Road trip with her majesty and 3 dining chairs.

Also we both missed the mass shooting by being at 36,000ft. Horrible to be there I'm sure.

27 hours after leaving the hotel, I am home!

Mine? Mine! Mine!

Caught up on the F1, well done Norris on the:

I've just been sat on a bench watching a tiger. 6 different American women in different groups have talked aloud about how sexy it would be to be mauled to death by a tiger. ?????

Gophers...

An incredibly dull thread on relative comfort of the pilots seats of various aircraft the Moorabin Air Museum let you sit in for someone of my 6'2" height.

Sooo... I didn't miss much then?

Dangerous times

And away we go!

Aaaaaand that's enough aviation internet for the day.

There's a few downsides to taking this warm hoodie to Australia. Maybe an upside.

Aww look, a felty hedgehog decoration.

The race begins Norris you idiot

This qualifying is great though. Very impressive driving keeping it (mostly) on the road Also, Bearman: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🧱💥🏎

The things I will do to avoid David Croft. Cycled enough servers in the end and found one that worked!

Weird phone call from the garage we bought our car from 'recently'. They want it back and are willing to pay over the odds for it. All because their "EOY portfolio is low on diversity" and totally not because we'd be coming to the end of a 3 year lease about now if we hadn't paid cash for it.

toasters need to be listed with specs about what size of bread you can fit in them. Big Kitchen does not want us to know or else it'll expose the conspiracy theory between bakeries and white goods makers to never match their dimensions

As an aside, what with the military tunnels of five centuries, the religious catacombs and vaults, the civilian shelters and cellars, it's hard to believe there's any rock left underneath Valetta. It's the world's first city built on a Menger Sponge...

I feel the need to alert anyone who loves #f1 and also knits / crochets or knows a knitter, that Truly Hooked has made an F1 collection of yarn with a colour for each team, and 4 special colours. Even as a Ferrari fan I think they Mercedes one is spectacularly on brand 🧶

Operation Mincemeat is a go.

Bearmans Q2 lap was good enough for 3rd on the grid.

Hehehehehe

Oh no, I'm stuck

Forgetting to walk the dog and needing to tell her it's too late to do now.

The initial news: The time bomb wisdom teeth are now gone The good news: It doesn't hurt much and I like soup The bad news: There is so few calories in soup! I'd be eating 3l a day on a crash diet.

Oh no! My student credit card is being converted to a regular one. Thanks for noticing bank. I only told you 10 years ago.

Oscar Piasco.

What the Ferrari!

Given the food posts I think @sashette.bsky.social would appreciate a sauce udder.

He probably should have tried that move earlier.

Well I think we know how Antonelli went round.

The dog ran away from me scared today 😭 She is banned from stairs at the moment because she's got a snapped tendon to look after. She won't sleep downstairs at night without prodigious crying and howling. So she gets carried up and carried down.

Oh this is hilarious.

It's a shame it's still hard AF to overtake here, 40 laps line astern isn't the most interesting thing to watch. People were overtaking, but that was clearly not as interesting as watching Norris not overtake Verstappen. Otherwise they would have shown it right.

I'm now up to sad Oscar 😢

Tetchy Oscar

Ooops, got the start wrong by an hour!

Everything is fine! They think I'm great 😮‍💨

We get the best travel gifts sometimes

End of probation meeting on Monday 😬 They seem to like me. They've not mentioned any issues. Everything is fine. Everything will be fine. Fine!

Drippy drippy

Seems we need a new mug. Oh nooo, more fun mugs

Finding new things Katie is allergic to.

Gee, thanks, so effective.

The government of the Philippines wants to give me the winter fuel allowance for my beer fund. Woohoo!

Someone is at the door 😬

N: Alnwick, United Kingdom E: Stuttgart, Germany S: Fuerteventura, Spain W: LA, United States I have not travelled far really, especially N and E. I have plans on replacing E and S with in December. Plague stopped N going further.