Maybe brighten up your day by spending time with @paypriestess.bsky.social? Sounds like a good plan.

@youpay.me autoskeets are in beta so Im formally thanking [redacted] for the $20 Amazon gc & kind words (y'all got me crying in the club today fr) See what else you can gift me here because I never want non-binary and/or autistic people to go a day w/o bot comparisons: youpay.me/VamPriestPoi... 🎉💸

As a certified "doing weird things to my body" enjoyer, I think it's wildly-irresponsible for journalists to frame niche kink scenes about temporarily inflating your balls with saline as an extension of a neoreactionary subculture that makes fatalistic men with dysmporphia hammer their faces.

Sometimes people are really nice outta nowhere for no reason when you're really needing that shit

Tbh I shouldn't have to post this shit when y'all have seen the typ.ing daily challenge scores I've been posting lately. I think one time I even said that I might have a public humiliation kink in addition to the vast majority of Christians, I have been performing that poorly.

Guys I'm chronically ill. Most of the time your email finds me like this. If you see me comment, reskeet, or otherwise make a shitpost, it is likely because I am literally having an IBS attack on the toilet. Me being sick is not an attack on you but I am sorry it affects you. #DisabledSW #OurSky

I like to think of brunch as the purest form of anarchy. Want a burger between 2 waffles? Go for it. Scrambled eggs on a brownie? Heck yeah! Toss some onion rings in those Froot Loops, you are ungovernable. For 90 glorious minutes, all rules of polite society have been suspended.

Hey Cam Models — Friendly reminder that Mothers Day is this week! That's why it's so goddamn slow! Don't beat yourself up for lack of activity in your room, okay? I promise it ISN'T something you did !!!!

It is crazy how every time I open up this app and see another baddie has followed me. Most of the time the only reason I don’t follow you first because I figure I’m being really annoying and/or pedantic again.

pronouncing testosterone so it rhymes with rice-a-roni

Somebody yell at me to do this if I haven’t by EOD today. That’s 5 hours.

Hey y'all I found a mask bloc in #Philadelphia finally. They're sepas_bloc on Instagram go give them a follow, donation, or fill out their form if you need masks! www.instagram.com/sepas_bloc?i... #DisabledSW #CovidConscious #MaskBloc #FreeMasks #N95 #CovidAware #Philly #MA #MutualAid

I ask this genuinely: who on Earth gives a flying fuck who Elle Woods was before law school?

Hey, Apple, a few questions re: Music…

Guys I got an interview request on my non-egirl account. Domme come pick me up I'm scared.

Sub building a portable altar to praise me at, so cute having them play arts & crafts

London clients and girlfriends 🇬🇧 I’ve created a London Companions feed to make it easier to discover and interact with courtesans based in London. You can pin it to your feeds here: bsky.app/profile/did:... If you’re a London companion and would like to be added, please reply or DM me 😉

Okay so may be force enabling dark mode on all sites wasn't the great idea I thought it was going to be... 🏆 Today’s typ.ing daily challenge: 🌟 Speed: 63wpm 🎯 Accuracy: 89.45% 🥇 Position: 62 out of 125 players today 🔥 Streak: 1 📅 typ.ing/daily

*cracks knuckles* time to fire up the DM answering and caption drafting machine

Oh, I forgot to mention I was running a sale of equivalent price on my VIP #OnlyFans - applicable to both new and old subs too. Both links are only valid for the 1 week for the first 100 subs so I'd click now before they expire😜 onlyfans.com/vampirepriestpoisonvip #Findom #Femdom #OurSky #Lingerie

Y'know as it's known as the exhibitionist tier on #fansly due to wanting people to WITNESS ME so... here's a link for 50% off your first 2 weeks. Enjoy something other than #pixelporn. Now excuse me while I go post new content 🧡🖤 fansly.com/subscription... #Findom #Femdom #OurSky #Alt #BetaSafe

If you're currently subbed to my VIP OnlyFans, check your DMs for a free one week trial extending your subscription~ I'd already alert my Fansly sub but he already jumped on it 😂

The one thing I would save if my house is burning down, all living things are safe, and I can only save one (1) thing is my MangoLily custom original watercolor painting with gold leaf detail of my D&D PC. Go watch her stream!!! Send her much love and funds!!! twitch.tv/mangolily0

It had come up in passing that I collect fashion dolls so submissive gave me a barbie doll with the tribute bills inside the box as well x) Not sure I have the doll anymore, it was just a random doll he got off the supermarket but the memory remains. That was so cute and thoughtful!

