My partner and I have been hand-sewing, hand-embroidering letters for my lil nephew. Here's a little peek at S and T.

SHAFT

The Motel New Hampshire

I wanna hold your hand

Guess my cutting board is a cat bed now

Think I need a new accounting team

Can I have a little descaling solution in my coffee. As a treat.

No remorse

He hears my stomach growling and yet he does not care

Quand tu passes un peu vite sur le ralentisseur

Look at this brave guy

Good thing I’m right handed

do I dare to skeet "impeach"?

omg

Communicating with Mom

A matchmaking gift set that, tragically, sets you up with your own mother… called Oedipal Arrangement

Thank you for your attention to this hatter. youtu.be/h0JvF9vpqx8

Where Figs?

Fell asleep mid-wiggle

Turn a band into Theater: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead Milkmen The Curious Incident of That Dog in the Night-Time Little Highwomen Our O-Town

I’m supposed to be working, buddy

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

Why is everything

The GenX urge to watch you blowin’ the lines when you’re making a scene

This version, from Paul Shaffer's band, with Jimmy Webb himself sitting in, and vocals by Will Lee, is magnificent. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUPS...

What have we become

How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?

this is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your [mobile device]

Sherman: No Valentines, only Caturday

RIP my chores list

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

If there’s more to life than momentarily disappearing during a shopping trip to take as many selfies in the lighting department as you can before getting found and dragged back, I don’t know what it is.

Few things they love more than a sick day. Panzer keeps bringing me toys.

Burned myself on the new oven for the first time. I guess it’s christened.

You nerds will appreciate this. I got married on Saturday! It was wonderful. It was at a rare and historic book library, and we leaned into the theme. Table centerpieces were books checked out of our library based on our interests, themed to that tables’ guests. And Eileen made paper roses.

Big squiggle

You can tell by the way I use my walk

This man just head-butted my coffee and then pounced on the coffee that he’d splashed all over me.

Oranged himself into a stupor.

Once again, covered in barbecue sauce and listening to Jason Isbell.

Yes, it is a Super Bowl commercial - but come on people, ya have to love this.

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Don’t bother me; I’m liking all the squirrels

god DAMMIT, guys

Boxing Day sale: "NORMAL", vintage maps, glue, 15x25", 2025- $250(Cdn), on sale for $175(Cdn) (+shipping). DM if interested #art

Merry Catmas

Merry Christmas

Carol of the Bells in # Kyiv subway. Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine. Thankful to everyone who stands with us!

Christmas crept into San Francisco like a creeping Christmas thing