an all-timer of a song...will never be mad when it comes on

Can we, like, not do the “LOL TACO” thing because the alternative was pretty fucking horrendous.

I dunno, man. Shit is pretty bleak.

There are maybe two things that I hope die in this world. The internet is one of them.

Somewhere, late teens Derek is losing his shit over that SNL monologue.

Thanks QAA for this podcast for this ep. I have many thoughts on this topic, most are basically me nodding and going “yuuuup.” So. Many. Thoughts. @travisview.bsky.social @jakerockatansky.bsky.social @livagar.bsky.social

Jesus this new Twilight Sad album is brutal. Absolutely beautiful and heartbreaking. It's a real gut punch.

Ticket bought. Nashville. June. Diarrhea Planet, here I come.

no way this was five years ago no way at all impossible

Playing MLB The Show and listening to podcasts. Just heard Dave Meltzer casually drop the word “sacrosanct.” Honestly impressed.

tee hee hee

Ahhh yes. New York City. The place that is described as having too many restrictive and absurd laws while also somehow being a lawless, violent hellhole. Classic NYC!

How almost brave of him

if this buffoon finds a way to fuck up my trip to Japan this fall i swear to the lord above...

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Television event of the year, if I’m to be honest.

hahahahahahahaha hahah ha hahahahhahaha ha hahahah ha hahaha and even haha

Had every intention to go see Ganser at the Bottle last night. Wound up taking a Half Acre THC thing and fell asleep hard at like 9 (and hour before the show even started). Honestly no regrets.

Look. This whole REM Cover Band gimmick is admittedly silly. But they have historically sounded incredible. And tonight I’ll get to hear my favorite REM song of all time live. So, I dunno. I look forward to it.

"It will take me one year to recover. And that is an understatement." This may be Morrissey's magnum opus. A perfect quote about being too tuckered out. Excellent stuff, my man.

Can’t say I ever expected to see Del the Funky Homosapien on SNL. But it happened. And it was wonderful. Seriously super cool.

Earlier this week I was reminded that, ya' know what, having a sense of community amongst your neighbors is actually really, really nice and comforting and will probably be what pulls us all through this wretched timeline.

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

A minute ago, Trump said the war with Iran would take as long as necessary. "I don't get bored." He is now discussing the drapes he selected for the East Room.

I will never see Mumford and Sons and not remember Scott’s, for lack of better word, disdain for them and the comparisons he/the Rabbits would get to them. Miss you my man.

I’ve done it. I’ve found the one bar that is promoting airing an upcoming Powerslap show. What a time to be alive.

How many of these can I possibly go to? Three? Four? A full week's worth? Who knows what these old bones can withstand. I guess we'll find out in July.

excellent

Have a ticket in April to see Holy Fuck at Schubas. Also Grace Ives is playing the same night at Lincoln Hall. Feels like that GI show is the obvious one to go to, right? Right…?

Now do all the boys kiss?

Malkmus soon.

“The Board of Peace should be spelled B-O-R-E-D”

Maybe it's just me, but something about that new Foo Fighters song gives me a lot of Hot Snakes feels. Maybe the transition going into the chorus? Maybe I'm just feeling the effects of like three hours of sleep? I dunno?

Passion of the Christ. I couldn’t believe what they did to my lord and savior.

I genuinely wonder sometimes what it must feel like to be this universally despised. Like, sincerely, how does it feel to know the world fucking hates your guts? Shrug. Anyways.

Why the hottest new pro wrestling chant is "Fuck ICE" defector.com/why-the-hott...

If I have to hear that NBA/Tears for Fears song one more time I swear I might smash my face through the tv screen.

PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage

Every now and then I think about the time I saw Wolf Parade in 2008(?) and midway through the set, some fella whipped his hog out and started pissing on the floor of the House of Blues. Anyway, be sure to check out Heated Rivalry, now streaming on MAX!

You gotta admit it was a masterful bit of marketing to come up with the most wholesome possible use case for a distributed surveillance panopticon

Yeah. That Bad Bunny. Excellent stuff.

Sorry concert archive but this is a pairing the definitely never happened.

So we’ve booked a trip to Japan for two weeks in September. Slowly realizing I’ll be spending literally all my money buying so many stupid things. Sigh.

Years ago, @samalcarez.bsky.social and I debated which sport has the dumbest athletes. I'm not saying there's a direct correlation here, but it does sort of paint a little picture, now doesn't it?

Hi, former WWE Employee here: Wrestling fans are for the most part left-leaning. They always have been. You know who understood that very well? Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

It’s 8:40 on a Wednesday. Off to an Agriculture show I go. Truly too old for this shit.

I love looking at reddit and seeing someone seeking advice on how their band could potentially tour the country as an opener for large "national bands." It's quite simple, really!

This Olympics SNL bit is basically the I Think You Should Leave/The Capitol Room sketch but about the Olympics. Okay.

I’d like to believe that this is his real hair and it was knocked off his head and now he joins the Brotherhood of Bald Boys™️ and is just a tough as hell bald boy.