thinking I’m bout to watch Six Triple Eight… baby that movie 2hrs long. I ain’t even gone do it to myself. We’ll tru again tomorrow.

Another thing no one tells you about your 30s is that a common cold in your 20s & a common cold in your 30s is two totally different things.

My sleep score during this whole holiday has been so bad. Sleep just completely off & I am definitely feeling the effects.

Idk what the nail in the coffin was but apparently Dwight played a little too much with Royce this time, she on tiktok laying it all out.

Proud, honored, and overjoyed to be PBS’ Resident Librarian ✨📚🥳

Idk what oranges Minute Maid squeezes for their orange juice but they’ve consistently sucked for yearssssss. Worst orange juice on the market. Taste more like a concept of orange juice.

I asked my brother in law to bring me some orange juice, he walks in this house with Minute Maid orange juice. We got beef? He hates me? 🤢

Wealth ≠ intelligence. Like Donald Trump, he’s a failing business man that simply knows how to leverage his access to equally unintelligent people who’ve gained access to wealth by way of exploitative practices that date back centuries.

Grammy took “may the best coochie win” to a whole nother level.

Losing a pussy-off to your mom has to be devastating.

2007 was a rough year for momma, yikes.

& only one of them is actually 5’7.

My sister now has a 4yr old & a 4m old puppy in her home. They are a hoot. 😭

Comforted silence. Don’t say anything, just sit & be. Silently.

Yeaaaaa Teddy!

This. I spent the better part of 2024 turning down dates & setups, explaining to people why I was good on dating this year. I know I’m awesome but it’s my right to pull back if I want. No one is more entitled to my time & space than me.

Simon Jacqumues’ ability to be innovative is what is allowing him to continue to shake the industry. He’s started quite a few trends that more established, longstanding fashion houses has followed. First, super tiny mini bags & now full on ballet heels. A genius. He’s so fun to watch.

As a matter of fact, I’m so over Christmas I’m bout to restart Law & Order. 😭