having a house with a yard means that sometimes a big branch will fall in it and suddenly you are called upon to use an axe for the first time in your life. this rules!!

whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks

the way zohran is pivoting this to trump is so smart. he is incredible at this & i've never been more inspired

TRANS RIGHTS ARE A WINNING POLITICAL ISSUE Every single centrist claiming we must all compromise our bodily autonomy for their personal comfort is a traitor to American democracy & rational human decency. They have no place in a modern Democratic Party, toss them out. Total liberation for all.

if we got dick cheney dying followed by mamdani winning AND an AOC/Lander senate run announcement- all in the same day?? you could power a city on the energy of young progressives.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

shout out to my high school polisci/current events teacher who had us watching basically every contemporaneous documentary there was about Dick Cheney's war crimes & the torture he facilitated. That class was very important to my developing worldview - specifically the Fuck Dick Cheney part.

through bluesky timeline osmosis i will get into baseball

Mary Blair's concept art for Disney's Sleepy Hollow adaptation.

My favourite of the Cow Tools edits

one of my most firmly held beliefs is that most people struggle with object permanence.

did they even put a tarp on the white house overnight or what

can someone who loves historical architecture whip up a quick video on how poorly this is being done? there is no way this is what the demolition should look like.

finally found a procreate brush that cured my art block ??? it was never me it was the brushes that were bad??

a type of guy I have had to interact with online my entire life! they really are like that! it's what happens when you follow a movement rooted in hate, and why conservative extremism will never be the same as leftist extremism (which I believe to be rooted in empathy).

guys stop being mean to mike johnson, they lock him in a windowless room all day and don't let him use his phone. He can't even get porn updates from his son!!

they have yuri chips at homegoods

real love is my cat clawing at me when I try to rub her belly but not when I put my entire face in her belly like she is a pillow. ❤️

I would love a 24 hour "yell at Mike Johnson" hotline, at least until the shutdown ends.

Republicans are doing everything they can to punish Americans for the shutdown they caused & I fear dem leadership is so weak they will just let it happen.

My kingdom for a primary challenger 😞

I don't see openly maga dudes out in the wild very often but when I do they're always acting weird. why are you kneeling in the grocery store to take pictures of the food on the shelves for over 5 minutes and then leave without buying anything?? Snacks too woke??

Spirit Halloween has what you need if anyone wants to do a Steven Miller display this year.

saying "I don't understand why I'm supposed to care about that" when someone comes at you with a stupid culture war grievance makes me feel so powerful

are we at the part of the movie where people start defying orders they know are immoral yet

A couple folks have called today and said they got through to people, which means we are not crashing the lines nearly enough. Call, y'all. Even if you're never called before. Especially if you have a democratic senator who you don't trust to hold the line.

played Hades II for too long today and actually wore down the thumb stick so bad the controller was covered in rubber shavings. I have a problem ❤️

Feeling very seen by this piece on anxiety and lines! (My version of the brain-scissors is a fire extinguisher btw)

Oh no I think I understand labubus now. This is my son.

Gonna take some Tylenol to make my autism stronger & more powerful.

shocking: 32 y/o homeowner realizes that they should probably enrich their life with hobbies instead of smoking weed and playing video games all day. tragic!!

kat rocks and is braver than anyone in office right now.

imagining some guy in 1940 saying this to the census dork just to get him off his damn porch

talking to a coworker and slowly realizing your news consumption choices mean you live in completely separate realities...

"Got any book recommendations about the lives of German citizens in, say, the 1930s? haha, no reason" I say to the government agent stationed at my local books-a-million.

i couldn't help myself and made an account for my sims activities. please follow if you like really good and perfect games such as the sims 4.

wondering when politicians talk about the violence and hostility of the left, how often they're just talking about people being mean to them online. close to 90%?

RIP. Watch All The President's Men today if you get the chance. One of my all time favorites largely due to Redford's performance.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

There is a type of guy who commits crimes like this, and that type is almost never "orthodox marxist-leninist attempting to be the vanguard of a revolutionary movement". Much more common for it to be a "looked at computer too much" guy

using a 4chan meme from over 15 years ago tells me everything I need to know about this guy

A Pokemon town builder starring ditto is truly devastating news for my productivity

wait hey wtf am I supposed to do with all of these guys

we need to go back...

hyping myself up for 2 hours to mow the lawn and paint my office. saying nice things to it and feeding it adderall to get it to come out from under the bed.

this is the door that's been opened, what a sick fucking country we live in.

I can only describe my stomach rn as a roiling pit of acid. And all I had today was three cups of coffee, spicy ramen, and two beers! what gives!!

A bank robbery movie where one of the hostages is a hypochondriac and convinces themselves they have Stockholm Syndrome.

By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face

LMFAO