You gotta admit it was a masterful bit of marketing to come up with the most wholesome possible use case for a distributed surveillance panopticon

Yeah. That Bad Bunny. Excellent stuff.

Sorry concert archive but this is a pairing the definitely never happened.

So we’ve booked a trip to Japan for two weeks in September. Slowly realizing I’ll be spending literally all my money buying so many stupid things. Sigh.

Years ago, @samalcarez.bsky.social and I debated which sport has the dumbest athletes. I'm not saying there's a direct correlation here, but it does sort of paint a little picture, now doesn't it?

Hi, former WWE Employee here: Wrestling fans are for the most part left-leaning. They always have been. You know who understood that very well? Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

It’s 8:40 on a Wednesday. Off to an Agriculture show I go. Truly too old for this shit.

I love looking at reddit and seeing someone seeking advice on how their band could potentially tour the country as an opener for large "national bands." It's quite simple, really!

This Olympics SNL bit is basically the I Think You Should Leave/The Capitol Room sketch but about the Olympics. Okay.

I’d like to believe that this is his real hair and it was knocked off his head and now he joins the Brotherhood of Bald Boys™️ and is just a tough as hell bald boy.

Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks. They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.

Hey! Sammy Sosa’s name was in the Epstein Files. That shit sucks.

I come here today simply to reiterate the following: "Elon Musk, what a fucking loser."

Buddy, if we are now labeling everyone an “enemy of the state” because they kicked a car, then you can call me “Will Smith.”

Just listened to an 18-minute version of Cowgirl in the Sand. It was pretty pretty pretty good.

Once again I will remind you all.

Equally possible…DHS are also dumb. Really at this point it’s anyone’s guess!

Hey. That was the second time I’ve heard Geese. Huh.

It’s German for “The ICE, The”

this is a small thing but it would be nice to feel good about paying taxes. i would like to write a check to the government and think about kids going to school and freshly paved roads not all the death squads my income helps fund.

I’ve got tons of these saved on my phone and post them occasionally on the ‘gram. Here’s one I’ve saved for the right occasion. Today feels like the right occasion.

I won’t watch that video. But truly. What. The. Actual. Genuine. Fuck.

Presented without comment... youtu.be/YwPlREhpnbM

Man, 2006 was a really swell year for music, wasn't it?

I've heard this song god knows how many times in my life. And yet when it randomly pops up on the ol' radio machine, I get real excited. Clearly it's a v v v good song.

There's not a dud in the bunch here.

My algorithm is slowly becoming filled with espresso recipes oh no help me.

ahhh piss

How. Just how.

Bro

Between tonight’s Greg Freeman show and this past Thursday’s Cheekface show, 2026 is looking like a good year to live music (and maybe only good w/live music everything else is not looking like a good year).

It’s 3 pm and I just realized I haven’t eaten a thing today. Cool. Way to go, Derek.

You ever have that moment where you can picture something and remember everything about it except for one critical detail? I’m having that right now with a former(?) chicago comedian who sucked and wore suits and glasses. What was his name? YOU KNOW THAT GUY….?!!

Band continues to improve. This I can confirm.

Maybe the best of the four (five?) @cheekface.bsky.social shows I’ve seen. I dunno. It was just lovely tho.

Hey! I have a spare to tonight's @cheekface.bsky.social show. If anyone if looking and wants to go, let me know!

he looks like one of the sons on Haha, You Clowns.

Hey I know some of you are in Minneapolis. So check this out if you can.

Ahhh yes the meal that consists of a single piece of broccoli. An excellent and filling meal.

Ugh...do I make the trip to the Ryman for Pavement? I think I might have to, right? Right?

lol owned

If an opinion is shared on r/conservative, 10 out of 10 times, it's bound to be the wrong one. For example, their feelings on the loss of the Dilbert guy.

I do it believe Ham-Net is a real thing.

I don’t care what an awards show says. Weapons is still the greatest movie.

Just put $10 on the Bears to pull this off and win. Let’s see what a fool I am with my money.

I got a new hat today. It’s good.

Fuck.Off.Forever.And.Ever.Jesus.Lord.

The set of people who think Ashli Babbitt did nothing wrong but are vilifying Renee Good are a special breed of dipshit who I truly hope can and will never procreate. Fucking cretins.

BELT UP BANDIDO TONY KHAN YOU COWARD

Bleak fucking day, man. Really makes me want to crawl in a hole or start fights. No in between.