my goal is to get a good paying job just to buy my girlfriends pretty magic cards

i got a bad bitch in my phone named Walgreens Rx Alerts and It Won’t leave Me the Fuck Alone

i actually have the most beautiful emo boyfriend in the whole world >,<

paws in my face i’m gay

gay orcish bowmasters be like ping you create my orc army token. also i’m gay and he’s my boyfriend lol

several times a day i find myself needing to go on r/sourcandy

eating gummy sharks to build up my resistance to larger, actual sharks

two weeks in a row i’m kissing my sisters

vaping in the hallway at the LGS local game store

just travelled 2500 miles just to get the bye for legacy night ama

fluffy hat (≧ヮ≦)✮⋆˙ >,<

my familiar just cast a spell on you bro. yeah dude you’re fucked. sorry man

hooves

wolfillion is the biggest and scariest number

when someone puts a space before their exclamation points i think they Hate me and Want me To Die

“you can be my poison dart frog” is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me

wolf sisters

Bonus foxes

i luv my atlyss boyfie ^w^

my green is fading rly nicely (≧ヮ≦)✮⋆˙

lesbian with two boyfriends

they banned me :(

kissing your sisters is peak stimmies

"call me a faggot while i fuck your girlfriend in your jacket" still my favorite line ive heard in my life

my two little brothers play lands and they are the most beautiful ppl in the world ^w^

every lands player is objectively hot as fuck

Jcore to cry to playlist

wifey keeps laughing and shaking his paws in his sleep he’s so adorable

what do u do when a girl u rly like is always super dry and rarely flirts and rly makes it seem like she doesn’t like u as much as u like her but she still wants to see u for the 3rd time but she’s kinda more sweet in person but u don’t know where things are going and it stresses u out constantly :D

I NEED A BIG BOOTY BEAUTIFUL BITCH WITH BLUE HAIR GLOMPING ON MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glompstyle

*glomps you sexily*

yearly bluesky selfie

i am cringe but i am gay

hi

spinning my top epic derpface style

casting brainstorm epic derpface style

just saw a lizard :-)

monster trucks aren’t real

i have a crush on a girl and her name is Lala Barina

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag

hi guys

whining and pouting on it puppystyle

i want to enjoy ffxi so bad but it is probably the worst aged mmo i’ve ever played