An astonishingly large crowd! Chicago

its actually only a fetish if they're into just one foot. If they like both it's a feetish.

So I guess sex work is only ok if just tech oligarchs are profiting off it and not marginalized women or minorities who depend on it to survive?

Inspiration: The Warden from Holes. Reality: Your stoner 30-something camp counselor.

I love my greys. I started sprouting them in my mid-twenties. I call them my spider children, although I'm not far off from a Bonnie Raitt streak. 💁🏻‍♀️

Jumping right back into a dab hit after two months of sobriety is a straight up double bounce. 🥴

when your partner is your biggest fan >>>>

Black men who love Sabrina Carpenter >>>

We got there. 🥴

Y'all please pray to the old gods or your deity of choice that the stain on this flogger handle dries forgivingly overnight. 🙏🏻 I want to show this off so badly once it's finished tomorrow!

Toss up between a martini I had with @mrososden.bsky.social that was so dirty I'd have called it a slut and paid for it (if I weren't already) and something out of a literal paint can at a three story club in York. Memories.

Ummm be a bully, outsource any creativity, hate on literally everyone, and be white nationalism on legs, all while patting herself on the back with a stack of dollars. She is TALENTED, OKAY? 🙄😒

Black people should be able to file a class action against the government.

I sell em, so it's an option anytime!

It means she's luuuckyyy. Bi men are the best.

I tried picking Squirtle and Charmander and never got as far as I always did with my ride or die. 🌱

Coming off my period and the sun is shining again thank fucking GAWD 🌞

Dolly Parton has been a good person all her life. She does so many kind things for people. Compare that to someone like JK Rowling who wakes up every day and decides to be an absolute asshole.

It's #WCW and International Lesbian Day so thank you to the lesbians in all their magnificent forms, presentations, and identities for existing and letting us enjoy you and exist alongside you! 🧡🤍🩷 Also the sapphic honeys are by and large better kissers and I will not humor disputes on this matter.

Sending $0 and opening by talking about your dick: Instant block Sending $100 and asking permission first:

Finally reading Hunger by @roxanegay.bsky.social and accepting my own history with disordered eating. As a white woman who has always been thin, I feel intrusion in saying this, but her words are incredibly transparent and healing in ways that express so much more than, "it's okay to take up space."

"You have it in your power to make a difference. Don't give up." 😭😭😭

Heyyo! ✨

Sensory deprivation any day cause the moment something cold touches me, it's game over. 🧊🥶

It's Vince Vaughn and I will not be ashamed of it!

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Made lemon and almond shortbread cookies this evening. There were no survivors. ⭐🍋

Happy #Locktober to all who celebrate! 🍂🔐 Featuring my favorite @mrososden.bsky.social. 💋

To quote Linda Belcher, "Look at my eyes. You see how crazy they are?!" You're also welcome to look at my arms. All the better to smack ya with.

Let me innn (to your feed, heart, and wallet). Also my kink name is Violet/Vi. Who doesn't love purple? 💜

Drop is hands-down the slowest and most frustrating movie I've ever seen in my entire life. Here I was thinking this would be a dumb enough popcorn suspense movie to add into the spooky season rotation but GOOD GAWD DAYUM.

If you’re a giver, remember your limits.

Hey! It's International Safe Abortion Day and everyone should know that, just like how everyone should have access to SAFE, LEGAL and AFFORDABLE abortions! My coat hanger was my first tattoo. @mrososden.bsky.social held my hand while I got it. It served two purposes for me:

They want you hopeless. Their world cannot exist unless you are. Care. Hope. Move forward. Resist.

The bravery of this man. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Same. It's not done *yet.* It's cleaner than *it was.* Any progress is progress. Applaud yourself for getting it done. Applaud yourself for getting closer. Applaud yourself for keeping your eyes on the prize, which is your peace and well-being.

Society got significantly meaner when people stopped dancing in the clubs.

A swamp mermaid, specifically. Dark water > salt water. Plus the option for extra spooky factor. 🪾

Waiting for the day Frank Reynolds drives past and offers all of us a nice egg in these trying times

Going into the interview vs leaving the interview WITH THE JOB AND FIVE (5!!!) MONTHS OF UNEMPLOYMENT BEHIND ME. Fuck fuck fuck! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

I don't have experience dealing with feelings about "the one that got away" (cause @mrososden.bsky.social done got got) but being at this out of state 'bortion clinic has me in my FEELINGS for the work that was taken from so many of us by the hateful right and their lazy centrist assistants. 😭😭😭

You can confess to me all day, baybee. I have a man who "tithes" (his words) to me weekly just so that I maintain his cuck status. I adore him.

Nawp and I haven't taken it for granted a single day! 🙌🏻

Watching Old School and my celebrity boo Vince Vaughn having a one-man concert experience to "Lady" in the back of the wedding hall is MEEE.

Just saw Taylor Swift's lyrics described as very "cat in the hat," but considering that comparison is an insult to Dr. Seuss, who, unlike Victim Complex Barbie, was outspokenly not a Nazi, I prefer "car in the bar, harr harr." It also speaks to her inability to ever close her mouth all the way.

Ironically, if my parents had used one it'd have prevented this case of autism, AYYY.

Drop your favourite SFW/not porn accounts (yes, yours counts, too). Y'all are pretty but I need some non-genitalia content mixed into my feed. 🙏🏻

I LOVE THEM. Blessed Mabon, friends! 🍂

You're the only guy who gets to ask if I'm free in that very moment, cause I'm already here having fun with ya.