Philly & Montco residents, when the ACLU FOIA'd ICE about their "unmasking" bill, they are referring to unmasking things that prevent their clients' online identities from being tied to their IRL one, like IP/MAC addresses. NOT N95s. @whyy.org publication was unclear so I read the ACLU docs for you

www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hzl6c... www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/3w1hf... two videos for everyone to enjoy because my goal was absolutely SMASHED. Feel free to download and save, these are public now <3 if yall hit my next goal, ill throw up one or two more

Just placed an order on the 'zon and they normally give you free shipping for 24 hours after so if anyone wants to chip in to the mask fund... I'd <3 you instead of <3 you not 😂😘 youpay.me/VamPriestPoi... #Findom #Femdom #DisabledSW #CovidConscious #CovidAwawre #OurSky #YouPay

Decided today's typing challenge was good for OT. I'm done diddly fucked up because Sunday is the easiest day 🏆 Today’s typ.ing daily challenge: 🌟 Speed: 72wpm 🎯 Accuracy: 86.27% 🥇 Position: 24 out of 66 players today 🔥 Streak: 1 📅 typ.ing/daily

Regular reminder that a quality respirator (N95, KN95, P100, others) can also help with allergies and smoke and poor air quality in addition to helping you go into stealth mode or avoid COVID & other illnesses.

shennanigains will be had.... Myrtle x Maple x Chasey — Charity Collab & Livestream 📅 Saturday, May 23rd, 2026 💸 Donate here: gofund.me/deefc833 @maplebeesticky.tv @chaseyboy.gay

Last night I had to call the cops bc my neighbor’s bf was actively assaulting her. I couldnt intervene myself & I feared for her life. During the altercation, I had the door slammed on my right arm 2x. My current tip goal is to help with medical/rental costs as my arm is useless #MA #Disability #EDS

So I didn’t end up being able to volunteer for this event. I did update my tip goal as unfortunately, in addition to regular chronic illness, I had to deal with being physically assaulted by my neighbors. I will work on making a text thread shortly. However, my right arm is useless.

I was added to a list for blocking all SonaSky label users which I think is funny as fuck as a Discover feed baddie who just stopped, read, and liked a skeet simply because the OP had a SonaSky label alongside their display name

I haven't eaten yet today just know I can produce better y'all

I guess everyone was on the struggle bus today 😮‍💨 🏆 Today’s typ.ing daily challenge: 🌟 Speed: 63wpm 🎯 Accuracy: 90.77% 🥇 Position: 49 out of 122 players today 🔥 Streak: 1 📅 typ.ing/daily

magic players be like “have you tried playing flow state?” like no i’m too busy playing with my pro state . faggot

When Poland cancels Kanye it makes international headlines but when they do the same to Roger Waters not a damn peep out of anyone. Matka finds you pathetic and weak. Matka wants you to remember when they say, "Jak możesz mieć swoje budyń, jeśli nie jesz mięsa?"

Never have I ever jerked off when responding to DMs 🥵 They say if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life 😂😩😈💦 Thank God I love cumming to my depraved fantasies #Findom #Femdom #Humiliation #Domme #VideoCall #Session #RealTimeSession #Humiliatrix #ProfessionalDominatrix

I miss being in art school for 2 reasons: 1. Having my friends draw/paint/sculpt me was rad af and so good for my self esteem; 2. Assignments made me actually produce art regularly myself.

I also know that some of you follow me for my thoughts (shoutout to y'all fr) and I have the most boring Amazon wish list on the planet for y'all that is filled with home goods I use regularly and/or desperately need #MA #MutualAid #Disability #DisabledSWers www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

I finally found a #CovidConscious #queer #kink space that I'll be #volunteering for this Friday! Therefore I am once again stuntin' for masks. I've dropped my #Amazon #wishlist below as well as my VIP list if you're looking to get yourself a #premade #clip as well😉 #Findom #Femdom #OurSky #IRLDomme

Absolutely shameful performance 🏆 Today’s typ.ing daily challenge: 🌟 Speed: 64wpm 🎯 Accuracy: 83.81% 🥇 Position: 61 out of 133 players today 🔥 Streak: 1 📅 typ.ing/daily

If I told my granny that I was too busy milking my cow right now to talk she'd be confused as HELL #Findom #Femdom #CashCow #OurSky #Drain #TextDrains

I did the daily typing challenge at a normal hour and I expect praise in the form of #sends for it. My love language is cash so praise me with it🤑 #Findom #Femdom 🏆 Today’s typ.ing daily challenge: 🌟 Speed: 77wpm 🎯 Accuracy: 89.66% 🥇 Position: 23 out of 54 players today 🔥 Streak: 1 📅 typ.ing/daily

If you saw my typo, no you didn't

Finished my first session on Focusmate & it was TOP. While I haven't had a chance to read their privacy policy (yet), session #1 was with a person residing in the EU so I know it also has to be top. If you sign up use my referral 🔗so we can both experience plus focusmate.com/?fmreferral=7QQrbnqPO3

I've lived in Philadelphia for 3 years now. I need to start playing the Rocky theme when I do these or something #Typing #DailyChallenge #TypingChallenge #Streak 🏆 Today’s typ.ing daily challenge: 🌟 Speed: 74wpm 🎯 Accuracy: 91.90% 🥇 Position: 39 out of 119 players today 🔥 Streak: 1 📅 typ.ing/daily

Hey y'all, if you live in Philly, you now have unlimited 72 hour passes to The New York Times (+ 10 gift links per pass) as well as access to current & archived copies of The Philadelphia Inquirer. You can sign up for your Free Library of Philadelphia card online again (& add it your digital wallet)

Some dudes have been outside with a jackhammer since 10am. It's now after 3pm. What the fuck do you need to be jackhammering for 5 hours that isn't your wife?

my love language is infodumping