It's nice and sunny, let's mow the lawn that's got long while we were away and stain some wood. The weather. Immidiately:

San Franciscos seagulls are amateurs! That sandwich was sat there un-stolen for far too long. They didn't even steal ours from our hands.

Someone needs to tell Apple that Katie isn't pronounced 'Kay', and that Rate Advice isn't Rat Edviss.

Free alcohol is dangerous

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Bugger me that was steep

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BREAKING: The Miami GP is at threat of cancellation after doubts surface over the ability of US officials to keep a straight open for safe travel for a sustained period.

So the location isn't quite accurate, I watched that DHL plane cross the nose out of the right side windows. I think it's technically safe but it scared the life out of me. They are so damn fast up close.

The sky is SO BLUE!

I've bought my dad ELMS tickets for his birthday, I can tell he's excited because he's called me 3 times in two days about it. It's in September, there's no rush!

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She doesn't even pay rent the least she could do is direct some of that prey drive at the seed stealing pigeons.

It's got to be mockery right? There's enough caricature to seem deliberate. Though I'm bad enough at drawing I have done self portraits worse.

Is this inept endearment or mockery?

Watching how smooth and positive the conversation is between the Artemis II crew and the Science team on earth and thanking god that Ferrari Race engineers aren't on the science team

Our kitchen floor has a little dragon

I think of this often (too often, according to some).

I am reminded of the leak on the ISS and the solution instead of fixing it is just:

Something I learned at 00:30, today is a bank holiday! Thank you Katie, who is half way around the planet and doesn't even have the day off.

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

this one hurts the most

I saw Rob Smedley say that Ferrari race engineers saying "looking into it" causes him physical paib

First one goes poof then, that didn't take long and they were relatively reliable in testing.

This battery okey-cokey may get boring eventually, but for now it's great.

Every time I see those wings move the twitch of movement makes me think something broke.

So Ferrari do start well!

Oh my god Piastri has crashed!??

Piastri has binned it or something?

Caught up on the F1 Max! 🤣🤣🤣 but Red Bull fast so he will be fun tomorrow Williams, oh no! Mclaren suffering for having the worse engine it seems. Mercedes:

Hear me out here: pangolins are nothing more than the Clangers' warrior caste...

Bees 🐝

Richard has now peed in the sink

Consequences

Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them

There's definitely humour to be found in impulse buying this sticker then spending the next week unable to decide where to put it

I've been trying to learn the French names of various fish. There's no profit in doing so, it's more what you might call a poisson project.

You're not alone in missing out - you can get the full mind-blowing aurora experience chez Dread by holding a grey piece of card over your head whilst somebody squirts you gently with a plant mister. Unaccountably I forgot to take photos for the socials.

"Everyone come to the office we have an important meeting 10am to 12pm" 22 people, 20 desks, 19 chairs, 18 docks. Cosy. The meeting is now at 1pm because the hosts forgot to make the presentation. They also don't have a desk because they forgot about the meeting and started working from home.

Road trip with her majesty and 3 dining chairs.

Also we both missed the mass shooting by being at 36,000ft. Horrible to be there I'm sure.

27 hours after leaving the hotel, I am home!

Mine? Mine! Mine!

Caught up on the F1, well done Norris on the:

I've just been sat on a bench watching a tiger. 6 different American women in different groups have talked aloud about how sexy it would be to be mauled to death by a tiger. ?????

Gophers...

An incredibly dull thread on relative comfort of the pilots seats of various aircraft the Moorabin Air Museum let you sit in for someone of my 6'2" height.

Sooo... I didn't miss much then?

Dangerous times