my stupid chronatog life

good morning blue sky it’s love your wifes monday

oomf was being funny and said me and shae have the same laugh but it was actually very cute .. 💜

putting skullclamp on your little sister

how is the sword of damocles even real like bro… just get out of the way

oily ass soup made my tummy hurt .. my stupid chinese life

it’s so badass having a personal account that’s not my Music or Art account dude

no thoughts, only “ghhhwaow”

Bros

it’s almost my birthday (in like 10 days) Yaye

the court made me a changeling to have all my favorite features of many of my animal friends

good morning bluesky 😀 It Suday

you ever see art of a girl and want to touch your weiner

eats u

sleepy again man what the hell

texting a doll girl is weird because sometimes you’ll catch yourself saying “what’s up doll?” and you sound like bugs bunny

never mind i just needed to condition my hair lol they’re doing awesome stuff now

the feminine urge to acquire larger bed grows stronger

my amphetamine salts 20 mg ER cap life

my good morning life

new vocal stim is that meme of elvis singing the rick and morty theme . please let this be brief im begging you

today is peak bro i just took such a dope nap…

i went like actually a month without conditioning my hair i feel So intensely Reinvigorated right now

wait straightening my hair would be kind of nuclear..........

they let me go gome early Yay

just scheduled my first laser appointment massive w

my giant faggot life

i can’t open this app i’m surrounded by coworkers and the first thing on my feed was giant sweaty kim pine boobs

dude i need to cut my bangs they’re driving me nuts

trying to workshop some kind of version of the calvin and hobbes thing with “there’s only two kinds of decks” where the terrifying realization at the end is that Elves is actually Mystic Forge

jumpscared by a trans woman with my deadname as her chosen name

just got owned by oops and then got handed a stack of like 15 documents, filed the papers while i ran the clock on him with force + consign vs thoughtseize belcher hands g2 and g3 . fuck you man

good morning bluesky

it’s subject alys to endless autism torment friday

ok very funny . let me pass out again now Please

my alys alice life

this weekend i am going to Sleep. a lot

shes going to make this one eat pig slop for 4 days 😭

talking to girls is so difficult 😞

guy selling an sc-55 on fb right now kinda cheap Ohhhh don’t make me buy that Please

i kinda need to get back into skincare i’m breaking out with embarrassing frequency

isn’t this the guy who compares all the food to women

gm bluesky i’m actually the most sleepy ever this time. every other time i was kidding. i didn’t know just how sleepy it could get

agh it feels weird if im not constantly bitching about something it is in my nature to bitch

getting to see an old friend for the first time in like 2 or 3 years today :D

ok let me go gome

what are you supposed to call women other than “sis” Help

i actually reference this post as a regular part of my vocabulary now

mtgo maintenance today is transphobic what the hell am i supposed to do now? have hobbies and interests?