listening to the Morvern Callar soundtrack to get into the holiday spirit

december skies for the tiny people in my phone #skysky

Reminder that if you no longer want to see your parents because they're assholes, that's completely your right, and also I can be your new dad. I'm proud of you, Tiger.

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

Phone was a mistake. We should have been happy with computer. Hubris was our folly

I forgot to take photos of all the soup at my soup party because the soup was so yummy and now I am 75% soup

The Arc de Triomphe was commissioned to honor Napoleon in 1806. By the time construction had really begun in earnest, Napoleon had suffered a disastrous military defeat and had been forced into exile.

All houses dream in blueprints

day one of making work more whimsical. (now I just need wired headphones that weren't free on an airplane...)

carrying my ginger tea around the building like it’s a newborn

I’m at the point of being sick where I’m making absurd deals with the universe.

All our hardships were just yardsticks then, you know

hey babe what if i just big spooned ya to some star trek tng y/n

If I had a lightsaber, I’d carve your initials in the galaxy

looking at my sick-day watchlist like 😏

the less I know the better. (for real, please don’t tell me anything.)

when you’ve succumbed to illness but still have to walk the dog <

forgot to show you my work lunch! not pictured: homemade banana bread and rice krispies and chocolate pretzels 😚

one of the best (& strangest) parts of my job is calling to thank someone after they disclose an estate gift, because when that gift arrives, they won’t be around anymore to thank.

it took every ounce of willpower to fight jet lag tonight, but folks, we made it to 10 PM. by we I mean me and definitely not the tiny dog. he’s been dozin’ all day.

every time my car successfully starts feels like a miracle

at work but not *at work*, you know?

one of the top-three worst travel days of my life!✌🏻 *duck lips pose*

I bought this crocheted cowl scarf at the market and it makes me feel so pretty. will someone crafty please teach me how to make something similar???

back in the US :,(

sunburned & salt-kissed 🧡

i bet being projected in a theater feels great if you're a movie

if you see this, resleet it with your favorite media for the First Snow of the Season.

Porto hard-launched the holidays today & I’m about to go completely broke at the Christmas markets. Boas Festas!

outside, smoking a cig, eating a crepe with ice cream: wow, nature is amazing!

I may be extremely jet lagged (& currently eating a brownie in bed at 10 pm), but I’m not convinced Porto is a real place.

Newark is inhospitable to weary travelers who just need a good lie down. zero stars!

I think maybe I just won’t travel via airplane anymore. due to The Curse.

just had a very intense wave of nostalgia looking at the Manhattan skyline. I miss the Recession Special from Gray’s Papaya & my daily bagel on the 1 train & my bodega cigs.

perhaps everything could work out

why pack for vacation early when you could do it at the very last minute in a panic?!

top tier skeet

By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability

counting down the hours til my saltwater heart is reunited with the Atlantic

they should invent a Red Bull PM

all the hottest girls in Lincoln are getting sweaty playing ping pong tonight

when it rains, it pours etc.

me when I swing by your house to borrow sugar water

Way, way out past where the sidewalks disappear And up through bright blue blocks of sky Where the days turn to weeks in the months of the year And we're together, you and I

wishing I was out at Spring Creek, photographing a fog veiled prairie, but nooooo, instead I’m on Zoom

time to be real: riding your bike when your period’s at max velocity is scary!

ew what an ugly sunset. definitely don’t look at it.

I know I’m officially a midwesterner when I’m planning a 17 hour roadtrip and thinking ~*~*that’s not bad!*~*~

horrible night, no good morning. I’ll pass on the rest of today, thanks.